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  • It's like, I don't know what it is.

  • It doesn't do shit.

  • Oh, what the fuck?

  • Pat me down right now.

  • Pat you down right now?

  • Pat me down right now.

  • No, for real, do this, man.

  • What?

  • Pat me down.

  • Pat you down right now?

  • You've got to do it, man.

  • Why do I not?

  • So I don't like, there's something about this,

  • I don't like one bit.

  • Step away from the car.

  • OK, you want me to?

  • No, no, no, put your hands down.

  • Put your hands down like a normal person.

  • I'm going to take my hands out of my pocket, right, real, real, real slow.

  • OK, real slow, all right?

  • OK, y'all understand?

  • OK, now look here.

  • Now, I wanted to ask you both a question about the contents of my pockets, OK?

  • Our first question was going to be, do you have any illicit substances in your pockets?

  • All of a sudden, this is like Jeopardy, where the question gets put to us, and then we have a, what the hell?

  • Now, OK, do this.

  • Set those down.

  • Set these down.

  • Just set them all down.

  • Set them all down.

  • Now, so I put my hands back in my pocket?

  • No, this time now, let's keep them up at our sides.

  • All right.

  • OK, let me just set up a scenario for y'all.

  • OK, like a scene, a setting, an example.

  • Are you going to tell us something?

  • Yes.

  • A gentleman was careening down the street, OK, and bumped into me.

  • Moving very quickly.

  • Now, listen, man.

  • I don't know if y'all believe in God, but I believe in God, OK?

  • And I'm going to tell you what happened.

  • Every one of them bottles have flown up into the air, and they have flown into my pockets.

  • And that was God knowing that I was having,

  • I was feeling a little down, a little blue last week, OK?

  • And he provided you with five oxygen bottles.

  • So the Lord provided for me.

  • Hey, you want to throw those on for me?

  • OK.

  • Thank you.

  • Yeah, that'd be great.

  • That'd be great.

  • Thanks.

  • I'll take a half, too.

  • Oh, you want a half?

  • Oh, you took a whole one?

  • How much you supposed to take?

  • Half.

  • Oh.

  • I'll drive.

  • Yeah, maybe you should drive.

  • I'd be more than happy to drive.

  • You're good.

  • You're good.

  • Holograph day.

  • Holograph.

  • I have a question in response to a rumor.

  • Is it true that you're strong enough to peel fruit with your private parts?

  • Yes.

  • How do you do that?

  • I'm confused and roused.

  • And yet you're working in law enforcement.

  • I don't get it.

  • There are exercises a woman can do.

  • Are there workout tapes for those exercises?

  • Not that I know of.

  • That's not true.

  • That's not true.

  • They're called Kegels.

  • Kegel won't peel a kiwi.

  • It's not a Kegel.

  • It's like a variation on a Kegel.

  • It's not a Kegel.

  • It's a backdoor Kegel?

  • Backdoor Kegels?

  • That's not what it's called.

  • Well, what is it?

  • Which door are we talking about?

  • Yeah, which door are we talking about?

  • What part of the door do you use to?

  • What part of the fruit do you use?

  • The inner door.

  • I don't think there's even a kitchen appliance that peels a kiwi.

  • OK, turn it off.

  • Go get a kiwi.

It's like, I don't know what it is.

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    Lesley posted on 2024/08/27
Video vocabulary

Keywords

scenario

US /səˈner.i.oʊ/

UK /sɪˈnɑː.ri.əʊ/

  • noun
  • An imagined sequence of events in a plan/project
scene

US /sin/

UK /si:n/

  • noun
  • Incident where someone behaves angrily, badly
  • View that looks like a picture
  • Place where something particular happened
  • Part of an act in a play
suppose

US /səˈpoʊz/

UK /sə'pəʊz/

  • conjunction
  • What if
  • verb
  • To imagine or guess what might happen
bit

US /bɪt/

UK /bɪt/

  • noun
  • A former coin worth 12.5 cents.
  • The basic unit of information in computing.
  • The basic unit of information in computing, representing a binary digit (0 or 1).
  • A mouthful of food.
  • Device put in a horse's mouth to control it
  • A particular thing or experience.
  • A person's contribution to an effort.
  • Small piece of something
  • A short period of time.
  • A very small amount of money.
  • A small piece or amount of something.
  • A small acting role or part in a performance.
  • The part of a tool that cuts or bores.
  • other
  • To do one's part.
  • Not at all.
  • verb
  • Past tense of 'bite'.
  • (E.g. of fish) to take bait and be caught
  • adverb
  • Slightly; somewhat.
response

US /rɪˈspɑns/

UK /riˈspɔns/

  • noun
  • Something said/written as an answer to something
  • A verbal or written answer.
  • A signal or message sent back by a computer or system.
  • A change in condition resulting from treatment.
  • Reaction to something that has occurred
  • A reaction to something.
  • Reply to part of a song or reading, as in church
private

US /ˈpraɪvɪt/

UK /'praɪvət/

  • adjective
  • Owned or controlled by individual people or companies, rather than by the government.
  • Not intended to be known or told to others.
  • Intended for or restricted to the use of a particular person or group.
  • Being away from others and quiet
  • Providing seclusion or an opportunity for intimacy.
  • (Information) personal; not to be seen by everyone
  • Not controlled by the government; not state-owned
  • other
  • One's personal life and relationships.
  • noun
  • (Soldier of) lowest rank of a soldier in the army
throw

US /θroʊ/

UK /θrəʊ/

  • noun
  • Arm movement to make a thing fly through the air
  • Loose cloth or blanket (usually over a chair)
  • Forcibly putting someone on the ground
  • verb
  • To use your arm to make something fly in the air
  • To move part of your body suddenly and forcefully
  • To confuse or upset someone
  • (E.g. judo) to forcibly put someone on the ground
  • To propel something through the air with force.
  • To put something somewhere suddenly and roughly
oxygen

US /ˈɑksɪdʒən/

UK /'ɒksɪdʒən/

  • noun
  • A gas in the air that we need to breathe
  • other
  • A colorless, odorless, gaseous element essential for respiration and combustion.
  • Oxygen administered as a medical treatment.
variation

US /ˌvɛriˈeʃən, ˈvær-/

UK /ˌveəriˈeɪʃn/

  • noun
  • Something almost the same as another but different
  • Music played with a different tune from another
bump

US /bʌmp/

UK /bʌmp/

  • verb
  • To bounce along over a rough surface
  • To knock against with force or violence
  • To move someone to a different group, time or area
  • noun
  • Act or sound of one solid object hitting another
  • Raised area on any smooth surface