Name: Remember When Taylor Swift Parodied 'The Office'?
Uploaded: 2024-10-08T02:55:39.000Z
Duration: 4 min 36 s
Description: Thousands of YouTube videos with English-Chinese subtitles! Now you can learn to understand native speakers, expand your vocabulary, and improve your pronunciation...

I don't even think they know I speak English.

They just brought in some new girl and she's a slacker.

She doesn't even do half of the stuff she's supposed to do and, you know, am I supposed to look at you or the camera?

Well, she works in the office with me and I actually sit right behind her.

So, uh, sometimes I just watch what she's writing and copy what she's writing and write it down on my own post-it notes because I don't have anything better to do.

She's that one that sits on the other side of my plant.

Part scare crow, part sweater, all blonde, her.

But she uses a lot of, uh, company time doing inappropriate things on the internet.

Somebody did get fired for internet usage before.

Like, I think the person before her, like, got fired because they were online all the time.

Because she sits next to the boss's son and he likes her.

Every once in a while puppies to mix it up.

I can choose to make her or break her, which I may or may not have left my phone number on her desk.

This is a particular irritant because people have to use these.

Having to unclog every one of them takes up company time.

You can't even play cat's cradle with this stuff if you cut yourself.

So, like, we've kind of heard her talking about, like, this guy, but, I don't know, he never calls.

The guy that she talks about all the time, who we don't know who he is.

I hear she has a boyfriend, but, I mean, I'm used to that.

So, girls I go after usually already have boyfriends, generally.

They call me Jinja, too, and I take karate.

Not a lot of people know it, but it's on the bulletin board.

You know, I'm not spitballing or anything like that, but I heard he's been cheating on her a little bit.

What I heard, and this is just hearsay, but I heard that he's in jail right now.

His gang brothers betrayed him or something like that.

I thought about it a few times, but, you know, just not right now.

You know, maybe on our break we can do that.

Well, most people don't know this, but he's in the service, serving in Afghanistan.

Subtitles ListPlay Video

Remember When Taylor Swift Parodied 'The Office'?

stuff

suppose

exist

bit