Name: I Said Bitch - Key & Peele
Uploaded: 2024-03-17T08:25:12.000Z
Duration: 4 min 11 s
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Girl, I got a sunken tub. You got to see it.

And she talks about how we're supposed to be the car at 6:45, I'm like, "All right."

Tell me my dumb ass ain't sitting in the car waiting until 7:15.

Okay, when I track my wife down 20 minutes later, she's stepping out the damn shower talking about, "Can I help you?"

I looked this woman in the eye, I said, "Bitch, you told me 6:45."

You got to see the fireplace downstairs in the living room. - Okay.

Don't play games, man. Just tell me what you're going to tell me.

Exactly, it's like, say what you mean, mean what you say. - Is that so hard?

It's liek last week, man. We going out to dinenr, right?

I'm like, "All right, Outback Steakhouse."

Darrell, I named seven more restaurants." - No, Craig, no.

I finally said, "Taylor's," the place I know she wants to go in the first place. - Right.

She looked at me, she said, "If that's where you want to go."

Darrell, I looked my woman in the eye sockets.

I told her staright out, I just said it, man, I said it.

- Hey girl, how you doing? - Oh, how you doing?

You seen the bedroom? - Just looking at the wood.

That washing wachine is huge. - Up on the ceiling here.

You get a whole numch of clothes in that washing machine.

Hey, baby, I'm going to take her back up to the kitchen and show her the dishwasher.

I want a kitchen isalnd just like the one upstaris.

I said, "Bithc, if you wanted to go to Taylor's, just tell a brother you want to go to Taylor's!"

Oh, hell yeah, man. I laid it out, right?

I said, "Bitch, I'm the man of the house."

I don't know. Let's go... Let me show you this.

So she's like, "Why don't you rent a movie we both like?" - No, she didn't.

After I spent 25 minutes in the goddamn Blockbuster, Craig, I looked this woman in her optic  stems and I says--

Hey, honey, Craig's giving me the neighborhood tour.

So then she's like, "I didn't know we'd be doing so much walking." - Nuh-uh.

I'm like, "I didn't tell you to wear those shoes."

She said, "Don't raise your voice at me."

Darrell, I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul...

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I Said Bitch - Key & Peele

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