Name: Ross Gets Too Comfortable in the Library | Friends
Uploaded: 2025-02-02T07:21:58.000Z
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Okay, okay, I was typing names into the library computer earlier, you know, you know, for fun.

And I typed mine in, and guess what came up?

Yeah, right, it's right down here in the biggest library in the university!

Oh, um, there's also a book here by a woman named Wendy Vagina.

Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey Decimal System.

You didn't bring me here to do that, did you?

Do you know the paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?

I just have to find someone to cover my shift.

Can I speak to someone in charge, please?

Hi, I was wondering, is it possible to increase security in the paleontology section?

See, I wrote a book that's up there, and instead of reading it, people are, well, they're rolling around in front of it.

We are aware of the problem you're referring to.

But as far as increasing security, I'm afraid the library is very understaffed.

If I'm the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, then I'll go up there and defend it myself.

Perhaps, perhaps Dr. Chester Stock's musings on the Smilodon californicus?

Or are you just here to brush up on Merriam's views on evolution?

Um, actually, I find Merriam's views far too progressionist.

I find Merriam's views far too progressionist.

You're the person who checked out my book?

You know, you look nothing like I would have thought.