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  • Oh you guys by the way, party to celebrate tomorrow's launch day.

  • I can't wait to see the new iphone you guys made.

  • All right.

  • See you there also.

  • I got it, dude.

  • I can't wait to see what you did this year.

  • You must have knocked out the park.

  • W what do you mean?

  • Are, aren't you doing this one?

  • What?

  • Wait this year, I thought it was.

  • You.

  • Do you have a new iphone?

  • Neither of us made the new iphone.

  • We don't have a new iphone.

  • Do we, we can figure it out.

  • We got 12 hours.

  • We're fine.

  • What we forget.

  • But then I was like a year ago.

  • You had one job.

  • I told you to set a reminder, reminder, make new iphone today.

  • No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we'll be fine.

  • We'll make something up.

  • Don't never know.

  • I'm so dead battery.

  • Make it last a bit longer.

  • You used that same excuse, seven years ago.

  • Add one more camera then step.

  • So you did that.

  • The screen say it's, it's liquid red at this place.

  • It has been for years.

  • And uh how does that make you feel good.

  • Oh, yeah, totally.

  • We'll get, we'll get you.

  • Uh it's gonna be great.

  • It's gonna be absolutely fantastic.

  • What about your notes?

  • Check your notes out.

  • Do you use the notes app on?

  • What are you people love that stuff?

  • Can we add something to Siri?

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Our new chip does improve the processing speed.

  • It doesn't make Siri good.

  • It's just bad faster.

  • I don't understand what you mean.

  • Yeah.

  • What about Android?

  • Can we just copy what they're doing?

  • Making better phone?

  • What the hell is even that?

  • People love that?

  • They get graphic here.

  • What so people can play Candy Crush.

  • Four K people won't play console games on mobile man.

  • The generate me 10 ideas to make the iphone 15 better.

  • I'm not chat GPT.

  • Also here are some links I found about.

  • And what did we do last year?

  • You just copy last year's homework about 10 years ago.

  • They could take photos.

  • It's 2023.

  • My poster can take photos.

  • Uh The guy said whoever is at the guest parking spot do it.

  • We'll get you.

  • Absolutely.

  • That's gonna be great.

  • They're gonna love it.

  • They're gonna every everyone's gonna love it.

  • Oh, I got it.

  • Make it out of Titanium.

  • Why?

  • No idea.

  • Makes a cool poster.

  • The tech team had you, you know that switch thing on the, on the side of iphones for silence.

  • Yep.

  • Make it a button, a button that can do anything like it's customizable.

  • Anything one button press and you can play the 10 hour version of death.

  • But yes, with this button, you can now butt dial a delivery 10 piece Chicken mcnugget every time you sit down.

  • That's the best idea we've had in years you can do whatever you want.

  • Right.

  • What have the testers been using it for?

  • They mapped it to the silence button.

  • What if we take last year and just write 15 on the box?

  • We can just say it's recycled and it's from last year that didn't sell.

  • That is the dumbest introducing Apple 15.

  • You'll buy it anyway.

  • Disclaimer Apple.

  • This is a joke.

  • Please answer me.

  • Actually shot on an iphone and go.

  • I'm so dead.

  • Right.

  • Was what we didn't roll camera?

  • Oh my God.

Oh you guys by the way, party to celebrate tomorrow's launch day.

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