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  • [door opening]

  • Now eight o'clock. So long, suckers.

  • I've got a hot date with a little lady

  • and her name is Clarinet.

  • [knocking]

  • - What? - Are you open?

  • Read the sign.

  • I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.

  • No, you won't. I can't hang out here all night.

  • I've got a life.

  • Well, fine. If you don't want my money.

  • Money?

  • You mean if we stayed open later, you'd give us your money?

  • Sure.

  • Mr. Squidward, welcome to the night shift.

  • Hey, Squidward. Guess what?

  • I'm chopping lettuce... at night.

  • Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom...at night.

  • Ow! I burned my hand!... at night.

  • ♪ Taking out the trash Taking out the trash ♪

  • Mm, dumpster writing. The voice of the people.

  • Here's one somebody didn't finish.

  • Squidward smells. Good.

  • [laughing]

  • I didn't know the buses ran this late.

  • They don't.

  • Well, they're dropping someone off.

  • [screaming]

  • Get away! Get away! Get outta here!

  • You're not welcome here!

  • Can I have a job application? I brought my own spatula.

  • [gasping] Holy shrimp!

  • I don't know where to start.

  • Squidward, you can eat all those patties at one time!

  • Squidward!

  • What's going to happen, am I going to blow up?

  • No worse! It'll go right to your thighs!

  • My thighs?

  • And then you'll blow up!

  • Good night.

  • I love it here, Mr. Krabs.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • If you love it here so much, why don't you just live here?

  • [laughing]

  • [grunting]

  • Overlord to Flunky. Come in, Flunky.

  • Flunky, here. I read you, Overlord. Over

  • [grunting]

  • [screaming] Oops.

  • [groaning]

  • Ooh.

  • [clearing throat]

  • I forgot I had a spare key.

  • [groaning]

  • Come on. [gasping]

  • Somebody's coming. Hide.

  • That perforated peabrain should be home in bed.

  • Let's get out of here.

  • Wait. I think SpongeBob's sleep cooking.

  • [snoring]

  • SpongeBoob is even more oblivious than usual.

  • [laughing]

  • [snoring]

  • Order up.

  • [grunting]

  • [yawning] Where am I?

  • [gasping]

  • [laughing]

  • Plankton.

  • Plankton and a giant goon are trying to steal

  • the secret formula.

  • Me formuler? I'll be right there, boyo!

  • You'll have to get past me first, Plankton.

  • Krabs!

  • And you'll have to get past me, too.

  • [grunting] Ow.

  • Tell your giant goon to hand over

  • me formuler, Plankton.

  • Daddy, I'm a flunky, not a goon.

  • Stay out of this, Pearl. Pearl?!

  • What are you doing with me bitter enemy?!

  • Working for Plankton is my summer job.

  • I was just doing what you said. Remember?

  • A good employee follows their boss' orders.

  • Yeah, but- but- but not when your boss is-

  • Oh, me and my big mouth.

  • Sorry, Mr. Plankton.

  • As consort to the spirit world, I now commence this seance.

  • I shall invoke the specter of Rusty Rickets.

  • [gasping] Rusty's Ribeye.

  • Well, where's Rusty?

  • [babbling]

  • Rusty Rickets.

  • A big ghost?!

  • I thought we were- we were conjuring a rib roast!

  • I'm outta here!

  • I'll get help buddy!

  • Just get me away from this freak!

  • Whoa!

  • [babbling]

  • - Spackle. - [babbling]

  • Shellac.

  • [babbling]

  • Oh, you want me to try it?

  • [babbling]

  • Oh, okay.

  • Ugh! Um... I'm sure it's an acquired taste.

  • [yawning]

  • Too bad the Krusty Krab doesn't stay open this late.

  • Of course it does. See.

  • Huh? Mr. Krabs never mentioned we had a night shift.

  • Patrick.

  • Hi, guys.

  • You sure are popular.

  • I come here every night.

  • [screaming]

  • Come over here, SpongeBob, I want you to meet someone.

  • SpongeBob, this is Squidabeth.

  • Good to meet ya, Mr. Bob.

  • One Krabby Patty, please.

  • A Krabby what? We ain't got none of those, hon.

  • You don't serve... Krabby Patties?

  • But we've got lots of tasty vittles.

  • Howling rings, sucker shakes, boo-gers, crawly fries?

  • Give us the works!

  • One great Pacific garbage patch!

  • Order up!

  • Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

  • You gotta try a sucker shake.

  • Give the chef my compliments.

  • Why, tell him yourself, sweetie. You got a visitor!

  • Come on back!

  • Hey there, night feeders. Name's Barry Blobfish.

  • Good to know ya.

  • Good to meet you, Barry. I'm SpongeBob.

  • [laughing]

  • Nosferatu?

  • [sniffing]

  • Hey get your grill in gear! The crowd's getting restless!

  • Uh, yes, ma'am!

  • Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. They are gonna love this.

  • [groaning]

  • Here, try a sample from the daytime menu.

  • Whoa!

  • [groaning]

  • What the devilfish did you make?

  • Well, Krabby Patties, of course.

  • [gagging] You tryin' to poison us?!

  • Quit fooling around and cook up something edible!

  • That's impossible.

  • Everyone loves Krabby Patties.

  • What kind of a weird upside-down place is this?

  • And no more of that daytime slop!

  • Krabby Patties aren't slop.

  • Got to be something they like in here.

  • No. No.

  • No. No. No.

  • [sniffing] Huh? Oh, no!

  • [screaming]

  • Oh, now, lookie here. Night patties!

  • Now you're getting the swing of it.

  • N-N-Night patties?

  • Order up, people!

  • All right, Night Patties.

  • Tasty.

  • Smooth.

  • [moaning]

  • [moaning]

  • Smoky.

  • Hooray! Yeah! Hip, hip, hooray!

  • I'm back!

  • Barry!

  • Thanks for helping out, SpongeBob.

  • Oh, it was nothing.

  • Oh, I'm gonna miss you guys.

  • [laughing]

  • Come and visit us again soon, honey.

  • We're here every night.

  • Huh, huh, huh?

  • What are you doing here so early, boy-o?