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  • Let's see if we can find some friends

  • for mama's special little boy.

  • You need to interface with someone fun.

  • Try that video game over there.

  • It doesn't look too dangerous.

  • [squealing]

  • Oh.

  • Careful, Chip.

  • Uh.

  • Those monsters are too big.

  • Come outta that game right now!

  • But, Mom!

  • Chip! Get outta there!

  • Ugh!

  • Agh!

  • [laughing]

  • So, you think you can do whatever you want

  • because you're a teenager now?

  • You just wait until I tell your father!

  • Whoa!

  • What did you just say to me?!

  • Oh! Whoa!

  • I told Chip that game was too dangerous

  • and do you know what he said to me?

  • [shrieking]

  • And?

  • Gah! Ugh!

  • Just talk to your son!

  • I need a cool my circuits!

  • Ahh!

  • Grandma! No!

  • [screaming]

  • [laughing]

  • Get her, Grandma!

  • [laughing]

  • Wah!

  • I'm the ghost of Plankton.

  • Woo. Whoa!

  • Agh!

  • Hey. That gives me an idea.

  • Hmm.

  • If I were a ghost,

  • I could walk right through the walls of the Krusty Krab

  • and take the Krabby Patty secret formula.

  • [laughing]

  • Gah! Alright! That's it!

  • You ruined another movie night

  • with your secret formula garbage!

  • I'm pullin' the plug.

  • Ahh!

  • [humming]

  • So, how was your talk with Chi?

  • Oh, it went great. He's a good boy.

  • Yeah. He wh...

  • Where? Where? Where is he?

  • Oh, he ran away.

  • What?!

  • Why would my baby run away?!

  • Because I told him to.

  • Duh.

  • Ugh!

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Karen! Baby! Let's be reasonable here!

  • You find our son and bring him home this instant

  • or don't find her coming home!

  • [screaming]

  • I'm going! I'm going!

  • Hold that thought, baby.

  • I ah... I forgot something down here.

  • I'll be right back.

  • Can't believe this is really happening!

  • Oh!

  • The Krabby Patty secret formula is finally mine!

  • Oh.

  • Huh?

  • Eh?

  • Ehh!

  • Is this some kind of a horrible nightmare?

  • Wha...?

  • A projector?

  • You tricked me with a simulation?

  • It was a test, Plankton, and you failed!

  • You fail every time when it comes to our romance.

  • Right. So, I goof up one time and now I'm the bad guy.

  • One time? Failed one time?

  • How about four million seven hundred thousand and...

  • Eh-eh-eh error!

  • But, baby cakes!

  • I left to go get the Krabby Patty secret formula...

  • for me...

  • and you!

  • You know? For us!

  • Listen, Sheldon!

  • You need to show me

  • an interruption free romantic date night,

  • because until that happens,

  • no one is leaving the Chum Bucket!

  • Ahh!

  • Ooh!

  • You better not mess this one up, Ray Ray.

  • Ahh!

  • Can't get it to work!

  • I can ever get it to work!

  • Hello?

  • He doesn't know! And I don't care!

  • Karen! My main Frein!

  • I just made a scientific break through!

  • Yeah! They told me!

  • Let's go out and celebrate, girl!

  • I'm sorry, Sandy.

  • I I can't hear you because someone can't shut up!

  • That's okay, Karen!

  • I'll tell ya all about it later!

  • Let's meet up tonight at the Corner Cafe!

  • You got it, mushy tushy!

  • I will definitely be there!

  • Okay! I'm off.

  • Those are my test tubes!

  • I don't know where they came from!

  • Don't wait up!

  • Gah!

  • I have also analyzed your screensaver, Karen.

  • It is most beautiful.

  • No one asked you!

  • Are you happy now, Karen?

  • No, I'm not!

  • I was just trying to make myself pretty for you.

  • But do you even care?

  • All you ever do is make stupid schemes

  • about stupid sandwiches!

  • Stupid?

  • Your new screen saver is stupid!

  • And it makes your processor look fat!

  • What?!

  • [squealing]

  • Okay, let's all calm down before you say something you'll regret!

  • You know what? No one talks to me like that.

  • Get out!

  • I will not get out!

  • This is my restaurant, and no one can make me...

  • leave! Ow!

  • Meow.

  • [laughing]

  • The secret formula...

  • is...

  • Is what? Is what?

  • What is it?

  • [gasping]

  • Ugh!

  • Ray Ray!

  • [whimpering]

  • Uh.

  • Which one of us is Ray Ray?

  • I am, you doofus!

  • Well, I'm Ray Ray, too!

  • No, I am Ray Ray!

  • I don't care who is the real one!

  • You can both watch this formula get deleted!

  • Karen! Darling!

  • Sweetie! Please!

  • Let's talk about this!

  • [crying]

  • Why?

  • Don't mess with date night, Plankton!

  • [crying]

  • [mumbling]

  • I never knew what love was until I met you!

  • Oh.

  • You have made me the happiest girl robot in the world.

  • Hey, you!

  • Get your hands off my man!

  • You better step off, lady.

  • No one can make Plankton happy like I can.

  • We are soul mates and we are going to get married

  • and print 1,347 babies.

  • One thousand what?!

  • Oh, well. You're really in lov.

  • I won't stand in your way.

  • Plankton's all yours.

  • Yeah!

  • No!

  • The whole point of this scheme was