It is now 8:01.

Cheddar is not dead.

It's just one minute. Perhaps the kidnapper's watch is slow.

Oh dear God, if his watch is slow, there's no telling what else this psychopath is capable of.

Raymond, Cheddar is fine.

He's coming back to us.

And that is why I bought a new GPS tag to put on his collar.

Thank you, Kevin. At least some of us are thinking clearly.

Yes. Crystal clear.

In fact, I bought five GPS tags, one for his collar and one for each arm and leg.

I'm going to make bracelets to put them on and I'll never lose my Cheddar again.

Okay, a little unsettling, but I like your positivity.

Three minutes after eight.

This man is unhinged.

You said you'd call it eight.

My watch is slow. Put the files on a flash drive and have your husband bring it to the Ninth Street entrance of Prospect Park at noon.

My husband? No, I'm not involving him in this. I'll bring them myself.

I don't trust you. I told you not to look for me. But you did. Send your husband or the deal is off.

Clearly, we're not doing this.

No. It's fine. We can just alter the files and give him fakes. He'll never know.

It's not that. It's that I refuse to put Kevin in harm's way.

Understood. But I think maybe I have a way to put Kevin in danger without putting Kevin in danger.

Well, hello there, Raymond.

Ditch me. Kevin.

And I am Detective Jacob Peralta.

You didn't have anything else to wear, so we just switched.

He understands.

Okay, I'm approaching the drop site.

I don't see anything unusual.

We have eyes on you.

Just be natural.

Indeed I will.

Oh, look, a yellow crested warbler.

Very good.

He's calling. Wait, Kevin, we didn't go over how you answer the phone.

There isn't time. Just answer.

Okay.

You've reached Professor Kevin Costner.

Please start speaking when I finish this sentence.

Pick up the book on the bench and head south.

He hung up and he had me pick up a copy of The Tempest.

Oh, no. Raymond. Do you know what's happening in the park today?

The Shakespeare Festival, which will be attended by...

Guys, I'm in a sea of Kevins.

Still waiting for instructions, over.

Wait. We don't have eyes on you.

Kevin. Do you see Jake?

Yes, he's right there.

Oh, no. That's a different gentleman wearing a handsome jacket. Everyone is so well dressed.

Peralta, head for the north gate.

We're having trouble finding you.

All right, professor, I'm assuming you're wearing a wire. - What?

Huh? Yeah. So why are my husband asked me to wear that?

We lost comms. Something happened.

Cheddar. My lovely boy.

I've missed you so.

All right, put up your hands. I'm going to pat you down.

There's no need for that. Here. I have the drive. Just take it.

Thanks.

I'm still going to pat you down.

Be my guest, but you're not going to find anything.

Here's a gun. Whoops.

And another gun.

I forgot about that one, too.

So the professor's got two guns on him, and he's wearing a fake beard.

Please don't rip it off. It hurts so much.

I think the professor's actually a cop.

Something tells me I should check that drive. There's a laptop in the front seat. Get it.

(If) these files aren't the real deal, you and the dog are dead.

Well, no need to worry, because everything is on the level and we'll be completely fine.

Cheddar. Go. Go, boy.

Hey, cop.

Would you like to buy a laptop?

No sign of Peralta out here.

Did you hear anything on the wire?

No. It never came back on.

Do you think he's okay? - What?

Do you hear?

Yes, I do.

That's the jingle of Cheddar's collar.

And that's his bark.

Oh, it's our fluffy boy.

Good. Good dog.

Oh, Mr. Cheddar, how I've missed you.

We both have.

I'm putting that GPS tag on your collar immediately. Damn it! It's not here. I'm wearing Peralta's pants.

And now my hands are sticky.

Wait, so Peralta is wearing your pants, which means... - He doesn't have sticky hands.

Yes, but also he has the GPS tracker.

So what's your plan here, Kingston?

You're going to torture me? You're going to put my beard back on and rip it off again?

No, I'm going to cut off each one of your fingers until you tell me who the rat is.

I see.

Well, that's bad news, because I don't know who the rat is, and I need all my fingers if I'm going to beat Wario.

You can't beat Wario?

You can? How do you do it?

It's simple. When he's approaching you, just tap the- Damn it.

Motion detector. Wait.

Sorry. What do you tap? - Get up! Let's go.

Kingston.

What do you tap? What do you tap?

NYPD! NYPD!

Split up. Cover the exits.

Freeze. - Kevin.

He's not getting away.

He took my dog.

Oh my God, it's happening.

Oh.

I see you have a knife.

But what you need is an umbrella.

Tell him why. Tell him why.

Because there's a storm going to rain down on you, punk.