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Hello!
Welcome to Sandwich Star, where the subs aren't the only thing that's a foot long.
Boy, I heard you guys lie about the LENGTH of your subs.
What?
As if!
My sub is huge!
Yeah, I'ma need some proof.
Want me to measure it?
See?
It's monster-sized!
Don't they got rulers for where you from?
You must REALLY want the full 12 inches.
Like, I know this be Subway, but I didn't expect you to be… the sub.
Sub!
As if!
I'ma top on top of this game!
You see this fit?
Am I REALLY supposed to be impressed by fake Timbs and last year's Gucci?
You keep this up, I'ma have to turn this Subway into an express train to a knuckle sandwich.
You wanna throw down?
You need to throw down some cash on a new outfit.
Boy, my fit fresher than your food!
Bruh, you're getting dominated up there.
I don't need your input!
Bruh, he's up there irradiating pure testosterone, bruh.
Like, I heard they pushovers at Quiznos.
You could probably handle that, bruh.
Yeah, more like quiz-no!
I'm getting my $5 footlong!
Bruh, you know the $5 footlong, $8 and 11 inches, right?
Boy, how is the $5 footlong not $5 and not a footlong?
Like, legally?
That's just what we call it.
And, come on, everyone adds an inch or two.
Boy, you got some predatory business practices!
We're actually 100% predator-free!
Now!
Just get me my Sub!
Sure!
What kind of bread you want?
What do you mean, what kind?
They make new bread or something?
Bruh, they really made a sequel to Bread?
Yeah, we got We-O Italian.
Boy, do I look Italian?
Maybe.
Uh, well, uh, is this gluten-free?
Nothing here is free!
You got money?
I got bread!
Then why you want mine?
Boy, just pick a Sub!
Okay, I pick you!
What?
You're the Sub!
Prepare to get subbed!
Finally, some customer service!
Wait, you actually want girly boys to dominate you?
Why do you think I come to Su- It was a joke, bro!
