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  • I hate that freakin' turtle

  • His name's Anthony!

  • Well, I might just do an evil drive-by on Anthony!

  • You keep away from my turtle, got it?

  • Ugh, he's MUSHY!

  • Oh yeah?

  • You get no birthday!

  • There's a party and you can't come, how's that?

  • They're gonna have flaming cars, and trailer folks

  • and shrimp-dogs and pizza!

  • Oh, no, no, no, oh dang it!

  • You don't even get to touch the blind kid!

  • No, I need to come!

  • Nah-uh!

  • Excuse me

  • Yeah?

  • Sir, I need to get in, if I can.

  • Okay

  • Huh?

  • Nuh-uh!

  • (gasp)

  • Uh!

  • You wanna see my sticks?

  • Eh, not really

  • Because you like rocks?

  • No, I like sticks.

  • Oh! I have a creepy cat

  • Well, who doesn't?

  • It's pretty rad, you should come and check it out

  • Sorry dude, when I come back from your place

  • there's always a little roach in my Slenderman undies.

  • You can't just torch a windmill, dude!

  • Yes I can - later tater.

  • Dot tuh codda steekle

  • Say what?

  • Kwikka kee kee!

  • You gotta say your words right

  • Gobba chocka dee

  • Listen shorty, you can't do this the whole week

  • (laughing)

  • Hey, my bad!

  • Sorry, hey, sorry

  • Gosh, I'm sorry

  • Hey, this is where the kids go to drown

  • I grew up with a pig.

  • They're real clean

  • Baby, all my friends told me that the beaver's the same way, okay?

  • World War II ended.

  • I mean, excuse ME sir

  • Mister Potato-Head likes to punch me

  • Seriously, Tanya

  • I need a guy that's got, like, eyes and legs

  • (gasp)

  • Heyyyyyyy!

  • You ate that apple?

  • Yeah

  • Man, that was MY apple!

  • Well, he found it

  • So what, you just go around eating random apples?

  • No, no, hey listen

  • Now, I have one thing that dolphins have

  • And that's a sense of discovery

  • Dolpins?

  • Dolphins?! DOLPHINS!!

  • What you talkin' about, "dolphins"

  • Hey, come on

  • Man, he took my apple when I'm hungry

  • And now he talking about dolphins when the subject matter was apples!

  • Hey I get it, man

  • A dolphin ain't the same as a apple

  • In fact, apples aren't really good for dolphins

  • WHAT A DOLPHIN GOT TO DO WITH A APPLE??!

  • Gonna say hi to the guy with the knife

  • Hi!

  • I want some old-timey jeans in like an old duffel bag

  • Whatever, hey listen

  • I think that girl Tina's weird

  • What do you think?

  • She got a booty so nice you pinch that twice

  • And little toes like candy

  • Yeah

  • Beat

  • I hurt the gingerbread boy

  • Cuz he's pretend-bread boy

  • Little cookie man never waved to me

  • So he got knocked out

  • Because I flow

  • Le Jiggy Jar Jar Doo!

  • Dur dur dur dee dur!

  • Man, I just flow!

  • Shoe shine!

  • No one wanted your stinkin' tiara

  • Cuz no one wanted your sticky chair

  • Why you always talk about the cool kids who take archery?

  • Yeah, you're a shrinky dink

  • You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me

  • CARL POPPA

  • Le Jiggy Jar Jar Doo!

  • Dur dur dur dee dur!

  • Now all the walkers sing!

  • Yeah, I just like dance! YEAH!

  • Carl Poppa

  • You can NOT handle the flow, son!

  • (doorbell)

  • I just placed the order, how can they be here already -

  • AH!

  • Help Anthony!

  • He's in the bath!

  • Go get him out and dry him off!

  • EWW! Nuh-UH!!

  • He's afraid!

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