What's up, Mr. Delmar?

Hey, Mr. Parker.

Number five, right?

Yeah, and with pickles, and can you smush it down real flat? Thanks.

You got it, boss.

How's your aunt?

Yeah, she's all right.

She's a very hot Italian woman.

How's your daughter?

- Ten dollars. - It's 5 dollars.

- For that comment, 10 dollars. - Hey, come on. I'm joking. I'm joking.

Here's 5 dollars.

What's up, Murph?

How you doing, buddy?

So how's school?

It's boring. Got better things to do.

Stay in school, kid.

Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me.

- This is great. - Best sandwiches in Queens.

Finally.

- What's the matter with you? - Could you hold this?

Thanks.

Hey, is this anybody's bike? No?

- Hey, buddy, is this your bike? - I have no change.

Does anyone have a pen? Do you have a pen?

Everybody good?

Hey!

You're that spider guy on YouTube, right?

Call me Spider-Man.

Okay, Spider-Man. Do a flip.

- Yeah! - Not bad.

Hey, buddy.

- Shouldn't steal cars, it's bad. - It's my car, dumbass!

Hey! Shut that off!

- Can you tell him it's my car? - I was--

- I work at nights. Come on. - That's not your car!

- That's his car. - How was I supposed to know?

- He was putting that in the window! - Every day with these alarms!

- Turn it off! - Don't make me come down there, punk.

Hey, Gary. How you doing?

Marjorie, how are you? How's your mother?

I'm good, I'm good.

You have reached the voicemail box of:

Happy Hogan.

Hey, Happy. Here's my report for tonight.

I stopped a grand theft bicycle.

Couldn't find the owner, so I just left a note.

I helped this lost, old Dominican lady.

She was really nice and bought me a churro.

I just feel like I could be doing more.

You know? Just curious when the next real mission's gonna be.

So, yeah, just call me back.

It's Peter. Parker.

Why would I tell him about the churro?

Hey, hey.

Okay.