I don't have time for stupid stuff like that in my life.

Dude, she's coming this way!

Oh, hey! How are you doing on this glorious day?

Oh hey. How's it going?

I'm great.

Oh, here she comes, hey baby.

Watch out, put up your dukes.

Oh, you ready?

Oh, dodge it, oh, footwork.

Oh crap, you really walked into that one.

Am I making too much eye contact?

Actually, I don't think I'm making enough eye contact.

Let's kick this up a notch.

Oh, you're into astrology, even though it's scientifically disproven and entirely illogical?

What a coincidence, I'm into it too!

My sign is...

You know, that archery guy.

Hey there, how are you doing today?

I'm having a really bad day, I just found out I'm losing my job.

Oh crap, she's going off the script I used to rehearse this conversation all last night.

What do I do?

Oh crap.

Just stick with the script!

I am glad to hear you're doing well! So am I!

You're watching the football game later? So am I!

I can't wait to watch the Cowboys crash and burn.

Oh, you're a Cowboys fan.

Okay.

Let's try to never talk about that subject ever again.

It was great to spend the afternoon with you, getting coffee and having deep conversations while staring into each other's eyes.

Hope we can do this again sometime.

What date should we pick for our next...

Get together?

I'm a busy man, you're a busy woman, let's not waste time, okay?

I like you, do you like me? - Yes.

- All right, dinner Saturday at 7:00?

Yes.

Roger that, I'll email you a calendar invite.

Wow. What a coincidence running into you here!

I was just taking a walk around your neighborhood for unclear reasons, but since you're here,

I happen to have reservations at a place for lunch this afternoon, but I accidentally made it for two people.

What a mistake. You should join me!

Nothing you just said makes any sense whatsoever, but you know what?

You're probably right.

What do I know? I'm not a smart man, Jenny.

I'm Forrest Gump over here.

Dating, wow, I wonder what that's like.

I've been unattached for so long.

You know, living the single life with no significant other filling that void.

It's an open position.

Did I mention I'm single?

Ah yes, I find that movie to be quite illuminating as well, exploring the themes of existential dread and societal pressure to conform.

I especially liked the part at the end where Napoleon Dynamite gets on stage and dances.

Quite a moving character arc.

I can't believe I'm finally talking to her face to face.

I've admired her from afar for so long, and now...

Oh crap, she's been talking this whole time.

What?

Hey Jenny, you've met my less attractive friend Timmy, right?

Oh, hi Timmy, it's so good to see you again.

Watch it, Timmy.

So what kind of plans do you have this weekend?

Going on a date with Jason.

That's great.

But I'm kinda nervous about it.

You shouldn't be.

Why don't we talk through it and you'll feel better?

Thanks so much, you're such a good friend.

I guess the thing is it's been so long...

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Do you like T-shirts?

What about hoodies?

How about mugs or phone cases?

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