Every culture, every race, every ethnicity is in here.

Hanging out laughing.

Good time.

They don't care.

Good time, bro.

They don't give a shit.

And we look, I look out into the crowd.

You can't tell us apart.

You can, you know how many Mexicans my mom walks up to and goes Filipino, Mexican.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

There's a way you can tell agents apart from other agents.

It's by their accent and only if they have accents out of all the Asians.

Koreans are the easiest because when a Korean person talks, they sound like they've been smoking weed all day.

Like right before they talk, you, I broke your heart.

Hope, hope will be Arthur Korean.

Sound like Asian ghosts.

My best friend growing up was Korean.

I remember the first time I went to his house, his dad yelled from upstairs.

I thought the fucking house was haunted.

Swear to God, right?

When I walked in.

Oh God.

Oh God, I was like, what the fuck was that?

It's my dad just wants to know if you're hungry.

You can do that with any Asian Vietnamese.

What?

I haven't even done anything yet Vietnamese.

I love Vietnamese people.

You're my, I love you.

You're the smallest of the Asians.

You're smaller.

But I will tell you this, don't fuck with Vietnamese people.

They will fight anybody.

Those little fuckers will fight and they don't give a shit.

I don't care how strong you are, they will fight you.

They will run up to you and say shit.

That's their little feet.

I had one run up to me at the end of the show.

Hey, dude, what you say to me like that dude, big stuff.

This, they talk real bad, you know, they talk that fast, they talk like that real bad like that.

What you say to me like that dude, they talk real bad like that dude, Koreans sound like they've been smoking weed all day.

Vietnamese people sound like they've been doing cocaine their whole life.

Hey, why you say to me like that though?

Don't you talk to me like that dude?

What you say to me like that?

We put a period after every word that comes out, hey, do what you don't mean?

Like that Vietnamese people go real high, they go real high like they got Vietnamese people sound like they're in a car far away and they drive by you real fast when they're talking to you like, hey, I don't mean like that.

Don't say that.

They say that shit again, man.

Get out of the car and for this Japanese, what oh, Japanese.

Only if they have accents.

You can tell us apart.

Japanese very distinct when a Japanese man talks, it come from the era this way.

Japanese man fuck quite Japanese Japanese woman.

Doesn't matter if she's 12 years old or 75 years old, they always sound 12 years old.

That's why no one watches Japanese porn.

No one watches Japanese porn.

You know how annoying that shit is to watch.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

All right.

Let's go to, uh, oh, ok.

What?

To her, to her, uh, uh, in my.