I just assumed you were my Uber.

I don't know what that is on account of being joe Uber.

It's like a cab except it feels like a game cause it's from your phone.

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And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 times.

Family Guy said what?

We were all thinking, jump the hell up here, you dope.

I demand that you jump up here and be a companion, be a companion for this list.

To be looking at the most relatable moments from the animated show and the incidents that made us go, Yeah, that's exactly what I was gonna say.

If the griffin family were in a hunger Games situation, who would be the last one standing?

Let us know below a number 10 pizza salad at some point or another we've all ordered to take out that comes with a salad.

Okay, four pizzas and a salad salad.

How do you make a salad first?

You throw in the whole head of lettuce.

Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad and other times it's just fine.

But whenever you order one from a pizza place, you're probably in for a dreadful time in this episode, Family guy captures the regular misery of the situation.

What about this tomato?

Cut it into thirds, it should be big enough to pretend you've got red teeth in a cut away the show parodies a pizza place making the horrific salad, a whole head of lettuce, A carrot cut length ways, whole black olives, tomatoes cut into thirds and hot peppers are lobbed on to make up the smorgasbord of vegetable badness.

Finally, it's completed by being placed under hot items to give people what they need.

Warm moist salad yum.

Hello, every pizza place number nine.

A kid and a dog.

Dogs sometimes eat feces.

It's not a judgment, it's just a fact brian and Stewie are one of the greatest double acts, an animated tv history the to bounce off each other really well you wasted the one phone call we had to return a sweater, a $3000 sweater which I am now stuck with.

Oh, this day and in this episode it was really high highlighted as the to speak about life.

Their friendship and loss.

Stewie and brian are locked into a bank vault and attempt to survive the experience.

After jokes such as Stewie needing changing in the grossest way possible.

Things became more poignant.

Stewie asks brian about the fire army keeps in his security box and the dog tells them the reason that gets incredibly real yesterday when you said I don't live with purpose.

You were right, I don't, what purpose does my life have?

The episode does a great job of showcasing the relationship between a child and his dog.

But it also tackles difficult subjects that sometimes need to be discussed.

Number eight.

Hotel buffets, you know, there is a best western in co hog.

Yeah, but don't we need a room key to get breakfast, you mean like this one.

If you've ever had the experience of a hotel breakfast buffet, you know, it's often pretty, pretty underwhelming.

Well, family guy spent a whole episode mocking the practice when peter and chris become obsessed with the buffets and heist themselves into them as the father and son traveled to various hotels, the episode mocks the complimentary offerings for their game that many of us have experienced, such as yogurt, you didn't know came in such a small size and orange juice that doesn't taste like good old O.

J.

Now grab a yogurt that's way smaller than you knew they made yogurts and you grab an orange juice that doesn't taste like orange juice, but like someone described the taste of orange juice to an alien.

Speaking of food in the episode, hot pocket dial, the show targets the bread and butter offered by many restaurants.

The decorative butter is often way too cold and does nothing but ruin the spreading dad.

Can you pass the bread?

Sure, but don't forget the butter that looks like decorative bathroom soaps and is impossible to smear Number seven pet problems.

Alright, now I'm gonna scratch your forehead for a while, so don't seem like you like it at first and suddenly bite my hand for no, if you've ever had a pet, sometimes it can be tricky to love them.

You try your best to get the animal to hang out with you, but since they're their own being, they might not want that.

And even if you get a slight chance to bond with the critter, they can strike at any time in this episode.

Lois does her best to get brian to join her on the couch.

Come on up, come on!

Right here, come on.

There's a spot right here.

Come on up.

Be a friend.

When he's eventually dragged up, she pets him only for the dog to bite her.

Lois, now annoyed states, she'll buy him a $70 toy she knows brian will hate.

We've all been there attempting to bribe love from your pet to only be met with indifference.

Number six numbers.

Numbers, numbers.

Giving someone a phone number or spelling a name on the phone is clearly one of the nine circles of torment in um modern retelling of Dante's Inferno.

It feels like a never ending nightmare that does nothing but make everyone involved feel really annoyed.

In this episode, Peter has a cutaway with everyone's favorite housekeeper Consuelo.

He tries to give her his cell phone number only for it to be an incredibly confusing affair.

4014 0011401.

Yes, Consuela struggles with the numbers while Peter is frustrated.

It's taking so long.

Oh my God.

Okay, how many one?

I'm not giving you quantity of the numbers.

I'm giving you the numbers.

1125.

Those are the last four numbers.

Obviously there's an added language barrier there.

But the conversation is filled with universal misunderstandings that really resonate.

Yes.

1125.

Alright now read the number back to me.

Let me get my pen number five.

Pet grief kids looking after animals is one of the most adorable things in life.

Stewie.

This squirrel needs help.

I wonder if maybe I could take care of it.

I don't know if you should do it on your own.

Could be a lot of work.

It's also a bit of a rite of passage for the young guns as they try to show their grown up and responsible.

In this episode, chris and Stewie find an injured orphaned baby squirrel from a fallen tree and go on a quest to rehabilitate it.

Besides the jokes comparing them to new parents, it also shows the bond between the brothers in caring for the nut loving creature.

What are you doing?

Don't film me film the baby but you're both so cute this role, it it suits you.

It's like you've been waiting you your whole life to be this person.

Just you're going to make me cry.

But eventually after helping the squirrel recover it all goes horribly wrong.

The to watch on as brian savagely attacks the squirrel.

Now the brothers get another a more unfortunate rite of passage.

The grief of losing a pet.

It was a true pleasure parenting our squirrel with you chris.

Likewise dewey and although his life was brief and always have very fond memories of him number for Uber issues.

Uber is a bit of a controversial company.

Well it's convenient and easy to use with a simple phone app.

The firm has been known to be a bit dodgy when it comes to its hiring practices and the allegations of some of its staff.

Well in this episode Peter decides to sign up to be an Uber driver and the process is incredibly satirical but also makes you wonder, is that what it's really like?

I need to fill out a form.

Oh right yeah of course.

Name Peter Griffin Criminal history.

This section is optional.

I will skip this straight away.

Is given the job after walking into the room now get out there and try to kiss as many ladies as you can.

The record is 60 in a month.

You sir are officially an Uber driver after some more tongue in cheek jokes at the company's hiring policy.

Peter is officially signed on as he meets the basic criteria of having a car a phone and a face.

Okay, would you like the A C.

On or the windows down.

How about both?

Pretty great.

Right.

It is.

It really is number three needing meaning Do you feel like no one cares about you meg?

Your mother made soup for you.

Here you go honey ready to get philosophical.

Well in this episode.

Family guy perfectly captures an existential problem after being stuck in bed by her family not bothering to get her a mumps shot.

Meg watches christian tv and becomes a devout evangelical.

At one point she takes an unsuspecting brian to a book burning event considering he thinks of himself as a literature lover brian can't let meg continue down this path.

I thought you'd seen the light brian to be honest, I lied for booze but meg, you're a smart girl, you ought to be able to see that what's going on here is wrong.

He uses her dreadful life situation to reason with her.

Would he give you a smoking hot mom like lois?

And then have you grow up looking like peter and what kind of God would put you in a house where no one respects or cares about you?

Not even enough to get you a damn mumps shot and it works as meg stops her book destroying ways.

However, the loss of community also leaves meg feeling lost about the meat of life.

Many of us have also experienced at some point and I bet you that the real answer to the nature of our existence is going to be more unimaginably amazing than we can possibly conceive.

Number two streaming sadness is netflix streaming the right choice for you.

Well if you like movies in HD then frozen pixels then HD again, the answer is yes netflix is an easy comedy target after all, they regularly cancer shows.

After barely one season as such, it becomes a victim of family guy in the opening of this episode we see the griffins watching an advertisement for the streaming service, it begins by mocking the quality issues with HD streaming.

It continues by saying if you enjoyed the golden year of movies 2003 then netflix is the service for you, which is quite rude to classic cinema like holes and agent Cody banks.

I work for the CIA.

Yeah, right.

No, really, I'm serious.

The joke advert finishes by claiming the audience will wait for a film to buffer for 20 minutes before switching to one starring Jason Statham for 35.

We feel very seen netflix streaming buffer for 20 minutes, then watch 35 minutes of a movie with Jason Statham.

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Number one megs, explosion.

Yeah, shut up meg.

No, you shut up chris for years we've watched meg be mistreated, humiliated and made the butt of many jokes from her family.

Granted.

Sometimes it's been hilarious.

Other times it's uncomfortable and only produces nervous laughter from us in this iconic episode meg verbally lays waste to the griffins by taking them apart one by one by showcasing their my point is that with all that irresponsible, reckless, idiotic behavior in your past that somehow somehow you have the nerve, the arrogance to consistently and ruthlessly point out my shortcomings while we cheer at the acknowledgement, it doesn't last.

The family soon descends into chaos as they attack each other brian listens as Meg decides to take one for the team, maybe if I feel bad, they don't have to wow, you know, that's incredibly noble and mature meg.

You know, I think you might be the strongest person in this house.

She goes back to being the punching bag to keep everyone happy.

Like a kind of punchline lightning rod if only meg had rested on her laurels.

Oh, so this was all about you, It wasn't about us.

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