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  • Since my ex-wife Auntie Helen left

  • Uncle Roger always trying to find love

  • Don't get me wrong, rice cooker is good

  • But Uncle Roger need something less intimate

  • Today we gonna watch this show Love Island

  • And see if Uncle Roger can pick up tip for dating

  • One of you must suck the toes of the other for 30 seconds

  • Haiya

  • No no no no toe sucking on TV

  • Please don't do it, please

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  • Uncle Roger very bad at taking photos

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  • Portrait photography

  • Shoot an epic instagram-worthy shot with Jessica kobeissi

  • So many of my friend has expensive camera

  • But their photo still look like shit, haiya

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  • Fuiyoh, that look so cool!

  • See, she can even make white wall interesting

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  • The sun is shining

  • This island look so nice

  • the villa's had a complete makeover

  • This villa looks nice also

  • The kitchen's still there

  • This kitchen looks so useless

  • See? Induction stove. Cooking on here so not satisfying

  • Use you some real fire!

  • How can you impress women If you don't use real fire

  • All the people will spend whole summer here

  • And the winning couple take-home 50,000 pounds

  • fuiyoh So much money

  • This is about time we say hello to the class of 2021

  • Hands up who wants to be on the telly!

  • What

  • What they wearing

  • Why you just

  • Why you just wear that, stop

  • Stop, you wear too little

  • Stop go back to Jeep and take a T-shirt

  • Haiya you showing too much

  • You're trying to find boyfriend

  • Not customer

  • This video just starting and it's so dirty already

  • 3,2

  • Come on this can't be that difficult

  • We need a man!

  • You don't need man, you need common sense

  • Champagne bottle also cannot open

  • These people must not have anything worth celebrating in their life before

  • I'm Liberty, I'm 21 I'm a waitress and a marketing student from Birmingham

  • I could never be vegetarian, I love meat

  • A nice big sausage

  • Oh, Uncle Roger like nice big sausage also

  • I see this niece Liberty has good taste

  • She like Lap Cheong

  • Been too many cantonese restaurant before

  • Okay, not bad

  • Not many people know this

  • but I got nine As and an A* at school.

  • Haiya nine As and an A*

  • Why not all A Star? In Asian family, you a failure

  • I'm Kaz, I'm 26, I'm a fashion blogger from Essex

  • I love sex!

  • What she say

  • What she say

  • I love sex!

  • No no no

  • Don't say that kind of thing on TV, haiya

  • This show so dirty

  • When I see guys that I really like, I just kinda give them the eyes

  • The I? What the I stand for

  • Infection

  • What's she doing

  • Haiya, wear your seatbelt

  • You gonna get stopped by police

  • If you ride like this

  • This girl don't know how car work

  • What what

  • What she wearing, what is this?

  • Did a dog chew up half of your swimsuit? Haiya

  • This kind of thing making all my nephew third leg standing up

  • Sorry children

  • I'm Devon. Where are you girls from?

  • I'm from Oxford

  • Oh are you? I'm like right down the other end

  • It's good

  • Yeah.It's by a beach, so you know...

  • No fit men, though. Shame.

  • I'm Faye, I'm 25 years old

  • This woman

  • Why her lip look like this?

  • Look like two strips of bacon

  • Earlier, niece Liberty say

  • I love meat, A nice big sausage

  • Niece Liberty, don't need to get sausage from store

  • Just eat niece faye's lip

  • Yes, I'm a good girlfriend.

  • I'm buying you presents, I'm cooking you dinner

  • Actually, no, I don't do that

  • I don't actually know what I do, I don't know what I bring to the table!

  • I'm great in bed!

  • Being great in bed is not bad

  • But what about the other 23 hours and 58 minutes of the day?

  • You need to be about 6ft or over

  • Bring me a bit of comedy and someone that can control this

  • Control what?

  • Those boobs look so fake they not going anywhere

  • Can't believe I'm here, This is crazy!

  • Hey, I'm Kaz

  • I'm Shannon

  • Nice to meet you, babe

  • Lovely to meet you

  • Sharon, nice to meet you.

  • I'm Shannon

  • Oh, God, you're Sharon?

  • I'm Shannon, Sharon.

  • They both common names, no need to act so surprised

  • I wanna know, so what's your type?

  • I like quite an old soul

  • Old soul? okay Uncle Roger stand a chance with this woman

  • Uncle Roger soul so old

  • The only social media I'm on is ouija board

  • Niece Shannon, hit me up

  • I'll tell you what more

  • Whitmore

  • I like her, she dress the most classy

  • Welcome to love island

  • Ah, she the host

  • Excited?

  • Oh yeah

  • She my favorite celebrity so far

  • You all look absolutely incredible

  • But how are you feeling

  • Look at this, look at this!

  • Niece Faye boob looks so fake she make the grass look real

  • I think now they gonna introduce the men

  • Bring on the men!

  • I'm Jake, I'm 24 years old

  • I'm a water engineer

  • What is water engineer?

  • Water don't need engineering

  • Water you just drink

  • I think he just means he is a plumber

  • I love my job

  • Nowadays, you don't see a hairy chest

  • His shirt too tight, haiya, don't wear shirt from primary school

  • If you can't afford new shirt, how can you afford a woman

  • I've been single for about 15 months

  • His jeans so tight also

  • It look like leggings

  • Don't shrink wrap your balls haiya

  • Ball Is like wine

  • They need to breath

  • My type, all I ask for is

  • blonde, blue eyes, little feet

  • I like sucking toes

  • He what?

  • I like sucking toes!

  • Don't say that to people in public

  • Now the whole world know you like to suck toe

  • This is what happened when your culture don't have bubble tea

  • Then you need to find something else to suck on

  • If you want unchewable disgusting thing in your mouth

  • why not try Jamie Oliver boiled pork belly

  • I just want to find a nice little blonde, petite

  • Don't wink, and what with the tongue

  • Haiya so gross

  • Now every guy gonna chose to pair up with a woman