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  • Hi, Steve.

  • Okay, this is a good one.

  • Recently, my son, my youngest son, he left for school and he forgot to make his bed.

  • So I took it upon myself to make it for him.

  • Well, how old is he?

  • He is 12 years old.

  • Okay.

  • Now, while I was in his room,

  • I found a nudie magazine under his pillow.

  • My man.

  • Now, at first I was furious, Steve.

  • My first thought was to take pictures of my face and stick them in that nudie magazine so when he opened it up, but I put it back.

  • Steve, I need to know, was that the right thing to do or should I have gone with my original plan?

  • Hell no.

  • You were gonna put your face on all the naked girls' bodies?

  • Send your boy into therapy?

  • Now, let me paint this scenario for you just in case you ain't thought of this, mama.

  • One of his little friends is over.

  • Hey, I got a magazine I want to show you.

  • Go get it.

  • Open it up.

  • Damn, dog, that's your mama?

  • Now they're kids, right?

  • Damn, man, why your mama breast white?

  • Damn.

  • You see the problem with that?

  • Yes.

  • Okay, so that is not a good idea.

  • Okay.

  • Does he have a computer?

  • Yeah.

  • I got news for you.

  • That magazine is just for when the wifi go down.

  • Hey, folks, welcome.

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  • Don't forget to click here to subscribe to my channel.

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Hi, Steve.

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    林宜悉 posted on 2024/04/11
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Keywords

stuff

US /stʌf/

UK /stʌf/

  • noun
  • Generic description for things, materials, objects
  • verb
  • To push material inside something, with force
subscribe

US /səbˈskraɪb/

UK /səb'skraɪb/

  • verb
  • To regularly pay to receive a service
stick

US /stɪk/

UK /stɪk/

  • verb
  • To adhere or fasten something to a surface.
  • To endure or persevere through a difficult situation.
  • (Informal) To tolerate or endure someone or something unpleasant.
  • To push a sharp or pointed object into something
  • To join together using glue or paste
  • To continue with something despite difficulties; persist.
  • To pierce or puncture with a pointed object.
  • To extend outwards; protrude.
  • To remain attached or fixed to a surface or object.
  • To remain in one place or position for a long time
  • noun
  • Long thin piece of wood from a tree
scenario

US /səˈner.i.oʊ/

UK /sɪˈnɑː.ri.əʊ/

  • noun
  • An imagined sequence of events in a plan/project
therapy

US /ˈθɛrəpi/

UK /'θerəpɪ/

  • noun
  • Treatment to help cure an illness
  • Counseling or psychological treatment.
  • Treatment intended to relieve or heal a disorder.
  • other
  • Psychological counseling to help resolve personal or emotional problems.
  • Treatment to help someone recover from an illness or injury.
  • Treatment intended to relieve or heal a disorder.
furious

US /ˈfjʊriəs/

UK /ˈfjʊəriəs/

  • adjective
  • Extremely angry
click

US /klɪk/

UK /klɪk/

  • verb
  • To work well with someone or something
  • To press a computer mouse
  • To make a short, slight, and sharp sound
  • other
  • To like each other immediately.
  • To suddenly understand something.
  • noun
  • The sound a computer mouse makes when you press it
  • A photograph.
  • A short, slight, and sharp sound
  • A single instance of a clicking sound or action.
  • other
  • To select something on a computer screen by pressing a button on a mouse.
leave

US /liv/

UK /li:v/

  • noun
  • A period of absence from duty or work, especially when granted permission.
  • Permission to do something
  • Vacation time; time off work
  • other
  • To cause someone to be in a particular state or condition.
  • To allow something to remain in a specific place or condition.
  • other
  • Permission to be away from work or duty.
  • Remains of food.
  • verb
  • To go away from; depart
  • To gift property to someone after you die
  • To allow something to continue happening
  • To let something remain unused or available
  • To let something or someone remain somewhere
  • other
  • To go away from a place.
naked

US /ˈnekɪd/

UK /ˈneɪkɪd/

  • adjective
  • Without clothes or covering; bare.
  • Not wearing any clothes; without covering
pillow

US /ˈpɪlo/

UK /'pɪləʊ/

  • noun
  • Soft cushion for your head on a bed/while sleeping
  • A cushion used as decoration.
  • A cushion used to support the head, especially during sleep.
  • A cushion used to support the head, especially during sleep.
  • Something used to provide support or cushioning.
  • other
  • To rest or support on or as if on a pillow.