THAT EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT.

IT'S NOT THAT IT'S A BILLION DEGREES HERE.

IT'S THAT THERE'S A BRAND-NEW DUNKIN' DONUTS.

THERE'S NEVER BEEN ONE IN LOS ANGELES,

AND PEOPLE ARE VERY EXCITED.

NOW, LOOK, I LOVE A DOUGHNUT AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GAL,

BUT PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS,

AND IT GAVE ME AN IDEA.

I SENT AN AUDIENCE MEMBER THERE TO ACT LIKE A CASHIER.

WE PUT HIDDEN CAMERAS IN THERE.

HE HAS AN EARPIECE, AND HE HAS TO SAY

EVERYTHING I TELL HIM TO SAY.

HE IS PRETENDING TO BE A CASHIER.

SAUL, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME,

I WANT YOU TO WHISPER "MUNCHKIN."

- MUNCHKIN. - OKAY.

SO YOU CAN GREET THE NEXT-- THE FIRST CUSTOMER.

CAN I HELP THE NEXT CUSTOMER?

- CAN I HELP THE NEXT CUSTOMER?

- THANKS A LOT. YEAH, HEY.

- WELCOME TO DUNKIN' DONUTS.

- A DOZEN-- - WELCOME TO DUNKIN' DONUTS.

- THANK YOU.

- WE PUT THE DUNK IN DONUTS.

WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

- WE PUT THE DUNK IN DONUTS. - OKAY.

- WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

- I JUST WANT TWO MUNCHKINS. - HOW 'BOUT THIS HEAT?

- CAN I DO THAT? - HOW 'BOUT THIS HEAT?

- IT'S HOT. IT REALLY IS. MELTING--I'M MELTING.

- YEAH, I DON'T HAVE AIR CONDITIONING.

I DON'T HAVE AIR CONDITIONING.

- I DON'T HAVE AIR CONDITIONING.

- SO I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. - I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE.

- CAN I GET TWO MUNCHKINS, OR DO I HAVE TO BUY--

- OOH, IT IS SO HOT IN HERE.

- IT IS SO HOT IN HERE. - IT IS?

- YEAH. - YEAH.

- CAN I START ORDERING NOW?

- YES, DESCRIBE WHAT YOU WANT.

- YES, YES. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?

- WE'RE GONNA GET FOUR BOSTON KREMES.

- CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE BOSTON KREME TO ME?

- CAN YOU DESCRIBE WHAT YOU WANT?

- YEAH. LOTS OF CHOCOLATE.

- YES, GO ON. - YES, GO ON.

- WHERE'S YOUR BOX? - OH, LET ME GET A BOX.

- LET ME GET A BOX. LET ME GET A BOX.

- OKAY, OKAY. HOW DO YOU LIKE THE BOX?

- FOUR BOSTON KREME.

- HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM?

- ROUND, PLEASE.

[laughter]

- OKAY, PUT THEM IN THERE, SAUL. PUT THEM IN THERE.

- TOP RIGHT. TOP RIGHT. OH, OR THOSE.

- PUT ONE OF EACH, OF EVERY ONE, IN THERE.

GRAB ONE OF EACH OF EVERYTHING.

JUST--YEP.

- I THINK YOU'RE GETTING--

YOU'RE GETTING ONE OF EVERYTHING.

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. - ALL RIGHT.

- YOU KNOW, WE CAN TRY A VARIETY.

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. - HE'S JUST DOING WHAT HE WANTS.

- VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE.

- VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE.

- SO HERE YOU GO.

- MORE CHOCOLATE, MORE CHOCOLATE.

- OKAY, PUT SOME MORE CHOCOLATE IN THERE.

- HERE YOU GO.

OH, MORE CHOCOLATE, MORE CHOCOLATE.

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A DUNKIN' DONUTS BEFORE,

OR IS THIS YOUR FIRST ONE?

- I GUESS I DON'T NEED ANY MUNCHKINS.

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A DUNKIN' DONUTS BEFORE,

OR IS THIS YOUR FIRST ONE?

- WE'RE BOTH FROM THE EAST COAST, SO...

- SO YOU'VE BEEN-- - WE'VE BEEN TO DUNKIN' DONUTS.

- WHICH ONE HAVE YOU BEEN TO?

- SO YOU'VE BEEN TO DUNKIN' DONUTS BEFORE?

WHICH ONE HAVE YOU BEEN TO?

- LIKE, BOSTON. - WHICH ONE?

- WAS TIM THERE? - HAMPTON, MASSACHUSETTS.

- WHAT'S FUN THERE? - IN MASSACHUSETTS?

[laughter]

IN MASSACHUSETTS?

IT'S--IT'S LIKE THIS WEATHER IN THE SUMMER,

AND THEN IN THE WINTER, IT'S LOTS OF SNOW.

- DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?

- DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE? - YES.

- WHAT DID ONE DOUGHNUT SAY TO THE DOUGHNUT HE JUST MET?

- WHAT DID ONE DOUGHNUT SAY

TO THE DOUGHNUT HE JUST MET?

- I DON'T KNOW. - YOU DO-NUT KNOW ME.

[laughter]

- YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.

- YOU DO-NUT KNOW ME.

- YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.

YOU DO-NUT KNOW ME.

[laughter]

- GIVE THEM THE DOUGHNUTS.

GIVE THEM THE DOUGHNUTS.

THAT'LL BE 35¢.

- THAT'LL BE 35¢.

- BOOM.

[laughter]

REALLY? - 35¢, YES, SIR.

- 35¢, YEP.

- HOW DO WE DO THIS?

- I HAVE A 20.

- OKAY, I'LL JUST TAKE THAT THEN.

I'LL JUST TAKE THAT. - I'LL TAKE THAT.

- THANK YOU, BYE. - I'LL TAKE THAT.

- BYE. THANK YOU.

[laughter]

BYE.

- THIS CAN'T BE SERIOUS. - OKAY.

- NEXT, PLEASE. NEXT.

- NOW WHAT?

- NEXT, PLEASE.

NEXT.

- I'M PRETTY SURE ELLEN IS TELLING YOU SOME THINGS TO SAY.

- WHY DO YOU THINK THAT? - WHY DO YOU THINK THAT?

- 'CAUSE I WATCH "ELLEN" EVERY DAY.

I RECORD IT, AND I KNOW--

I KNOW HOW SHE WORKS. - YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

- ASK FOR A REWRITE.

[laughter]

- SAUL, TELL THEM WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

- SO, GUYS, YOU GUYS ARE ON "ELLEN."

- AND YOU ALL GET DOUGHNUTS. - IS IT REALLY?

- AND YOU ALL GET DOUGHNUTS.

- WHOO!

- THANKS, SAUL. THANKS FOR DOING THAT.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.