Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Alright, Pinhead, your time is up. Who you calling Pinhead? You're under arrest. You'll never catch me. [chuckles] [chuckles] [laughing] [laughing] Hey, that's not fair. Cowboys couldn't afford cannons. They couldn't afford station wagons, either. Nice paneling. I wanna be Dirty Dan. What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan? I'm dirty. I'd say I'm Dirty Dan. I'd say I'm Dirty Dan. I'd say I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan. Oh! I'm Dirty Dan. [screaming] Screaming will get you no- Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan? Uh, I am. [screaming] Patrick! Hot wings. Okay, Pinhead Larry! Now you'll get yours! [screaming] Pinhead! [panting] [panting] [panting] [screaming] Now you're gonna pay for those crimes, Pinhead. Sandy, stand back! I'm warning ya! [growling] Okay, I warned ya! Did you win? [groaning] Hi, SpongeBob. [growling] [screaming] [snoring] Okay, SpongeBob, you can be Dirty Dan. I just want to be Patrick. Patrick, you fool! This was over before it started! I will now consider your unconditional surren... ...der. [laughing] So that's how he wants it to go down. [laughing] Ha! You missed me! Whew. [gun cocking] Score one for the boys back home. Okay, fine. You want to fort? There. There's your fort. Now-- That fort's too small, Squidward. It's okay, Patrick. It's just a demonstration. Now-- He's right, Squidward, that thing would never protect you. It's downright puny. Trust me, it's fine. See, it is too small. Not if I crouched down. I mean, you didn't even give me a chance to crouch down. See, down here. I am perfectly- Exposed. Would you two please... stop throwing... snowballs?! [groaning] [gasping] Squidward returned fire. Then it's war! No, no. Wait, wait, wait. I was just giving a demonstration! [groaning] All right! That's it! You guys asked for it! [grunting] I got him. Ha. I got him. [laughing] In your face, SpongeBob! [laughing] That was actually kind of exciting. Why, I've never felt so alive. [laughing] He got you good, SpongeBob. Incoming! Take that. I got you. [laughing] Oh, I got you. Oh, take that. Whoa, I got you that time. Oh, yeah. Incoming! Hey, SpongeBob? Yes, Patrick? I think Squidward's taking this really seriously. That last one had his clarinet in it. Hmm... looks like it's time for Plan B. [laughing] [laughing] [panting] Woo woo.