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Hey, Joe.
What's up? Bad news.
I watched the tape and passed it along to my bosses, and they weren't interested. Oh.
Sorry, man.
But you watched the tape? Yeah, I liked it.
But my bosses didn't go for it. Stupid sons of bitches! What?
You didn't watch the tape. What?
Of course, I did. Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me? I'm not lying to you.
I watched it. Well, you lied again. I watched it. Keep going, Pinocchio. I did. No, you didn't. I'm telling you, I watched the tape.
Did you watch the tape? No. I can't believe, Joey.
I hate being called a liar. But you are a liar. What did I just say? You still here? Yes, and I have to say, I am not just hurt.
I am insulted.
When I tell somebody I did something... Okay, hold on.
Let me just stop you right there, okay?
First, you lied, right?
Then, you lied about lying, okay?
Then, you lied about lying about lying, okay?
So before you lie about lying about lying about lying about lying about... Stop lying! Why are you so sure I didn't watch this tape? You want to know why?
Well, this is going well. Here's why I know you didn't watch the tape, okay?
If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. All right, now, remember, I got paid a lot of money for this, and it only aired in Japan.
Ichiban.
Ichiban.
Lipstick for men.
Ichiban.
Lipstick for men.
Saigo. And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape.
He really is a chameleon.
