[KOREAN PATRIOTIC SONG]

SHANE SMITH: Right after we launched VBS, people started

saying, North Korea.

Why don't you go to North Korea?

Why?

Because nobody knows anything about North Korea.

So we were fascinated by it.

And we tried to get in for a year and a half, but couldn't

because North Korea doesn't let anyone in.

They do not want anyone to corrupt their 100% homogeneous

society that is 100% percent ruled by one

person, Kim Jong Il.

In the end, we just got so frustrated that we ended up

flying to South Korea and saying, well at least we can

go to the DMZ and put our foot into North Korea and at least

see a little bit of it from the South.

Let's go see the DMZ, which is the demilitarized zone, which

is the border between North Korea and South Korea.

Since the Korean War ended, it's been the most militarized

zone on Earth with two million estimated troops on the North

Korean side, about 500,000 on the South Korean side.

Missiles pointed at each other, artillery tanks.

There's three million mines on the border itself.

In fact, there's so many mines that the North Koreans built

invasion tunnels, where they went 70 meters down.

And they're like, we could be in Seoul in

an hour and a half.

Now the CIA and the American army have

found a number of these.

But they think that there's even more.

It's been called the end of the world.

And it's the closest you can get to seeing North Korea.

Getting to the DMZ isn't easy.

It's only an hour and a half north of Seoul, but you have

to go through about 15 checkpoints.

Then you have to go through United Nations indoctrination

session, where they're like, don't point.

Don't look at them.

Don't take any pictures.

Don't do anything.

We're only going to be there for 2 and 1/2 minutes.

We're at the last stop in South Korea before

going to the DMZ.

This here is Freedom Bridge.

Right after the Korean War, it was the last time the North

and South exchanged POWs.

And on the other side of that now, a little further back is

North Korea.

Right here, it's kind of like a theme park.

But as you see, just beyond the theme park, hidden by the

trees, there's barbed wire and land mines and checkpoints

everywhere.

So it's a very bizarre theme park.

A lot of families come, and they put up messages or

prayers for their family in the North that they've been

split and never allowed to see.

So they'll come here and make a pilgrimage and say, OK, this

is what I'm going to put up.

Someone's put up some golf balls.

I think the South's going to lose pretty damn quick.

They're going to be rave soldiers brought up on

Playstation versus the North Koreans who eat grass and

sleep with their AK.

And so you get off the bus.

And you look across, and there's North Korea.

They're like, that's North Korea.

Get back on the bus.

You could start World War III.

They really get you terrified.

They let you into one barracks room.

And the barracks room is half in North Korea,

half in South Korea.

And they set that up so they could have talks.

But it's the only place where you can go and actually set

foot technically into North Korea.

And this is as close as 99.9% of the people in the world

will ever get into getting into North Korea.

And people are like, that's North Korea.

So that piece of concrete--

The gravel is South, and the concrete is demarcation line.

And the sand is North.

SHANE SMITH: No what?

SHANE SMITH: No pointing.

Right, right, right.

No finger pointing.

FEMALE SPEAKER: You could take a picture

with the two soldiers.

SHANE SMITH: We're like, dude we have to

get into North Korea.

We have to get in.

GEORGE W. BUSH: North Korea has a regime arming with

missiles and weapons of mass destruction.

States like these and their terrorist allies constitute an

axis of evil, arming to threaten the

peace of the world.

The United States of America will not permit the world's

most dangerous regimes to threaten us with the world's

most destructive weapons.

[CHANTING IN KOREAN IN UNISON]

SHANE SMITH: We couldn't get in.

We tried through the embassy, through press, through Swedish

embassy, British embassy, Canadian

embassy, German embassy.

And I was saying to myself, what in God's

name is going on here.

So we were interviewing North Korean

refugees in South Korea.

And a few of them had said, just go to Shenyang and bribe

the consulate there.

There.

That's what everybody else does.

So we were in South Korea.

And we said, why not?

We're here.

So we flew up to China.

We had nothing to lose.

And we met the consul in Shenyang, paid a visa fee.

And we left our passports there and, in

fact, most of our money.

And we went back to this North Korean hotel.

We had to stay in one of their hotels in northern China.

And we were supposed to hear back from them at 4:00 the

next afternoon.

At 6:00 in the morning, there's a banging on our door.

And we wake up all discombobulated.

And they're like, we have to go now.

Here's your passport.

Let's go.

And we're like, where are we going?

Where are we going?

And they don't give you any time to react, not one second.

They take you right out from the room at 6:00 in the

morning and get you on the plane.

Shenyang, you got to come to Shenyang to stay here in the

North Korean hotel with concrete beds.

[KOREAN MUSIC]

SHANE SMITH: You're not allowed to bring anything into

North Korea.

You can't bring a cellphone.

You can't bring a computer.

You can't bring any printed material, any music.

They don't want you to have anything that you can even

leave there.

In fact, they don't want you to bring any type of camera in

that is too sophisticated, no telephoto lenses, nothing.

You can bring basically a point and

shoot, and that's it.

In fact, when you go in, you have to sign a thing saying,

I'm not bringing in anything.

And let me tell you, if they find that you did,

you're in deep shit.

And then you're flying from Shenyang to

Pyongyang in North Korea.

And then you go, holy shit, we're going to North Korea.

And with the express purpose of shooting, which you're not

allowed to do, with the express purpose of making a

documentary, which you're not allowed to do.

This is terrifying.

So from the first minute I got there, I was shit scared.

[CHANTING IN KOREAN IN UNISON]

SHANE SMITH: The first sight of Pyongyang.

It's pretty dismal.

[KOREAN MUSIC]

SHANE SMITH: We're in a hotel that's about 47 stories tall.

Nobody's in it.

There's only one floor with any people on it.

We're in the hotel room.

And we've been told that they're bugged, that they're

listening to us.

I don't know if whispering is going to help.

That might be where it all stems from.

Hello, hello.

Oh.

Come in.