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[sighing] What a beautiful morning.
Time to check the mail
and see who loves you, Squidward.
[sighing]
I wonder if I can return to sender?
Good morning, Squidward!
Well, I'm going back to bed now, forever.
Ah!
[giggling]
Aren't you gonna open your mail?
Give me that! It looks like you already did!
I won something? But, I didn't enter any contest!
It's an all-expenses paid trip
to see beautiful Bora Bora Bottom!
We entered it for you! And only 6,000 times, too!
Wow.
Me, a winner, at a tropical resort.
Let's see, the winning family will board
at Bikini Bottom Airport, and--- wait a minute.
[shattering]
"Winning family"?
Oh, did we forget to mention?
Oh, no.
I can not believe I let you bottom feeders
talk me into this.
Oh, it's the least we could do for a friend like you.
Oop! I mean, for a dad like you. [giggles]
Daddy!
Will you morons, I mean, children please?
Next?
[gasping] Attention passengers!
Meet Underwater Air's big contest winner:
Squidward Tentacles and his loving adorable family!
[cheering]
Come on, dad!
Let's get a picture of you and the kids
for our in-flight magazine!
[crying]
Okay everybody, say "I love my family."
I'd rather not.
Say it!
I love my family.
[grunting]
I think you're on my seat, pop.
[grunting]
And I'll take the isle! [laughing]
Daddy's in the middle!
Oh, no! I am not suffering a whole flight
between you two barnacle brains!
At least give me the isle!
[grunting]
Excuse me sir. Are you in your assigned seat?
[cracking]
Um. [chuckles]
[groaning]
Okay, everybody, please fasten your seatbelts
by adjusting this easy-to-pull strap!
Make sure it's nice and tight!
And keep your seat in the upright position!
Or else.
Okay.
Hey, Patrick, wanna switch so I can look out the window?
Okay, but hurry!
[growling]
Uh, attention all passengers,
this is your, uh, captain speaking,
please keep your, uh, seatbelts fastened
as we, uh, gain altitude.
Whoa. Whoa!
Enjoy your flight,
you may now roam around the, uh, cabin.
Hear that, Squidward?
You can take your seatbelt off now!
Wait, untie me!
Ow!
Oh, boy! A feed bag!
Hey!
[whimpering]
[crying]
Keep it down, will ya? I'm trying to sleep!
[sighing]
I dreamt I was in the ocean, and now I gotta pee!
Ooh ooh ooh ooh.
Huh? Huh? Uh..
Can I help you with something?
Yeah, I gotta use the bathroom!
[screaming]
Rude! I was here first.
[screaming]
Oh! [humming]
Hey buddy, what happened to the other flight attendant?
She's in the bathroom. See?
[screaming]
Ooh.
[screaming] Oh.
[sighing]