I'd say she's in swift need of a reboot.

Hiyah!

[crying]

What the-?

Puppies.

Oh, look at the little puppies.

Yeesh, calm down, Karen,

you don't want to blow out your motherboard.

Oh, I'm gonna name you Steven and Karen

and Clayton and Vincent and... cute overload.

Oh, sure you take a couple of hours

to reboot, Karen, it's fine.

I'll just manage all these puppies all on my own.

I can't believe you tried to fool me

for your own selfish needs.

My second honeymoon ruined! [crying]

Well, technically, it's your first.

Oh, would you can it already? I guess I have no choice

but to turn up the settings on my vacation app.

[stammering]

I don't think that's such a good-

[screaming]

[screaming]

Hmm. If I wasn't on parole-

Me customers.

Ah, this vacation is a total bust.

Thanks my sweet little gondolier.

This is gonna be the best... honeymoon ever.

Loading Krabby Patty formula.

Here it comes.

Oh, Plankton, you've made me so happy.

That's fantastic. Where's that formula?

I'm crying. What's going on?

Karen, what's wrong? Have you sprung a leak?

No, I'm just so happy.

I'm crying with tears of joy.

But you're shorting out!

I'm just- The Krabby... Patty.. formula... loading... complete.

[crying]

- Yes! - No!

No!

Yes! I'm saved! Your wife exploded!

Um, happy anniversary, you guys.

Go great catching up with you, Hannah.

Oh.

It's been too long.

[sneezing]

Oh, you poor thing. Sounds like you have a bug.

Better go home and reboot.

Remember only key words tonigh. You need to rest your processo.

Karen!

What do you want?

[sneezing]

[beeping]

Oh, no. You're nodes are swollen.

That old bucket of bolts gave you a computer virus.

Oh, nonsense, I'm the fastest computer alive.

[stammering]

Uh-oh. [giggling]

My ones and zeroes look like 10, 10, 10, 10.

Someone's gonna have to get inside you

and kill that virus.

This isn't a pile of trash. It's a free computer system.

Free? Now, what kind of barnacle would throw out

a perfectly good computer?

Judging from our location, I'd say Plankton.

[chuckles] Always has been a knucklehead.

Could this be one of Plankton's elaborate ruses?

Perhaps, but who can pass up a free computer?

Let's plug her in, see what she can do.

She's loading up.

Now let's see how this dial up thingy works here.

This thing does text mails, right?

Yeah, I think so.

Ooh, that sounds promising.

[crying]

[screaming]

Are computer's supposed to emote?

[crying]

No need to cry, little lady.

Don't tell me not to cry. [crying]

She's malfunctioning.

Must be the dial up thingy.

You're right.

Must be interfering with her circuitry.

[crying]

Oh, it's not the dial up thing.

It's Plankton.

He dumped me for a newer piece of hardware.

[crying]

Help me out here, buddy.

Hey, there. Dry those computer tears.

I'm sure you two will get back together.

Plankton just needs some time to realize

how much he needs you.

I mean, you guys were made for each other.

Well, you were made more for him and more specifically by him.

And now he's built someone with more modern features

who's better in every way. That's no-

What was my point again?

[crying] You men are all alike.

Wait. Where you going?

Smooth, SpongeBob, real smooth.

Just look for any destruction and follow it to the virus...

sweetheart.

Got it, honey.

Whoa! [groaning]

[grunting]

I want a Krabby Patty.

Baby!

SpongeBob, hurry up and kill that virus

before it completely destroys Karen!

[grunting]

[laughing]

[glass shattering]

Knock knock! Whoo!

Huh? Great Neptune's nostrils!

[screaming]

Hmm?

The virus.

Plankton, it looks like the virus is heading

to Karen memory banks.

Listen, if it gets to her memory,

it'll fry her hard drive completely.

I need you to destroy that virus right now.

Plankton, I need you to control your wife,

eh, computer or whatever.

Mind your own business, Eugene.

This is my business.

Hello there, baby.

Where have you been all my life?

[shrieking]

Please, don't break up our happy home.

I forgive you, baby.

Wow. I can never unsee that.

I can't take it!

What is it, Plankton?

Hold that thought, baby. I forgot something down here.

I'll be right back.

Can't believe this is really happening.

The Krabby Patty secret formula's finally mine.

Huh?

This some kind of horrible nightmare?

Wha-? A projector?

You tricked me with a simulation?!

It was a test, Plankton, and you failed.

You fail every time when it comes to our romance.

Right, so I goof up one time and now I'm the bad guy.

One time? Failed one time?!

How about four million, seven hundred thousand and-

[stammering]

[growling]

Karen!

Consume me.

No!

Ow!

Plankton?

Ow.

[gasping]

Stop, he's hurt.

You're throwing in the towel?

You heartless home page wrecking hussy.

[cheering]

No one runs down my man.

Plankie, say something.

Take me home, baby.

Even though you're a tidy green loser,

I could never stay... mad... at... you.

[screaming]

Sweetie, maybe we should slow down and pull over.

Honey. Precious.

No, way, Plankie.

It's me and you, amigo. Whoo hoo!

[screaming]

Oh, hotdog. Let's go dancing. Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo! Yeah! Whoo hoo!

How are all these people able to dance here

in the middle of the day?

Don't they have jobs?

Whoo! Ha ha!

Ouch!

SpongeBob. Come in, SpongeBob.

If you're gonna do anything, do it now!

Karen's about to melt down!

Oh, such a cute one-eyed baby.

SpongeBob!

Stop munching on those memories, you monster!

[roaring]

Hiyah!

Barbecue.

Meow. [yowling]

Plankton, I'm at the edge of Karen's memory.

She has to create more memories. I need space to run.

Is my running after her enough of a memory?

Oh, I'm afraid not.

I always wind up with one extra piece.

Oh, you must be hungry.

That's why you're eating through Karen.

I'm always hungry.

You poor ugly disgusting little virus.

I know what you need.

[groaning]

SpongeBob, I've decided to pull you out.

We're abandoning Operation Save Karen.

I got the virus. Look.

Hi there.

Here you go, little fella.

It'll take the virus 300 years to chew its way

through this sandwich.

Whoo hoo!

Ah. Huh?

Baby, you're all right.

Nope, I'm still delirious.

But I like it. [laughing]