Name: Asian Dads - Jimmy O. Yang
Uploaded: 2023-11-27T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 2 min 39 s
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Like it's really hard for me to watch TV with my dad because he's trying to make me explain everything to him.

And first of all, old Asian people, they don't watch TV, they judge the TV.

This is like, I'm just sitting next to my dad on the couch and he's wearing his like old Asian man costume, which is just a wife beater and tighty-whities.

He just sitting there, arms folded, judging the TV like.

He just makes random noises around the house.

Now whenever he sneezes, it's never just a sneeze.

It's like a whole tsunami of sound waves that comes after.

I'm like, "What the fuck, Dad? (Did) you just have an orgasm? What was that?"

And he doesn't understand what I'm saying half the time.

He's like, "Oh, orgasm. Okay. The orgasm. Orgasm."

And he's trying to make me explain everything to him on TV.

Do you understand how difficult it is to explain a rap music video to an old Chinese man?

We're just sitting there and my dad was like,

"Jimmy, Jimmy, what (does) it mean when he said Lamborghini Mercy? What's that?”

And I'm like, "Dad, he's bragging about his car. It's a Lamborghini Murcielago, very expensive car. You know what that is, right?”

And he's like, "Oh, okay, okay, yes, yes."

That's when you know they have no idea what the fuck you just said.

He's like, “Okay, okay, yes, yes. Lamborghini, okay."

"Jimmy, what (does) it mean when he said, 'Your chick she so thirsty,' what's that?"

Dad, he's making fun of somebody's girlfriend, okay? Saying like, she likes attention from other guys, and she likes to do sex stuff with them.

And he's like, "Oh, okay, okay, yes, yes, yes. Blow jobs, okay."

"Jimmy, Jimmy, I'm thirsty too, okay? So..."