Well, Greggs has already won 'cause it's from Greggs.

This wins.

I can swear; can I?

That's ****en disgusting.

What is that?

Hey, what's up, Lad Bible?

It is Tom Holland here, and I'm gonna be playing snack wars, where I'm rating British snacks over American snacks.

So, let's go.

Oh, these aren't alcoholic drinks, are they?

Oh, it is?

Root beer?

Oh, my God; that's disgusting.

What is root beer?

Now I know.

I mean, that tastes really good, actually.

This is death juice; this is essentially what this is.

Kids, be wary.

'Cause you can drink a lot of it, but you will die .

Amazingly, it's gonna have to be this disgusting blue drink.

I don't think I'm responsible enough to have the power of time, which is what I'd want.

I think I would just mess up everything.

So, I'll probably go with the power of being able to control water.

That'll probably be my power.

OK, here we go.

OK, here we go.

Is this licorice; is that what you call this?

Is this the English one?

Man, that's fu⏤sorry, that's disgusting.

I'm not gonna⏤I'm gonna put in here.

That is disgusting.

I can swear; can I?

That's fucking disgusting.

I used to love toxic waste.

D'you ever have so many toxic waste that you can't eat anything for about three days afterwards?

You've burned your mouth off.

Oh, God, that is bitter.

Could I keep this?

Thank you; wow, that's really bitter.

- What one's next? - Which one was the winner?

Oh, the toxic waste was the winner.

Fucking hell.

Next, please.

I'm, like, sweating.

I go⏤it's between medium spice, sometimes, and hot, depending on the day and how long I want to spend on the toilet.

But medium spice, really, half chicken, peri-peri chips, pita bread, olives, bottomless drink.

I'm actually gonna go for Nando's tonight now.

Well, Greggs has already won 'cause it's from Greggs.

Well, that's a Krispy Kreme donut, though, isn't it?

That's good; I like that.

And what's this? A sausage roll?

I... I know what a sausage roll tastes like, lads; this wins.

I used to go to Greggs every day when I was...

When I was at secondary school, there was one outside my bus stop, and I used to⏤the iced buns? Every day.

I don't really like cheese all that much.

I'm not really that much of a fan of cheese.

Let's definitely skip that one.

I always wonder who was the first person that went, "Yeah, I'll just try that; a bit of moldy cheese."

Who was the first person that thought that was all right, you know?

OK, OK.

Is this what Woody Harrelson eats in that zombie film?

I've always wanted to try one of these.

If this is bad, I'm gonna be so disappointed.

It's a bit damp, though.

Where have you kept this?

Oh, that looks minging.

No; what is that?

That's disgusting!

Can't go wrong with a Jaffa cake.

If your nan doesn't offer you Jaffa cakes, if you've been to your nan⏤

I mean, Jaffa cakes for me.

That is really good.

Jaffa cakes again.

Win that one for me.

Unfortunately, the British snacks won.

Unfortunately? No, fortunately, the British snacks won.

I'd just sell British snacks around them.

I'll just have them all imported over.

Thank you, Lad Bible, for having me; it's been fun.

And congratulations to Britain on winning the Snack Wars Challenge.