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  • What's happening??

  • It's the end of the world.

  • How could you possibly even know that?

  • Because this weird guy in the woods told me it was.

  • What?!!

  • Don't worry about it, I have a plan!

  • We're just gonna out run this earthquake, steal an airplane..

  • dodge all the buildings as the city collapses into the ocean...

  • fly all the way back to Yellowstone..

  • get the special map that tells us where the secret government spaceships are...

  • outrun a thermonuclear volcanic eruption...

  • land in Vegas so we can get an even bigger plane...

  • hopefully someone we already know will conveniently be there with access to a bigger plane..

  • We'll convince them to take us with them and right before the ash cloud destroys Las Vegas...

  • we'll fly towards Hawaii...

  • which will actually be on fire when we get there. But luckily the Earth's magnetic field will suddenly..

  • shift about 1000 miles and we'll magically crash land in the exact vicinity of the secret arks

  • we were searching for all along.

  • And then, even though the secret arks will be heavily guarded and there's no possible way they'd just let us in...

  • We'll miraculously run into some locals who happen to be sneaking on board as well.

  • Who will take pity on us and help us sneak onto the ark right at the last possible second!

  • And then, most of us will be saved.

  • Does that sound like a plan?

  • Yeah!

  • Then let's go!!

  • (deep breath)

  • Okay...

  • New plan.

  • Everybody dog paddle

  • Jackson, it's over.

  • Yea, I know..

  • So what did you mean by, "most of us will be saved?"

  • Huh? Oh, Uh, nothing. Nothing

  • Don't worry about it.

  • Oh ok.

  • You had me worried there for a moment.

  • Like I might be the one that dies and somehow everyone is okay with it 2 minutes later.

  • You know?

  • Nope, nope, you're good man.

  • Welcome to the family.

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