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  • Okay, I'm making a break for it. I'm going out the window.

  • No, no, don't, please.

  • Look, I've been waiting for like forever to go out with Lorraine.

  • Just calm down. - Calm down? Calm down?

  • You set me up with a woman I've dumped twice in the last five months. - Hey!

  • Can you stop yelling? You're making me nervous and--

  • I can't go when I'm nervous.

  • I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right.

  • Come on! Do it, do it, do it, come on!

  • Hey, this is a little extra something for, you know, always being there for me.

  • Wow, I don't know what to say.

  • Wow, I don't know what to say.

  • What do you say? - I don't know.

  • It's a bracelet. - Isn't it?

  • And it's a graved too, check it out.

  • "To my best bud."

  • Thanks, best bud!

  • Put it on.

  • Oh, now?

  • No, no, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion.

  • Oh, no, no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything.

  • You put this on, you're good to go.

  • Oh, man!

  • You are so wearing that bracelet.

  • I so am.

  • Oh, you have any idea what this will do for your sex life?

  • Well, it'll probably slow it down at first, but once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.

  • So you want me to help you unpack your stuff?

  • Nah, nah, I'm okay.

  • Oh, and just so you know, I'm not moving back in because I have to.

  • I mean, I do have to but--

  • It's just that that place, it wasn't really--

  • I mean, this is--

  • Welcome home, man.

  • A little foos? - Absolutely!

  • What happened to the foosball?

  • Ah, that's a cantelope.

  • Okay, buddy boy, here it is.

  • You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.

  • Oh, my God!

  • That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!

  • Look at me, I'm Chandler!

  • Could I be wearing any more clothes?

  • Anyway, I gotta go change.

  • I'm a meeting some of the cast for drinks.

  • Excuse me?

  • What?

  • I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick.

  • Hey, who was up from two o'clock this morning until five o'clock this morning trying to get her back to sleep?

  • You don't think I get up when you get up?

  • Oh, here it comes. - Yes, here it comes!

  • I'm stuck here all day.

  • And then you come in and spend two seconds with us, and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends?

  • Well, I don't think so, mister!

  • Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler? I think I lost mine. - Yeah, it's in the back.

  • Oh!

  • Oh!

  • Joey, can I talk to you for a second?

  • Ooh!

  • Joey, I need to talk to you.

  • Oh, oh, oh, oh!

  • Oh, oh, oh, oh!

  • Yes.

  • Yes.

  • You and you?

  • Yes, but you cannot tell anyone, no one knows.

  • How?

  • When?

  • It happened in London. - In London?

  • The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't wanna make a big deal out of it.

  • But it is a big deal!

  • I have to tell someone. - No, no, no, no, no!

  • You can't. - Please, please!

  • We just don't wanna deal with telling everyone, okay?

  • Please, just promise you won't tell.

  • All right!

  • Man, this is unbelievable!

  • I mean, it's great, but--

  • I know, it's great.

  • Aw, I don't wanna see that!

  • You're upset because you think I chose Ross over you!

  • No!

  • I knew you could take care of yourself, you know?

  • I mean, Ross, he needs help.

  • He's not street like us.

  • When it comes down to it, you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me.

  • That's the bottom line.

  • No, not exactly.

  • All right, look, I wasn't trying to save Ross. Okay?

  • My sandwich was next to Ross. All right?

  • I was trying to save my sandwich.

  • From a bullet?

  • I know it doesn't make much sense.

  • Much sense?

  • Look, Chandler, it was instinct, okay?

  • I just went for it!

  • So you risked your life for a sandwich?

  • I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler, this is the greatest sandwich in the world!

  • So you didn't choose Ross before me.

  • No!

  • I would never do that!

  • You're like my brother!

  • Really?

  • Yeah!

  • - Please tell me you got the message.

  • What message?

  • The actor playing Mac couldn't do it.

  • They needed to see you at two o'clock.

  • What?

  • It's six o'clock!

  • I wrote it on the board!

  • I wrote it on the board then I went all over New York City looking for you.

  • I went to Ross's, I went to the coffee house, I went to any place that they made sandwiches.

  • I can't believe this, Chandler!

  • Sorry, I don't know what to say.

  • Well, you might say, "Congratulations."

  • I saw the board, I went to the audition, I got the part!

  • Is that supposed to be funny?

  • I was really worried over here.

  • Oh, well--

  • You know, sometimes that fake out thing is just mean.

  • Oh, wow. Okay, man, I'm sorry.

  • I did not mean to make you feel bad.

  • Well, that's good, because you didn't, and I'm incredibly happy for ya!

  • That's mean!

  • You really had me going there!

  • Oh, we could do this all day.

  • Yeah, you're right.

  • Okay, look, listen.

  • Let's talk about what a huge star I'm gonna be.

  • You are gonna be a huge star.

  • I'm gonna hug ya! - You hug me.

  • All right!

  • We are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony.

  • I've known Monica and Chandler for a long time and I cannot imagine two people more perfect for each other.

  • And now, as I've left my notes in my dressing room, we shall proceed to the vows.

  • I miss this.

  • I don't think we've actually done this before.

  • No, no, I miss hanging out with you.

  • We still hang out. - Not like we used to.

  • Remember you and me used to be inseparable.

  • And now, it's like, things are different.

  • Well, you know, things are different.

  • I'm married now. - Yeah, sure.

  • And hey, don't get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys.

  • But I just, I miss hanging out just us, you know?

  • Yeah, I miss that, too.

  • I'll tell you what. From now on, we'll make time to hang out with each other.

  • You got it!

  • Come here.

  • Yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter.

  • Oh, my God! - Congratulations!

  • Oh, sweetie, I'm so proud of you!

  • Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?

  • You bet!

  • No TV or anything!

  • Hey, that is so great about the job!

  • Thanks, man. - And I'd like to think I had a little something to do with it.

  • Really? Why?

  • Well, before with the wishbone, I didn't wish we would win the lottery.

  • I wished you'd get the job.

  • Oh, yeah?

  • Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Now that you're okay with the house, do you wanna go see your room?

  • What?

  • I get my own room?

  • You don't think we'd buy a house and not have a Joey room, do ya?

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh!

  • Can I have an aquarium, and a sex swing?

  • - No. - No.

  • Why not? I'll keep the tank clean.

  • I'm gonna miss these little guys.

  • It was nice having birds around again.