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  • Now it's time to bring it around town.

  • Bring-it-around-town.

  • Then you do this, then this, and this,

  • and that, and-this-and-that- and-this-and-that, and then...

  • [blowing]

  • [blowing]

  • [blowing]

  • [quacking]

  • Mrs. Puff, wait. It's us, SpongeBob and Patrick.

  • [screaming]

  • We're going to bust you out of here.

  • Come on, Mrs. Puff.

  • It's you. W-What are you doing here?

  • Why did you follow me in here? Why?

  • Ah, all right, Mrs. Puff, it looks

  • like this heat's gone to your head.

  • If you're going to talk to rocks,

  • I guess it's time for you to go on kitchen duty.

  • Yes, it must be the heat. Yes.

  • Darn it. Okay, Patrick, let's get out of here.

  • No, wait!

  • What is fun? I- Let me spell it for you.

  • ♪ F is for friends Who do stuff together

  • ♪ U is for you and me

  • ♪ N is for anywhere And anytime at all

  • Down here In the deep blue sea

  • Hey, Squid, how about this for the show?

  • The amazing Mister Absorbency!

  • Whoa. Ta-da.

  • Ta-da.

  • No one is going to want to see you engorge yourself.

  • [dolphin clicking]

  • Huh.

  • Are we having fun yet, Squidward Tentacles?

  • [laughing]

  • Oh, that's it. I can't stand

  • that perfect impression of me anymore!

  • Welcome.

  • Distract with the abstract.

  • Beep beep bow bow beep.

  • Hey, shapes and noises. I love it.

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • Beep.

  • The stars at night are Dull and dim

  • Whenever they have to be Over dumb ol' stupid Texas

  • Hey, Patrick, what am I now?

  • Uh, stupid?

  • No, I'm Texas.

  • What's the difference?

  • [laughing]

  • [clamoring]

  • [grumbling]

  • Mr. Squidward, it's not time for your break.

  • I'm taking a permanent break! From you!

  • I quit!

  • [grumbling]

  • No!

  • [clamoring]

  • Uh-oh. I need more employees.

  • Ooh. Just a second, everybody.

  • [clamoring]

  • How can I help you?

  • Opposite day? Hey, I've heard of that.

  • - You have? - No, what is it?

  • Let me show you how to do it the wrong way.

  • [music playing]

  • Meow.

  • Meow.

  • [music playing]

  • [blowing]

  • [music playing]

  • [clearing throat]

  • Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? ♪

  • - You do. - Ah!

  • [screaming]

  • Thanks for the pants, Hans.

  • But could you help me with another problem?

  • I'm always here to help you, SpongeBob. High five.

  • High five.

  • Ouch!

  • I get it. To catch a huge glove, you need a huge hand.

  • Ooh, yeah.

  • Oh, okay, now, everybody settle down.

  • Time to eat your patties.

  • Uh?

  • [laughing]

  • Wow, that's just like me.

  • [laughing]

  • I said, "Eat your patties!"

  • We're saved! We're saved! We're saved! We're saved!

  • Would you cut that out?!

  • Saved! Saved! Saved! Saved! ♪

  • Save, save, save, save

  • Save, save, save Save, save, save

  • Save, save, save Save, save, save

  • Save, save, save Save, save, save

  • We need a bullhorn, stat!

  • I am bullhorn stat.

  • Hey, figure face. Your grandma was a combat boot.

  • [laughing]

  • Hmm?

  • [growling]

  • I got him now. How do I look?

  • I'm shipping these COD, crash on delivery.

  • And here comes some air mail.

  • [screaming]

  • [gasping]

  • Gary, the papers here!

  • You can have this, buddy.

  • [humming]

  • I am a happy sponge.

  • [laughing]

  • Meow.

  • [laughing]

  • I see you got the paper.

  • Oh, hey, Patrick.

  • [meowing]

  • [screaming]

  • [meowing]

  • [gasping]

  • [meowing]

  • [screaming]

  • None of this would be happening if I'd only fed that snail.

  • [meowing]

  • [screaming]

  • [meowing]

  • [screaming]

  • [meowing]

  • [screaming]

  • [meowing]

  • [screaming]

  • [meowing]

  • [laughing]

  • I say, no more rough-horsing.

  • And no more you know who killing the casual vibe.

  • Hey, guys.

  • [babbling]

  • Hurry up, SpongeBob, I need two double orders

  • of Krabby Krust stat.

  • No problem, Squidward,

  • I'll get ya those orders as soon as possible.

  • Or never, whichever comes first.

  • [laughing]

  • Oh, swoon. That imitation stuff really works.

  • Look out, world,

  • I'm gonna flatter your socks off.

  • La da dee la da dum

  • [gasping]

  • Hi, Squidward. Want to play?

  • No, and leave me alone.

  • Okay, Squidward. See you later.

  • [gobbling]

  • Oh, Thanksgiving.

  • [laughing]

  • [banjo playing]

  • Huh?

  • [laughing]

  • [screaming]

  • [music playing]

  • [buzzing]

  • [music playing]

  • [buzzing]

  • SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

  • Wake up, boy! You're burning me money!

  • [screaming]

  • Mr. Krabs, what do we do?

  • Here, use this.

  • Oh!

  • [blowing]

  • [imitating siren]

  • [blowing]

  • Hooray!

  • Aah aah aah!

  • Ah ah!

  • Ah ah.

  • [laughing]

  • Caw caw!

  • [laughing]

  • [cawing]

  • [panting]

  • Hmm?

  • [screaming]

  • [cawing]