Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you for all your support.

It's been great.

It's been really great.

Like I'm finally, I'm like quasi-famous now.

Nothing's really changed.

I might get a free appetizer at select PF Chang's.

That's about it.

Nothing has really changed.

I was still using Tinder up until like a year ago.

This is a true story.

But now I realize I got a whole new set of issues on Tinder.

Like now when I do match with a girl, she doesn't believe that it's me.

Like, "Ew, that's not you. You're not that guy from this thing and that thing."

I'm like, who the fuck is using me as a fake profile?

You got to dig real deep to use me, man.

I feel like there are so many better choices out there.

One time my agent told me that I had a good look and I'm like, "Thanks, dude, I appreciate that.'

But then it took me years to realize that having a good look is totally different than being good-looking.

I still don't know what the fuck it means.

And look, I'm not being self-deprecating. OK?

That's Hollywood talk.

I don't listen to that shit.

I understand that in real life, I'm like super good-looking if you're into anime.

You got to get in where you fit in, people.

One time I went over to the girl's house, she has this like Naruto anime poster in her bedroom, I knew I was fucking that night.

You gotta know your demo, people.

Asian people, we don't need Tinder anymore, we just go to BTS concerts.

That's how we do that parking lot pimping.

I've been dating a lot of tall girls lately because it makes me look successful.

No, no.

I think tall women are beautiful but some of them like to wear heels.

That's just disrespect.

Like "You're already five inches taller than me, why the fuck are you wearing heels?"

And she's like, "It makes my ass look better."

I'm like, "Your ass is at my eye level right now, neither of us look good, OK? I look like a child and you look like a child molester."

Last time I took a tall girl to this concert.

I don't know if you guys know this but apparently tall people have fun at concerts.

Are you guys aware of that?

I'm 5'5.

I just go to concert to smell other people's armpits.

I'm like what the fuck's point of this?

She was having a time in her life, doing what tall people do at concerts, you know?

Jumping around, obstructing other people's views, seeing everything.

I was frustrated.

I had enough.

So I just looked up at her, I was like, "Hey, pick me up.

It was bullshit. I pay for these tickets, OK? I want to see Billie Eilish too. Come on."