Did you all know that fruits have seasons?

Yes.

Never knew that. I never knew fruits have seasons.

First of all, I didn't even know there was any more fruits than apples and bananas.

The song only told me that I like to eat apples and bananas.

Here it is that I'm learning there's more fruits in the world.

And it says it even in the Bible that you're supposed to let the crops rest so that the nutrients and everything can continue to be nourished, all that stuff.

I never knew this.

The insanity of us as a country to be able to pick fruits whenever we want to, yet the McRib comes out once a year, every year, is baffling to me.

I can get a strawberry whenever I want, but I can only get the McRib when Santa comes to town.

That is insane, so.

I don't know. Just a lot of stuff was so interesting to me.

But I think, overall, I think the biggest hindrance as to why I have not grown up as an adult, why I'm not tougher, why I'm not anything like that,

is because it's very hard to be this big, strong man, this tough, courageous person, when you were born and raised down the street from Disneyland.

OK?

I'm letting you know now.

When you're born and raised around Disneyland, you eat, sleep, and think Disney.

No matter what situation I'm in, I promise you, I'm going to think Disney before I think about anything else.

Like I could be in the hood around a bunch of thugs with guns.

But if I hear pop, pop, I'm like, "Oh, snap! The fireworks.

What? What time is it? Is it 9:30 already? Oh, my word. It's a small world after all."

Like that's what I'm thinking.

You hear pop, pop, you think they're shooting.

I'm in the back like, "Step into the--"

The insanity.

It's who I am as a person.

I don't know how to stop it. I wish I knew how.

But if I wanted to be a thug, being a Disney person halts that as well.

Because if somebody came into my hood, my immediate response is going to confuse him because I'm going to think Disney.

It's going to come out in a Disney phrasing.

So this guy walks in my hood.

I'm like, "Hey, fam. I suggest you get out of my hood right now, or I promise you, I'm gonna knock that glass slipper off your foot. You ain't gonna never make it to the ball."

They're like, "What did you say?"

I'm like, "You heard me, street rat.

Keep talking, I'm gonna rub your lamp. You ain't going to like my three wishes because I'm a beauty.

But you're turning me into a beast, and me and my Space Rangers are about to knock you to infinity and beyond.

You think somebody is worried about you? You got another thing coming. Hakuna Matata."

And they're like--

My favorite thing about that joke is a lot of your faces was like, "Oh, thank goodness, he's done with the Black jokes."

Like, you guys got so uptight, it was insane.

You were like, "OK, OK. I get it."

If I'm a thug, obviously, I have gang members behind me.

No matter who I'm talking to, they will be behind me singing, I promise you.

They'll be in the back like, "We going to kill this, brotha."

Like, we would be--