LADY TREMAINE: From a ragged servant girl at my household

GRAND DUKE: The mystery princess is a commoner?

LADY TREMAINE: You can imagine when I discovered her subterfuge

how horrified I was

GRAND DUKE: You told no one else?

LADY TREMAINE: Not even my own daughters

(GRAND DUKE LAUGHS)

LADY TREMAINE: No one need ever know the truth

GRAND DUKE: You spare the Kingdom a great deal of embarrassment

LADY TREMAINE: And I should like to keep it that way.

GRAND DUKE: Are you threatening me?

LADY TREMAINE: Yes

GRAND DUKE: So what do you want?

LADY TREMAINE: I should like to be a countess

And I require advantageous marriages for my two daughters

GRAND DUKE: Done

GRAND DUKE: And the girl?

LADY TREMAINE: Oh, do with her what you will.

She's nothing to me