Name: Stay Strong King: How Long Do You Last?
Uploaded: 2025-01-30T13:58:41.000Z
Duration: 3 min 32 s
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Okay, so it looks like you're all set to take home the trial testing kit for our new Rhino Extreme 5000 male enhancement film.

You'll report back in 30 days with the results.

And on your medical record here, it says you're sexually active.

I actually filled that out when I had a girlfriend, but unfortunately, we are no moths.

It frees up my schedule to meet beautiful women at these test trials.

Speaking of which, maybe we could do like a test trial of our own?

You think you're the first guy to try that one?

Why don't we do a test trial over drinks Friday night at 7?

I think that's a test trial I can get behind.

Okay, so to recap, you're not allergic to any of our ingredients.

This pill is still in the test phase, so in order for us to test its effectiveness, we need to know how long you typically last.

Yes, we are testing the pill's effectiveness.

Yeah, just like a very solid amount of time.

This form actually requires that I put in a number.

We could run a Harry Potter marathon start to finish, and by the time we get to the end of it, when he's finally the Wizard Harry, I'm going to be not even warmed up.

I'm not writing the Harry Potter franchise.

Like, five hours in the Dreamworld is three seconds here, because sometimes you need a measurement. 127 hours.

I mean, I will never go hiking after that.

You don't know adult film star legend, John Cena.

Yeah, I actually met him on one of the adult film industry sets.

Unfortunately, they had to cut me, because I would last so long, and they didn't have enough film to afford.

I just need a number. 500, 25 seconds, and 600 minutes.  Like, this is taking a lot longer than it has to.

I'm afraid when I tell you, like, how long I actually last, you're not going to want to get drinks with me Friday at 7.

Because you work in the pharmaceutical section of a male enhancement company, and you probably see some pretty impressive times on there.

Listen, at the end of the day, I don't really care how long a guy can last.

You know, a partner is a lot more than that.

Okay, well, in that case, when it comes to, like, my average time in bed, typically I...

Oh, he's done a couple test trials last year and reported an average of 60 seconds.

Coming back to redeem yourself, I see. 60 seconds, huh?

According to his ex-girlfriend, he's a really sweet guy, but boy, he's quick.

You know, that's actually a sign of, like, really healthy dopamine levels.

Do you work at a male enhancement parapharmaceuticals section company?