Today I'm gonna tell you the story of the first thanksgiving and I'm gonna help.

Great.

Once upon a Time in the year 16 20 a ship named the Mayflower landed at Plymouth Rock.

A rock, which it should be noted.

Kind of looks like a butt.

Really dude.

Yeah.

Really?

I mean look at it.

It's got a crack running down the middle of it and everything.

Okay, fine.

Plymouth rock bears a passing resemblance to a, but can we get back on track now?

But of course anyway, the Mayflower was carrying a group of pilgrims important detail to keep in mind the pilgrims spank their Children.

Um, okay, it's true.

I mean sure probably, but is that really relevant?

Well, I thought so, but maybe I'm mistaken.

Now the pilgrims were in a new strange land and had a rough go of it that first winter.

Yeah, they froze their butts off down.

What is it with you and butts?

I don't know, I guess I'm just in a cheeky mood.

Anyway, when the snow melted, the pilgrims met squanto who taught them how to grow and hunt food in their new home, the pilgrims began to flourish and when harvest time came, the pilgrims and the tribe gathered for a feast, a feast that would be known forever more as the first space giving what the really dude spanks giving it's thanksgiving.

That's what I said, thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving.

No, we're not saying the same thing.

Say it again your way.

Thanksgiving.

Got it, thanksgiving, relax pear.

I know what happens next at the face.

They ate a bunch of really really delicious food.

Okay now that's true foods like peaches, fresh baked buns, um pork butt.

Dude two hams orange.

That was not the menu.

They had things like turkey and fish.

What kind of fish was it?

Hella.

But now and they had corn, cracked corn orange.

It is not called Spanx giving.

And they didn't eat foods that resemble butts.

Oh bum.

Anyway the first thanksgiving went over so well that it became a tradition and they did it the next year and the next year and the next year.

I guess you could say the first one was a real hit it orange for the last time.

There was no spanking at the first thanksgiving.

Sure there was.

Where do you think hand turkeys came from?

Um C.

C.

You can't argue with logic pair.

Okay whatever.

I'm not gonna argue with you.

You're not know what can I say?

Your logic is to sound I'm no match for you.

I must have been saying thanksgiving wrong all these years.

It's clearly Spanx giving U.

N.

Wow.

I don't think I've ever wanna debate against you before.

That means a lot pair spanks a lot spanks a lot.

What am I even supposed to say to that?

I don't know how about your welk bum but seriously though spanks a lot.

Huh?