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  • People think that Asian girls

  • are all the same.

  • They do!

  • Bro, there’s only two types of Asian girls:

  • The nerds that live in the library

  • or the crazy party chicks that bleach their hair.

  • That’s it!

  • The truth is,

  • there are many different types of Asian girls.

  • Yeah! About 18.

  • Using the patented scientific method of

  • making things up,”

  • we present to you today,

  • 18 Types of Asian Girls.

  • But before we complete each comprehensive profile of the Asian girls,

  • we brought in Asian girl-expert,

  • Porter Lynn.

  • Don’t worry guys

  • I’ve been an Asian girl for over 20 years.

  • And I have their reports analysis, right here!

  • Good work Porter.

  • Let’s go!

  • Number 1: The ABG -

  • Asian Baby Girl.

  • Common roles youll find ABG girls in are:

  • Import model, sexy coffee shop, trendy fusion restaurant,

  • Go-go dancers, and working at vape shops.

  • For those of you guys who don’t know,

  • the Asian baby girl is

  • basically a female Asian Gangster.

  • “I like guys with big fast car and tattoos;

  • and may have been arrested.”

  • Theyre short, sexy

  • and youll know when youll see them.

  • Next month, I’m going to be at the cover of Import Tuner Magazine.”

  • The ABG often has on

  • circle lenses, fake lashes

  • dark eyeliner, perfectly drawn eyebrows,

  • highlights or dyed hair, a push up bra;

  • anything that exposes her pierced belly button, or dragon tattoo.

  • The ABG looks tough on the outside,

  • but secretly on the inside,

  • she’s a little bit insecure.

  • Are you freaking cheated on me? You cheated on me?

  • Oh my God? Am going to kill you.

  • Where are you going? I’m talking to you. Hey! Hey!”

  • Come back!”

  • The turn down version of ABG is just AZN

  • Number 2: The Normal Good Asian Girl.

  • If youre looking for cute and sweet,

  • she’s your gal.

  • (the girl sweetly smiles)

  • A common exchange between a normal Asian girl and her boyfriend

  • might be like:

  • Uh hey! What do you want to go eat?

  • Hmmm, I don’t know.

  • Wherever you want to eat.

  • The good Asian girl is totally cool,

  • who’s spending Friday night with her parents at an Asian restaurant

  • They like Korean dramas, Hello Kitty.

  • Yogurt land, Disneyland,

  • anything that ends with land.

  • It’s all one big cute ecosystem that

  • the normal and average good Asian girl like.

  • And she definitely enjoys herself

  • with a good Wong Fu video.

  • The normal good Asian girl generally wears loose or fading clothing.

  • Nothing too crazy or sexier.

  • Number 3: Yappie Asian Girl -

  • Young Asian Professional

  • The Yappie Asian Girl is the turn up version of the good Asian girl.

  • The Yappie Girls like having a jam packed schedule,

  • eating in a cool and expensive restaurants,

  • hiking and half marathons,

  • writing about how much she travels,

  • driving a pretty decent car, and home decorations.

  • Basically, if you want to know more,

  • watch this video calledWhat Yappies Like”.

  • We made it right here.

  • She definitely wears

  • Tory Burch Reva flats

  • and similar items.

  • Number 4: The FOB Asian Girl

  • Oh yeah!

  • Fresh off the boat!

  • But nowadays, theyre more like Boba

  • Brought Over By Airplane

  • So there’s a lot of different types of FOB Asian Girl.

  • But were going to be focusing

  • on the rich and the normal.

  • The rich FOB Asian Girl may have done international school back in Asia,

  • where her family has millions of dollars

  • or she just came off the plane yesterday

  • and is already driving a Ferrari

  • very badly

  • The normal fob girl is probably a student

  • who spends a lot of time at the boba shop

  • or library on campus.

  • And currently, she’s trying to decide

  • whether she can stay in America or go back.

  • The rich FOB girl’s outfit,

  • probably cost more than your car.

  • The normal FOB chick likes

  • American brands that aren’t very special to us

  • But very special to them

  • The Abercrombie and Fitch, Victoria’s Secret

  • Number 5: The GEEK Asian Girl

  • The GEEK Asian Girls like being a gamer, being an Otaku, being a K-Pop fan girl,

  • being a youtube fan girl, being in a Sci-Fi, and being in a British TV show.

  • I just got an early bird tickets to a K-con,

  • Anime Expo and comic con.

  • Did you get yours yet?

  • But don’t get the GEEK Asian Girl mixed up with a normal Asian girl

  • The GEEK Asian Girls are much more in a subculture and entertainment.

  • She probably read the entire book series of A Game of Thrones

  • before watching the show.

  • But shout out to the GEEK Asian Girls

  • Because without you guys,

  • there would be no Asian youtube stars

  • Then what would I do?

  • You guys mean so much… (pretending to cry)

  • The Geeky Asian Girl does not use a picture

  • of her face as her avatar and she is

  • into Asiatic thing.

  • She probably kind of wishes she was Korean or Japanese.

  • Oh G-dragon! I love K-Pop . . . “Fighting!”

  • As far as clothing

  • Theyre probably wearing a t-shirt of

  • their favorite band, TV show or favorite YouTube star.

  • Wong Fu for life

  • Number 6: The Brainiac

  • Super Nerd Asian Girl.

  • She’s probably the daughter of a

  • Professor or a researcher or engineer or something that’s smart.

  • Do the wordsQuantum MechanicsString Theory or the Multi-variable calculus,

  • ring a bell?

  • If they do,

  • youre probably a Brainiac Asian Girl!

  • She doesn’t use social media very much

  • unless she’s posting about some sort of

  • Scientific breakthrough or project she is working on.

  • The Brainiac Asian Girl wears wired rim glasses

  • and generally, doesn’t care a lot about fashion.

  • Number 7: The FITNESS Sporty Asian Girl

  • You have your fitness Asian Girl,

  • But she’s really more into health

  • for the benefits of looking good on Instagram

  • and youre sporty Asian girls,

  • she played multiple sports growing up,

  • was a tomboy,

  • and as an adult, she still plays

  • Intramural recreational sports.

  • Some of the things that the fitness sporty girl likes are

  • crossfit, Zumba, doom squats,

  • Yoga pilates, buying new workout clothes,

  • and posting inspirational quotes on Instagram.

  • Fitness Sporty Asian Girl wears Nike womens,

  • Lululemon or other similar brands.

  • Great work out today.

  • No pain, no gain.

  • Number 8: The Party Asian Girl

  • Oh yeah

  • Although there are some similarities,

  • don’t get it mix up with the ABG.

  • The Party Girl is more defined

  • by the extravagant nights out:

  • bar, club, concert, festival, Vegas

  • she’s there.

  • Hey! Hey let’s take a selfie.

  • Unlike ABG, youll never find

  • a Party Girl at the pool.

  • You can find this girls at the hotel rooms,

  • or day clubs in Vegas

  • taking pictures with her friends;

  • who she refers to as betches or baes.

  • Me and my girls all look like sexy betches tonight

  • Ugh, why these guys are hitting on us.

  • It’s annoying.

  • Thirsty much?

  • The best pictures are when they are posing

  • with their hand on their hip,

  • knee bend, head slightly tilt to the one side,

  • and typically in a dark room.

  • The Party Asian Girls spend a lot of time

  • thinking about which party she going to go to this weekend.

  • Dude, who are those guys that she’s hanging out with, man

  • How am I supposed to compete?

  • (Shame face)

  • C’mon let’s take a selfie.

  • That’s not good, let’s do it again.

  • As far as clothing, they have a bunch of clothes from Forever 21

  • bikinis for day clubs,

  • bandage dresses and bra tops.

  • Number 9: The Whitewashed Asian Girl

  • Oh it’s my favorite type.

  • Okay so here’s three ways that Asian girl can be whitewashed.

  • The first way is

  • that they grow up on all white environment

  • so it feels very natural for them.

  • The second way

  • is that she grow up around Asia

  • but she does not think it as cool

  • so she kind of reject it.

  • And third way is that

  • Asian girl can be adopted into a white family

  • in which case that make perfect sense.

  • Now, those three methods turn into two types.

  • The two types of whitewashed Asian girls are

  • the Blonde Sorority Wannabe

  • and the second kind is the Rocker Alternative girl.

  • And often youll hear

  • why whitewash Asian girl says things like:

  • No, I’m not really thinking about race, We're... just people.

  • And

  • Ew that’s so Asian.

  • Or

  • Oh my god, haba babies are the cutest

  • Or this

  • I think I am more in common with them,

  • I don’t know. I just really like white guys.

  • Or maybe this too

  • Um yeah, now that I think about it,

  • I’ve never dated an Asian guy before.

  • And the second kind is the Rocker Alternative girl.

  • She’s edgy, cynical.

  • Doesn’t really relate to most Asian.

  • How do you like that cartoon Daria.

  • And the whitewashed worthy Asian chick,

  • really love San Diego and Santa Barbara.

  • Or really just any rich white party area by the beach.

  • The sorority whitewashed Asian girl

  • pretty much wears what a white sporty girl would wear.

  • And she’s really into themed parties.

  • Like neon pub crawls

  • The alternative Asian rocker chick

  • Pretty much wears what an alternative white girl rocker chick will wear

  • But a little toned down because she still

  • Has Asian parents

  • Number ten: The hipster Asian Girl

  • Hipster are pretty big category nowadays

  • But you know what I mean.

  • This girl is an artist, blogger, photographer

  • Hippie, doing social media for company

  • Or she just want freelancing in something

  • And she’s trying to figure it out

  • And her parents are worried.

  • Irony, Irony, Irony,”

  • “I love Irony.”

  • Theyre always friends with a lot of white people

  • And can be friends with a lot of Asians too

  • But they gotta hipsters as well

  • And they definitely like tall skinny guys,

  • With beard too like ark

  • Hipster Asian girls love oversized sweaters,

  • Beanies, tattoos, piercings,

  • Art accessories and beanies.

  • Did I mention beanies?

  • Oh, that one is going on the blog.”

  • Number eleven: The Fashionista Asian Girl

  • The Fashionista Asian girl is similar to the Hipster Asian Girl

  • But way more focus on the fashion industry

  • Hipsters love vintage thrift stores