Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles ♪♪ Evening, hot chocolate. Max, we got big trouble from little China. Hi, Max. Big trouble? There's nothing big about him. He looks like I won him in a bear claw machine. Max, what is the worst sentence you ever want to hear come out of Han's mouth? I got you pregnant. Come on, bad, bad. I got you pregnant again. I'm putting in karaoke. No! No! Han, those guys better be up there because we're officially putting ass crack on the menu. I am adding a TV to bring in more customers. We can have theme nights, ultimate fighting night, real desperate housewives of Bravo City night, and best of all, karaoke night. You can't give hipsters a microphone. That's like throwing gasoline on a pretentious fire. Hipsters like karaoke. Replace the word like with the word Hitler, and you've got the three worst things in history. Max, I hear what you say, but everybody else say, hey, where my single ladies? Okay, next person is gonna sing Teenage Dream by Katy Perry, who is pretty now, but used to have very horrible acne. This is the third Teenage Dream in 45 minutes. Why don't I just close my nuts in the cashier's drawer? Come on up now, a girl named Stacy. I got this. Look, I don't know you, but I like you, and I respect both hair choices. I hate karaoke. I can't afford to have any more hate in my head. My hate is at capacity. Sit this one out, I'll comp your cobbler. What did you do? I saved Earl's nuts. Pick up, hot food, pick up. Calm your bells down, Oleg, not my stations. Where's Caroline? Would it make you jealous if I said she was back here with me? Jealous? No. Pissed, probably, because we're busy, and it would take me all that time to get the duct tape off her mouth and hands. What are you doing in here, Snow White? If you're looking for one of your dwarves, he's out there holding the mic. Look, my bite is off. See, I did the bite test. The number seven incisor is crossing over number nine. Hold up. You know the names of your teeth? Don't you? I don't even know the name of my father. Ow, I just bit my tongue. Oh, number 12 just joined the party. I'd stop doing that right now.
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