Um, we're talking about going to Germany.

We're talking about going to Bulgaria and India.

India is on the list of new places we're gonna visit.

And I'm excited about India, you know?

I was telling people in England that we're going to, you know, to India, I had Indian people telling me, "Oh, it's gonna be amazing when you go there, you're gonna enjoy it. You're gonna love it. It's amazing."

And I just stare and the guy goes, "What are you staring?"

I go, "''Cause your voice doesn't match the..."

"Oh, you think we all sound like?"

"I'm, I'm sorry. I live in America, Indians over there keep it real, you know. Oh, I'm sorry."

And I have nothing but love and respect for Indian people.

I'm gonna tell you something right now.

Indian people in the United States are the hardest working people I have ever seen.

And that's coming from a Mexican, OK?

And I'll tell you why I say this.

You will never see an Indian person with a sign that says, "We'll work for food" in the United States and you will never see an Indian person committing a crazy crime.

Like when was the last time you heard of Indians robbing a bank?

Everybody, "I can't remember, bro."

Because it doesn't happen.

First of all, Indian people are so nice and they're so sweet and I can't see it.

You know, [if] you're gonna rob a bank, you need authority, you need to come in there guns blazing, "I said get your ass on the ground now."

I can't imagine.

"Would you please take the money?"

"Why are you laughing?"

"I am talking to you."

"Forget this. I am out of here. I don't need this."

He gets in the car, his partner is waiting for him.

"Did you get the money?"

"They would not give me the money."

"Did you show them the gun?"

"I showed them the gun."

"We'd better leave. They're going to call the police."

"They're still laughing."

"Where did you get the computer?"

"They thought I was tech support."