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  • - TELL ME A TYPICAL DAY IN--

  • - IN GEORGE CLOONEY'S LIFE?

  • - YES, YES.

  • NO, LET'S START WITH YOUR LIFE. - OKAY.

  • - SO YOU HAVE--HOW MANY-- FIVE CHILDREN?

  • HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?

  • - SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE FIVE. - YOU HAVE THREE.

  • YOU HAVE TWINS... - ONLY THREE.

  • I HAVE THREE, YES.

  • - TWINS AND THEN A CHILD ON ITS OWN.

  • [laughter]

  • HOW OLD ARE ALL OF THEM?

  • - THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME CONFUSION.

  • WELL, ACTUALLY, HENRY, OUR YOUNGEST, WHO IS SIX,

  • HE SAYS THAT HE AND HIS BROTHER AND SISTER, HAZEL AND FINN,

  • THAT THEY'RE THREE TWINS.

  • - MM-HMM, SO HE'S NOT SMART.

  • [laughter]

  • - IT'S NOT ABOUT INTELLECT.

  • IT'S ABOUT HEART.

  • - HE'S CHARMING.

  • - NO, HE FEELS THAT THEY ARE SO CLOSE

  • THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY-- WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT

  • THAT WE HAVE TWINS IN OUR FAMILY,

  • HE THINKS THAT THE THREE OF THEM ARE THE TWINS.

  • - YEAH.

  • - HE'S AN IDIOT.

  • - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, NO.

  • - SEE?

  • OH, I SAY IT, AND EVERYONE TURNS AGAINST ME.

  • HE'S MY CHILD.

  • - HE'S YOUR CHILD. YOU SHOULD DEFEND HIM.

  • BUT I CAN...

  • NO, I THINK THAT'S-- 'CAUSE IT MUST BE--

  • IT MUST BE HARD FOR HIM TO HEAR EVERYBODY, LIKE,

  • TALK ABOUT TWINS AND GIVE THEM A LOT OF ATTENTION.

  • - BUT NOBODY REALLY SAYS "TWINS."

  • - MM-HMM.

  • UM...

  • [laughter]

  • SORRY, I JUST FELL ASLEEP FOR A SECOND--

  • - WHERE DID YOU GO?

  • [laughter]

  • [snores]

  • DO YOU EVER SCARE THEM?

  • DO YOU SCARE YOUR CHILDREN?

  • - ALL RIGHT, WELL, HERE'S THE THING.

  • AS MUCH AS I DO NOT LIKE TO BE SCARED,

  • HOW MANY MOMS HERE HAVE EVER SCARED YOUR CHILD,

  • AND THEY ARE SO EASILY SCARED,

  • AND THEN YOU GET THE FEVER FOR IT?

  • [laughter]

  • - SOMEONE HERE IS SAYING YES, SHE HAS SCARED HER CHILD.

  • - YEAH, RIGHT?

  • AND, I MEAN, JUST A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO--

  • AND I HAD TO STOP MYSELF, 'CAUSE I REALIZED THIS IS--

  • THERE'S SOMETHING DISTURBING OR, LIKE,

  • POTENTIALLY ABUSIVE AND LONG-LASTING.

  • BUT THE OTHER WEEK,

  • THERE WAS JUST SUCH A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY.

  • I WAS COMING DOWN THE STAIRS,

  • AND MY OLDEST SON WAS COMING DOWN THE HALL...

  • [laughs]

  • IT'S SO WRONG.

  • THIS PROVES ABSOLUTELY I DON'T GO OUT ENOUGH AT ALL,

  • BECAUSE WHEN HE CAME AROUND, I JUST JUMPED DOWN AND SAID,

  • "BOO," AND HE SPRUNG OUT

  • HIS LEGS AND HIS ARMS AND WENT UP

  • AND OBVIOUSLY SCARED THE BEJESUS OUT OF HIM.

  • - WAIT, SO HIS--

  • - I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

  • - WELL, OF COURSE, THE WAY YOU DESCRIBE IT--

  • LIKE A CARTOON, LIKE, HIS LEGS AND--

  • - WHOO-WHOO. - YEAH.

  • THEN YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO DO THAT AGAIN.

  • WHY NOT?

  • - YOU HAVE TO STOP YOURSELF, THOUGH.

  • - YEAH, NO. - YOU HAVE TO STOP YOURSELF.

  • BECAUSE YOU'RE THE PARENT.

  • - YEAH, YEAH.

  • [laughter]

  • - BUT YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

  • OH, IT'S FUNNY.

  • WOW, I AM JUST WATERWORKS HERE.

  • - YEAH.

  • HOW MUCH DRINKING DO YOU DO ALONE?

  • [laughter]

- TELL ME A TYPICAL DAY IN--

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