Uncle Roger always trying to find love

Don't get me wrong, rice cooker is good

But Uncle Roger need something less intimate

Today we gonna watch this show Love Island

And see if Uncle Roger can pick up tip for dating

One of you must suck the toes of the other for 30 seconds

Haiya

No no no no toe sucking on TV

Please don't do it, please

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The sun is shining

This island look so nice

the villa's had a complete makeover

This villa looks nice also

The kitchen's still there

This kitchen looks so useless

See? Induction stove. Cooking on here so not satisfying

Use you some real fire!

How can you impress women If you don't use real fire

All the people will spend whole summer here

And the winning couple take-home 50,000 pounds

fuiyoh So much money

This is about time we say hello to the class of 2021

Hands up who wants to be on the telly!

What

What they wearing

Why you just

Why you just wear that, stop

Stop, you wear too little

Stop go back to Jeep and take a T-shirt

Haiya you showing too much

You're trying to find boyfriend

Not customer

This video just starting and it's so dirty already

3,2

Come on this can't be that difficult

We need a man!

You don't need man, you need common sense

Champagne bottle also cannot open

These people must not have anything worth celebrating in their life before

I'm Liberty, I'm 21 I'm a waitress and a marketing student from Birmingham

I could never be vegetarian, I love meat

A nice big sausage

Oh, Uncle Roger like nice big sausage also

I see this niece Liberty has good taste

She like Lap Cheong

Been too many cantonese restaurant before

Okay, not bad

Not many people know this

but I got nine As and an A* at school.

Haiya nine As and an A*

Why not all A Star? In Asian family, you a failure

I'm Kaz, I'm 26, I'm a fashion blogger from Essex

I love sex!

What she say

What she say

I love sex!

No no no

Don't say that kind of thing on TV, haiya

This show so dirty

When I see guys that I really like, I just kinda give them the eyes

The I? What the I stand for

Infection

What's she doing

Haiya, wear your seatbelt

You gonna get stopped by police

If you ride like this

This girl don't know how car work

What what

What she wearing, what is this?

Did a dog chew up half of your swimsuit? Haiya

This kind of thing making all my nephew third leg standing up

Sorry children

I'm Devon. Where are you girls from?

I'm from Oxford

Oh are you? I'm like right down the other end

It's good

Yeah.It's by a beach, so you know...

No fit men, though. Shame.

I'm Faye, I'm 25 years old

This woman

Why her lip look like this?

Look like two strips of bacon

Earlier, niece Liberty say

I love meat, A nice big sausage

Niece Liberty, don't need to get sausage from store

Just eat niece faye's lip

Yes, I'm a good girlfriend.

I'm buying you presents, I'm cooking you dinner

Actually, no, I don't do that

I don't actually know what I do, I don't know what I bring to the table!

I'm great in bed!

Being great in bed is not bad

But what about the other 23 hours and 58 minutes of the day?

You need to be about 6ft or over

Bring me a bit of comedy and someone that can control this

Control what?

Those boobs look so fake they not going anywhere

Can't believe I'm here, This is crazy!

Hey, I'm Kaz

I'm Shannon

Nice to meet you, babe

Lovely to meet you

Sharon, nice to meet you.

I'm Shannon

Oh, God, you're Sharon?

I'm Shannon, Sharon.

They both common names, no need to act so surprised

I wanna know, so what's your type?

I like quite an old soul

Old soul? okay Uncle Roger stand a chance with this woman

Uncle Roger soul so old

The only social media I'm on is ouija board

Niece Shannon, hit me up

I'll tell you what more

Whitmore

I like her, she dress the most classy

Welcome to love island

Ah, she the host

Excited?

Oh yeah

She my favorite celebrity so far

You all look absolutely incredible

But how are you feeling

Look at this, look at this!

Niece Faye boob looks so fake she make the grass look real

I think now they gonna introduce the men

Bring on the men!

I'm Jake, I'm 24 years old

I'm a water engineer

What is water engineer?

Water don't need engineering

Water you just drink

I think he just means he is a plumber

I love my job

Nowadays, you don't see a hairy chest

His shirt too tight, haiya, don't wear shirt from primary school

If you can't afford new shirt, how can you afford a woman

I've been single for about 15 months

His jeans so tight also

It look like leggings

Don't shrink wrap your balls haiya

Ball Is like wine

They need to breath

My type, all I ask for is

blonde, blue eyes, little feet

I like sucking toes

He what?

I like sucking toes!

Don't say that to people in public

Now the whole world know you like to suck toe

This is what happened when your culture don't have bubble tea

Then you need to find something else to suck on

If you want unchewable disgusting thing in your mouth

why not try Jamie Oliver boiled pork belly

I just want to find a nice little blonde, petite

Don't wink, and what with the tongue

Haiya so gross

Now every guy gonna chose to pair up with a woman