-Excuse me, sir? -Yeah?

-Could I borrow your phone? -Yeah.

[SPEAKS IN DUTCH]

Everyone is so nice here.

Uh... Okay.

Okay.

Pick up, pick up, pick up. Hey, hey, uh...

I messed up. I need a-- I need a ride.

Where am I? Where am I, sir?

[IN ENGLISH] It's Broek op Langedijk.

Hang on. Could you say that into there?

Hi. It's Broek op Langedijk here.

Yeah, no problem. Ha-ha.

Thanks.

Did you get that?

Peter? Are you okay?

-Happy, is that you? -Yeah, of course it's me.

Stop! Tell me something only you would know.

Only I would know... Uh...

Remember when we went to Germany?

You pay-per-viewed a video in your room?

They didn't list the titles, but I could tell by the price it was an adult film.

-And you didn't know how I knew-- -Okay, fine! It's you. Stop.

[GRUNTS]

It's so good to see you.

You'll have to tell me what the hell is going on here.

Okay, hold still.

There we go.

[♪♪♪]

Ouch.

-I thought you had super strength. -It still hurts.

-Happy, come on. -All right, relax.

-Just a few more. There we go. -Oh, my God, Happy.

-Relax. -Don't tell me to relax, Happy!

How can I relax when I messed up so bad?

I trusted Beck. Right?

I thought he was my friend. I gave him the only thing Mr. Stark left for me,

and now he's gonna kill my friends and half of Europe,

so please do not tell me to relax.

I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry. I shouldn't shout.

I just really miss him.

Yeah, I miss him too.

Everywhere I go...

I see his face.

And the whole world is asking who's gonna be the next Iron Man...

[SNIFFLES]

and I don't know if that's me, Happy. I'm not Iron Man.

You're not Iron Man.

You're never gonna be Iron Man.

Nobody could live up to Tony.

Not even Tony.

Tony was my best friend.

And he was a mess.

He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place.

The one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess was picking you.

I don't think Tony would have done what he did

if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone.

Now, your friends are in trouble, you're all alone, your tech is missing.

What are you gonna do about it?

[♪♪♪]

I'm gonna kick his ass.

But I mean, right now. Specifically, what are we gonna do?

Because we've been hovering over a tulip field for the last 15 minutes.

Right. I can't call my friends because he's tracking their phones.

Give me your phone.

-My cell phone? -Yeah.

Okay. Here.

-What's your password? -"Password."

-No, what is your password? -"Password," spelled out.

Head of security, and your password is "password"?

I don't feel good about it either.

Hello, governor. Cup of tea for you? I'm gonna be in London soon.

-They're in London. -London, okay.

-Yeah, I need a suit. -Suit?

[♪♪♪]

Okay, um...

bring up everything you have on Spider-Man.

Yeah, open that. Okay, no, no, no.

What?

Nothing.

You take care of the suit. I'll take care of the music.

[AC/DC'S "BACK IN BLACK" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

Oh, I love Led Zeppelin.

Okay, can you pull up my web-shooters?

Isolate the Taser webs, and reconfigure and boost the voltage

to a factor of 25 percent,

and give me complete manual control over detonation.

♪ Forget the hearse 'cause I never die ♪♪