Name: Happy Thanksgiving Let’s Eat! | Gabriel Iglesias
Uploaded: 2024-12-04T03:22:57.000Z
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And by the way, thank you to whoever brought the chocolate cakes in the back. I got them right before the show

Somebody brought Chico's tacos, too. I thought that was great

Now you guys here know what I'm talking about, but everybody that's watching at home, they're like Chico's tacos. What the hell is that?

It's an El Paso tradition if you come to El Paso

Know that that's you know, that's right here. That's you know, that's the tradition in El Paso

I ran into people in other places like Chicago and New York and like where you from El Paso and I say Chico's tacos and

It is the craziest food I've ever tried you guys craziest ever

Reason is they you know they give you these little taquitos and there's like a sauce and you pour it and it like the taquitos flow and it absorbs and

I never thought I'd see the day where I could drink a taco

And you gotta have that at the end of the night. Don't try to freaking plan out events after going, you know

They'll say oh, we're gonna eat at Chico's and then go to the movies. No, don't do that. Don't do that

You'll be sitting there like, you know, hey, this is a good movie, huh?

This is the one where Nicolas Cage comes out and

Anyway, he plays the bad guy in this movie and it turns out really good and all of a sudden

You're running by people they're like Chico's

That a year from now there'll be people watching this all over the world

Just like the first DVDs in Canada Australia and Europe

This DVD will wind up somewhere in Australia and there'll be people in Australia going what the hell's Chico's

Crikey, we got a girl. We gonna see Chico's

You watch people freaking out. I say we must go try Chico's

It sounds splendid. Yes, it does. Drink a taco. I never thought I'd see the day. I'm going to try it

One night at one show I received 11 chocolate cakes and it was local so I took them home and

That is an argument that nobody in this building has ever had at 3 o'clock in the morning

Because you don't just walk into the house with 11 cakes you make some noise

And I walk in with the last two cakes and my girlfriend's in the kitchen and she's like what the hell is this I'm trying

Where did you get all this cake? I said baby the people at the show brought it. Are you gonna eat all of it?

Eventually, I'm not gonna do it in one hit, you know freaking two hours later clear

How do you know someone isn't trying to poison you with cake are you serious

It's like you live by the cake you die by the cake, you know

We wake up Frankie and Frankie walks into the kitchen at 3 o'clock in the morning and he's all

Where do all the cake come from the people at the show brought it tell them I should thank you

I'll tell them you said thank you Frankie. Hell you guys even have taco trucks

Now for anyone wondering about taco trucks, let me just let you know right now that is real good Mexican food

I don't want you being concerned like no, there's there's wheels under that restaurant

Well, sometimes we don't have a permit. Okay, so

For me to know that I'm gonna have a good experience at a taco truck

I always research and I look to see who's running the truck for me to know that I'm gonna have a good time

I want to make sure that it's an all female crew

Not to sound sexist. It's just that when it's all women running the truck. They make me feel good about myself

They make me feel special when I walk up at one o'clock in the morning and I have a buzz they make me feel good

They come to the window, oh, let me go to beat the combo stuff

Feel like a kid I'm like, can I have a taco?

Now see when it's an all Mexican male crew running the truck

Customer service isn't our strongest point at one o'clock in the morning and then you got to deal with a drunk knucklehead like me

Hey, what's up, bro? Can I have a taco? Okay. What else? That's it

But you know exactly what he just told you

For some reason Mexican people and only Mexican people have this sound that comes out of us that can just discredit

Anything you put in front of it. It doesn't matter what it is. We can kill it with that sound

I just graduated from college top of my class

So sometimes I use my voices for evil man

I won't lie if I don't have my way like when I go to drive-thrus and they screw up my order. Oh, I'm evil. I

Go back around and I start ordering but I throw them off by doing this right? They'll come on the speaker

We're gonna fantastic burger, how can I help you?

The look on their face is the best right? Did you just order?

They come back with a bag of food, you know, um, would you like ketchup that's where I let them have it

By the way before I forget I know I have a habit of my shows of sometimes throwing a little Spanish in there if you

Don't understand Spanish. I do apologize. Okay, I promise I will be translating

I don't want anybody freaking out or reporting me to the management with concerns or issues

What kind of show is this? No, somebody better hit the SAP button on that song bitch real quick

I didn't pay good money to hear some Samoan speak Spanish

Didn't know why the guy thought I was Samoan, you know

And I've had this happen a couple times where people go. Are you Hawaiian?

I thought it was just a shirt, but no, how could it just be a shirt just cuz you wear a freaking sombrero

See white people think of the mind wearing a sarape walking a donkey with a sombrero

You don't look at him and go hola amigo. No, you're like, hey Ted. Hi

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