in a day.

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The first thing I do when I wake up is check my phone,

check all my socials while I'm still in the bed.

And then I go to the shower, I take a shower.

I can't start my day without brushing my teeth.

That's a no-no.

So I brush all the germs away, put the mouthwash in,

spit the mouthwash out, then I proceed to look for food.

I don't have a refrigerator full of food.

Not that I can't afford it,

it's just I don't know how to grocery shop.

So I always eat out.

I go to an Uber Eats app and I look for me some breakfast.

Usually I'm with my girl, she's vegan,

so I gotta find vegan food.

So I just decided, you know,

most of my mornings I'ma just be vegan.

Let's just say that I, we get separate foods.

I like to get me eggs, sausage, little bit of fruit,

you know, bacon depending on how I'm feeling.

And then I might gimme some french toast or some pancakes.

I like my eggs scrambled.

I like the bacon to be crispy.

I like the sausage to be patties.

Don't do links.

We do patties. Okay?

Have the little brown on the edge,

a little lighter in the middle just so you get that

that initial crunch when you bite it.

But then you get to the soft spot and then it's like,

oh okay.

I like my French toast with a little bit of cinnamon on it.

Butter on top.

Still got the piece of butter that ain't already melted

but some of it's melting so it's kind of just like

trickling down at my (beep) you know what I'm saying?

And then you throw that syrup on top of it,

take that first bite.

Coffee, I'm a, I don't know what happened to me

over this past few years but like

I just recently turned 25, so I'm halfway to 50.

I feel very, very old

and I feel like as a grown man it's appropriate

to start going to get coffee.

I go gimme some Starbucks.

At Starbucks I like to order me a pumpkin cream, cold brew.

That's my go-to.

I like the cold brew.

If I'm really trying to be up, up,

I get me a nitro cold brew.

A nitro cold brew sometimes gives me a headache

if I drink it too fast or I drink it too much,

then I go get my girl a chai tea latte with oat milk.

Make sure it's oat milk 'cause she's vegan

and she don't drink nothing from cows.

Nothing from animals at all.

The snacks only come in really when I get high,

I get the munchies, and that's where I really mess up at

'cause I got a thing I don't know if you can see,

but like I got a little bit of adult acne

and it comes from me getting high, getting the munchies

and eating snacks and I eat sugars and then I get a pimple

and then I pop the pimple and then I got a mark on my face.

So it's like, you know, I gotta love and hate with snacks

but when I eat snacks I kind I,

I try to stay healthy with it, you know,

I go Nature Valley a granola bar, bananas.

Plums is my favorite.

It's a very slept on fruit.

A little bit of jerky, beef jerky or something like that.

Just to kind of keep the protein aspect of it.

Yeah, I, I, I eat lunch if I didn't eat breakfast.

I don't really know the difference between lunch and dinner

for real, for real.

Like I get it, but it's just like if I eat lunch

it'll probably be like Chick-fil-A sandwich.

Like my favorite thing from Chick-fil-A is the

spicy chicken deluxe, everything on it.

And then Polynesian sauce, no other sauce.

We don't do Chick-fil-A sauce, we don't do ranch,

we don't do ketchup, we don't do none of that.

We do Polynesian sauce.

Put it on a spicy chicken deluxe on the top

make sure you twirl it around

so it get all over the sandwich

and then you might throw a little waffle fry on the top

just to add that little extra crunch.

You take that first bite.

Got a favorite spot at dinner is Nobu,

it's a lot of vegan options on there's, pretty bougie,

very, very upscale.

So I take her to Nobu, we get like, you know she get her

like little edame, what you call edamame

or something like that,

the little peas inside the green stuff

you know all the healthy stuff.

And they got the the yellow tail jalapeno

but they make it with avocado,

so, she eat the avocado one.

I eat the one with the actual fish on it, you know,

gotta get creative when you dating a vegan.

Food that I'm always down for,

I like a good steak.

I like Wagyu steak, to be specific.

I like to have it already butterflied, already cut for me.

I'm a little amateur with it.

I eat it medium well.

I don't really like to do, I don't like to see the blood.

I like to see a little bit of pink

just to be a little bougie but I don't like to,

I be seeing people eat they stuff like medium rare

it's just brown on the outside and then inside

it's like a live animal.

I don't like to do that.

I can always go for some calamari.

It's like my, one of my favorite appetizers.

Calamari with like marinara sauce is just one

of those things that just, I just love it.

It's just, it's just good.

It's nice and squishy when you bite it.

It's a little bit of octopus, man.

If it's octopus watching this right now

I don't mean no disrespect but like y'all taste good bro.

Y'all fire.

I go to the dinner with the munchies,

you know it's nighttime, I like the vibe or whatever.

I'm catching my vibe. I catch the munchies.

I go eat me some nice little yellow tail

with the crispy tuna rice, sushi, shrimp tempura.

You know, I get all of that and then I'm like damn,

I still got room left.

So I tell the server come here real quick.

I'm like, you know what let me get one little nice

creamy clean scoop of chocolate ice cream.

Not the, not the regular Breyer's.

I'm talking about real bougie chocolate ice cream.

When you taste the rich chocolate is,

take that first bite, they got a little bit of

mint on the side.

The actual flower not just like mint in it.

They put the little flower right there

so you can actually take a little piece of the mint

put it on a little chocolate bite, scoop it up.

Good. I eat good man.

My favorite meal that my mom makes actually

is called chicken spaghetti.

So, it's basically a different variation

from regular spaghetti.

No marinara sauce at all.

It's cream of chicken with spaghetti noodles

with tomatoes mixed in.

I can't give you the exact recipe

because my mom will probably gimme a whooping.

Michigan is definitely not the best place for the food.

I'm from there.

I don't care if y'all get mad at me.

I really don't care.

I like Coney Islands in Michigan and get like hot dogs,

regular lunch food and stuff like that.

I went to New Orleans one time.

I only been there once.

And that was the best food I ever had in my life.

New Orleans, it feel like the lower you go in America

the better the food is.

New Orleans, I like the, the southern food.

I love Atlanta food as well.

For the most part you get good food from Atlanta,

but I feel like Louisiana could probably got the best food

ever on earth right now.

All right y'all it's ya' boy DDG man.

Shout out to Harper's Bizarre for having me.

And this is what I eat within a day.

You go check out my album

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Go listen to it right now.

Appreciate y'all for having me.