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  • Of all the high end culinary guides produced by major tire manufacturers, the Michelin guide is easily in the top three.

  • Awarding one star, two stars ,or even the coveted more than two stars to restaurants around the world,

  • the Michelin guide is the number one food recommendation source for the tens of people who can afford to eat at the restaurants,

  • the rest of us watch documentary spouts.

  • But how do they figure out what food tastes the best to eat with your mouth?

  • Well, that's the job of Michelin inspectors.

  • There are two main types of professional eaters, food critics and Joey Chestnut, and both types are generally known to the public.

  • For example, here's Pete Wells, the head food critic for the New York Times.

  • Here's Tom Sietsema, the Washington Post's food critic and here are the unwashed, uncultured masses who write for Yelp.

  • But what sets the Michelin guide apart?

  • Other than the fact that its mascot looks like a D-list Spiderman villain is that like Spider Man, nobody knows the Michelin inspectors true identities.

  • And also like Spider Man, if their real names are discovered, everyone they love will be brutally murdered by a mechanical octopus.

  • Naturally, there isn't a ton of information out there about Michelin inspectors,

  • but by reading the rare interviews they've given over the years, the 2004 book "L'Inspecteur se met à table," written by a rogue inspector

  • and using archive.org to look at Michelin's now defunct website, famouslyanonymous.com,

  • that's mostly just broken adobe flash videos,

  • I was able to piece together enough information to distract you from the work you're supposed to be doing for the next four minutes.

  • So there are about 90 Michelin inspectors around the world.

  • 15 are in France, 10 are in the United States ,and the other 65 are spread amongst these 21 cities and countries.

  • All Michelin inspectors must have a degree in either hospitality, hotel management, or cooking,

  • plus at least five years of experience in their field.

  • But despite what crissangeluniversity.net promised me, a degree doesn't necessarily mean you get the job.

  • When Michelin first recruited inspectors for their New York guide, only 0.2 percent of applicants successfully became Michelin inspectors.

  • After interviews and test meals with senior inspectors, trainees go through a six month program in France,

  • a second training session in a different European country, and an apprenticeship in their region as they're trained to judge restaurants based on Michelin's five criteria,

  • quality of products, personality of chef reflected in dining experience, value for money, consistency between visits, and most importantly,

  • do it taste yummy in your tummy,

  • which they call mastery of flavor and cooking technique.

  • Now, the core of how Michelin inspectors stay under the radar is relatively simple.

  • They eat at a restaurant and they make sure, and this is key, not to tell anyone that they're a Michelin inspector.

  • Tables are always booked under a fake name,

  • and beforehand, the inspector does a research to figure out what to wear to blend in,

  • and will sometimes even bring a decoy date to avoid suspicion if it's a restaurant mainly frequented by couples.

  • In existing interviews,

  • several inspectors specifically use the word chameleon when explaining how they're trained to act in a restaurant.

  • Basically, they're quiet, blend into the background, and mostly eat locusts and mantids.

  • While most inspectors tell their spouse, Michelin advises them not to tell friends and even parents,

  • who Michelin worries may be prone to boast about how their kids secretly eat potatoes for a tire company.

  • One inspector said, if she's asked, she just tells people she works in publishing.

  • Even most top executives at Michelin, including the Michelin man himself, have never met an inspector.

  • But let's say you really want to catch an inspector either because you're a restaurateur or because you just like ruining things.

  • There are a number of clues to look for.

  • First, at the restaurant, the inspector will always order the maximum number of courses offered.

  • Typically, that's an appetizer, an entree, and a dessert, and they're required to finish everything on their plate.

  • Or in the case of really annoying restaurants, finish everything on their weird levitating pillow thing.

  • It's up to the inspectors what they order,

  • but they tend to pick dishes that can "test a number of quality ingredients" with particular focus on any dish consider the chef's specialty.

  • Michelin inspectors apparently never order salads or soups as they're seen as too simple.

  • Because the tables are always booked under a fake name,

  • when the time comes to pony up, some waiters will check the name on the credit card against the reservation name.

  • A mismatch means they're either a Michelin inspector or they're committing credit card fraud.

  • Another thing to keep an eye out for is notes.

  • Notes are often frantically scribbled in the bathroom.

  • Although, now that doomscrolling is an established part of table etiquette, inspectors will sometimes take notes on their phone when waiters are away

  • and occasionally even snap poorly framed pictures of rigatoni for the Michelin guy's Twitter feed.

  • If for some reason, you're so committed to uncovering Michelin inspectors that you don't mind some light stalking.

  • You may glean insight from where they're staying and how often they're going out.

  • Inspectors typically travel three weeks out of every month,

  • staying in a different hotel every night as the guide also recommends accommodations in eating a full meal at two restaurants a day.

  • And if you're really trying to lure inspectors in, you have two additional options, make the food much better or much worse.

  • While restaurants set to stay at the same rating typically get only one visit every 12 to 18 months,

  • any restaurant poised to either gain or lose a star gets visited by two additional inspectors in order to confirm the change is deserved.

  • Everything is then hashed out in the yearly star meetings before the year's guide is finally published

  • and inspectors can start working off the pounds with their Michelin paid gym memberships.

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Of all the high end culinary guides produced by major tire manufacturers, the Michelin guide is easily in the top three.

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