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  • howdy howdy fruit lovers.

  • Today's episode of Ask Orange is a force to be reckoned with.

  • We spared no expense.

  • Today folks, we actually rented out the entire Death star.

  • Now let's get to the questions.

  • You should start the video blowing up the Death Star space station from Star Wars.

  • Hey Orange howdy howdy, howdy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey sledgehammer, huh?

  • Hey, hey Orange, do you want a pizza joke?

  • You kidding?

  • I don't want pizza jokes.

  • I need pizza jokes, nah, it's too cheesy.

  • It's like, I always say a cheesy joke is a Gouda joke.

  • Hey pear, I gave you a pillow to relax on.

  • Well, that's so nice.

  • Thank you so much psych.

  • It's a surprise.

  • Airbag.

  • Orange has a deeper voice now.

  • Oh yeah, Hey Orange, you're handsome.

  • What do, what will you do for the Ask Orange 100 special?

  • It's a secret.

  • But what I can tell you is that we're working on some extremely explosive ideas.

  • Hey Orange, did you say you wanted 99 tons of TNT for the I said 100 tons of TNT.

  • It's 100 of everything.

  • Okay, It's not that hard.

  • And back there.

  • This interview is over for everyone in the kitchen.

  • We have fingertips, but not toe tips, but we can tip toe, but not tip finger through.

  • But you guys wouldn't know because you don't have fingers or toes, wow, Okay, rude.

  • Okay, could have done without that and surprise airbag.

  • Hey grapefruit.

  • Here's a special container of protein that will give you mega muscle.

  • I don't know, I am very particular about what I put into my body, but I am really hungry And the guy on the packaging does have a ridiculous number of abs and the product has been endorsed by an unlicensed physician who appears to have misspelled the word protein.

  • Just kidding.

  • It's a container of live worms.

  • Oh man.

  • If I wasn't so hungry, I would be so mad right now.

  • You know, not bad.

  • What do you do with all the dead fruits and vegetables after they die?

  • Great question.

  • This kitchen sees more than its fair share of funerals and there are a whole bunch of ways we go about it.

  • Some foods choose cremation.

  • Hey Cathy was other foods choose burial until we meet again.

  • Old friend.

  • Hey Dave was, but my personal favorite is when foods choose to have a wake.

  • Oh man.

  • Thanks buddy.

  • What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

  • I don't know what history, That's hysterical throw shade at pair.

  • All right.

  • Hey, wow, throwing lampshade was a bright idea.

  • It's not throwing lampshade dude, it's just throwing shade.

  • Oh, I understand now.

  • Oh, how the heck did you even?

  • Whatever dude, throwing shade doesn't involve actually throwing anything.

  • It doesn't, no, it just means to criticize or insult someone.

  • Oh, I get it now you bookworm.

  • Oh well that hurt worst of all.

  • Every time someone likes the video, grapefruit gets weaker.

  • Hey, I think that container worms actually did the trick.

  • My stomach was incredible and it, uh, orange.

  • Are there more doors or wheels in the world?

  • Definitely doors?

  • You know, people have been debating this across the entire Internet, right?

  • What makes you so sure there are more doors in the world right now?

  • Hmm.

  • Well, I guess I'm not sure that there are more doors in the world right now.

  • It's definitely gonna be more doors in the world in about two seconds.

  • Yeah.

howdy howdy fruit lovers.

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