[Elvish] Creoso ‘a ened kemen mellonamin.

Welcome to Middle Earth my friend.

I’m here to guide you on your journey so cease your rabble rousing and listen very carefully

and obey all crew member instructions and all illuminated signs.

If the seatbelt sign were to illuminate, return to your seat right away!

Make sure all valuables at your feet are pushed under the seat in front of you.

and fasten your seatbelt low across your hips.

Although we recommend you keep your seatbelt fastened through the flight, if you do need to get up,

release by lifting the lever, or pressing down on the button.

Oxygen is precious to you beyond measure so if an oxygen mask should drop down from above,

pull down on the mask, place over your nose and mouth and adjust the elastic on both sides for a secure fit.

There’s no need to sound the alarm if the bag doesn’t inflate, there’s plenty of oxygen flowing through freely.

If you have halflings or young ones, secure your own mask before helping with theirs.

If there’s a mishap during take off or landing, brace yourself on the seat in front of you.

I myself prefer the more compact method.

Put your hands on your head, your elbows on either side of your legs and your feet flat on the floor.

When seated in Business Premier, sit upright, rest your hands on your thighs and keep your feet firmly on the floor.

Lifejackets are easily put on while seated, just rip open the pouch, slip it over your head,

clip the waist bands together, and tighten. In Economy class, it’s located under your seat.

If you're seated in a Skycouch it's in your leg rest. In Premium Economy it's here under your seat.

And if you're seated in Business Premier it's located here beside you.

Inflate your lifejacket by pulling on the red tab but only when leaving the aircraft.

If you need to inflate the lifejacket a bit more, blow into the mouthpiece.

Crew will provide cute little life jackets for our littlest people should you need one.

Smoking anything, including electronic cigarettes, anywhere onboard is forbidden territory, as it’s dangerous.

We have lighting in each aisle to guide the way out if it’s dark. Your crew are now pointing out your exits.

Your nearest exit could be behind you. Count the rows to the exit so you know the fastest route out!

and CUT! It’s time to stow all electronic devices.

As you are onboard a 777 aircraft, lightweight handheld electronic devices may be used at any time.

For more information, please refer to your safety card or ask one of the Flight Attendants.

Thank you for embarking upon your journey with Air New Zealand,

may your path always be guided by the light of the stars

and may the future bestow upon you all the happiness and adventure our Middle Earth has to offer.

That’s a wrap everyone, I hope you enjoyed it!