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  • Heh heh heh, plenty of time.

  • Uh-oh.

  • Frenchie, I've always loved the French.

  • Dear Balung, Baloon, Balin...Balenciagaga, I'm in a jam and need some help.

  • My wife gets this weird sadness on her birthday just because she is moving further from her dreams and closer to her death.

  • I know she's always wanted something of yours, so can you send me the cheapest thing with your label on it, a scarf, a piece of cloth with a press tag, even just a tag?

  • Just a tag?

  • That's crazy.

  • Oh, it's just one of those American gags nobody gets.

  • Send him the dress and the bill.

  • I've never seen her so happy.

  • I don't care if this cost $88.

  • Uh, Dad?

  • I know, I know I have to return it.

  • I just want to wear it once.

  • What if you sweat in it?

  • Trust me to be graceful.

  • Attention, memory book!

  • No!

  • Thanks for the dream.

  • I'll always remember those 30 minutes of feeling just a little special.

  • This is the saddest thing I've ever heard.

  • And I grew up in the Soviet Union.

  • This is exactly the kind of woman I want to reach.

  • Off we go to the style deprived.

  • Madame and Monsieur, we are now approaching Springfield.

  • No, no, please, this can't be it.

  • Which Springfield is this, Land of Lincoln?

  • I'm sorry, no.

  • Is this the birthplace of basketball?

  • No, it's this Springfield.

  • I must rescue them.

  • I want the world to see you real people in my show.

  • So hold on to your chaise lounges.

  • I'm inviting you all to model my clothes in Paris.

  • Didn't you hear?

  • I will fly you all to Paris.

  • Paris!

  • Paris!

  • Never heard of it.

  • How to reach them?

  • What does it take?

  • They are opening a new KFC on the Champs Elysees.

  • To Paris!

  • What is that horrible noise?

  • Shh, shh, we are starting.

  • Cheap, cluncy, wiggle.

  • Terrible, terrible.

  • Worst model I've ever seen.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I like it.

  • She likes it.

  • Then I like it.

  • Then I like it too.

  • Then I love it.

  • More than you are capable of loving anything.

  • I love it.

  • I love it.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • More she's like.

  • Margotte of New Simpsons.

  • No, Bart, no, no, no.

  • You think that offends us?

  • This is France.

  • Fatty and Selma Bouvier.

  • Oh.

  • Julio and Skinner's mother.

  • Walk a runway?

  • It's so superficial.

  • Just this once for research.

  • Lisa Simpson.

  • The baby.

  • You can choose your own outfit, but quickly, please.

  • No.

  • Yes.

  • No.

  • Yes.

  • No.

  • No.

  • No.

  • No.

  • No.

  • No.

  • No.

  • No.

  • No.

  • No.

  • No.

  • No.

  • No.

  • No.

  • No.

  • No.

  • No.

  • Oh, why the hell not?

  • Will and Smithers.

  • The twins, Sherry and Terry.

  • Where is the model?

  • We're running out of measuring tape.

  • Yeah, exit.

  • I'm eating fries here.

  • Come on, you never thought.

  • Go ahead.

  • Holy crap.

  • I'm beautiful.

  • Predictable.

  • May I have a translator?

  • Now, I think.

  • Now, I think.

  • From my own personal experience.

  • From my own personal experience.

  • You're gonna love this next model.

  • You are going to love this next model.

  • Honey, you're on.

  • Congratulations.

  • Congratulations.

  • Marge!

  • Marge!

  • Marge!

  • Marge!

  • Marge!

  • Marge!

  • Marge!

  • Marge!

  • Marge!

  • Marge!

  • Marge!

  • Record this.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Thank you.

  • Marge, I owe it all to you.

  • Is there anything else Paris can do for you?

  • You name it.

  • Wow.

  • Wow.

  • I've always heard how great a French kiss is, but I've never actually had one.

  • A what?

  • Okay, first of all, you have to make sure your mouth is open.

  • Right.

  • Right.

  • Really?

  • Deep breath is good.

  • No kidding.

  • Very good.

  • Okay, got it.

  • Okay, so open your mouth.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Deep breath.

  • Yeah.

  • Very important.

  • Repeat that, please.

  • Turn your head counterclockwise.

  • Counterclockwise?

  • You got it.

  • What?

  • Most amazing birthday any woman's ever had.

  • All that's missing is someone to sing to me in French.

  • Ahem.

  • Ahem.

  • Ahem.

  • So magical.

  • When's the next fashion week?

  • Darling, this is Paris.

  • Every minute is fashion week.

  • Et cetera.

  • Close your mouth or die.

  • Not at $100 a bottle.

  • Ahem.

Heh heh heh, plenty of time.