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  • [grumbling]

  • The bubbles are making me bigger.

  • More bubbles!

  • What the-?

  • Thank you, Squidward.

  • I'm big enough to flip patties again.

  • Yo, ho ho!

  • Oh!

  • [screaming]

  • [groaning]

  • Mr. Squidward! Call the fire department!

  • No need to call 'em, Mr. Krabs.

  • [grunting]

  • We'll be there in five minutes depending on traffic.

  • [laughing]

  • Turn left at the light!

  • The poisonous and highly intelligent octopus

  • can also cut through hard bedrock with its beak.

  • You don't see that every day!

  • Squidward, no!

  • [screaming]

  • It was you trying to eat my sea chimps

  • the whole time.

  • [scoffs]

  • I can't believe you'd accuse me

  • of- of- of such a delicious thing.

  • [belching]

  • [chattering]

  • I hear 'em in there.

  • [chattering]

  • [sea chimp king] Hey, King,

  • what's this dialy-doodle-mojig on your belt do?

  • [Plankton] No, don't touch that!

  • Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

  • [groaning]

  • I take it back. They weren't that delicious.

  • You know there is a way out of paying the fine.

  • I'll do it. What is it?

  • You can eat up all the chum.

  • [coughing]

  • Isn't there anyone that knows the true meaning

  • of Chum Day?

  • [groaning]

  • [groaning]

  • We ain't got time for that. Hi-yah!

  • [meowing]

  • Gary? Where are ya, little guy?

  • [meowing]

  • Gary! Gary!

  • [meowing]

  • Gary, what happened to you?

  • [groaning]

  • Hey, everybody! The light is bad!

  • Stay away from the light!

  • License and registration, please.

  • Hold your breath, critters!

  • Uh-oh! A whale!

  • [squawking] Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

  • [screaming]

  • [squawking]

  • Eat the chum!

  • Right.

  • [groaning]

  • [belching]

  • Mr. Krabs, you did it. You saved the secret formula.

  • [groaning] And I think I killed me taste for chum too.

  • See?

  • I'll never touch another bite of the stuff

  • as long as I live.

  • [groaning]

  • Hey, where'd Plankton go?

  • Hold still.

  • This isn't the first time this has happened.

  • [grunting]

  • Hmm. Could take him a while to get out.

  • [coughing]

  • [meowing]

  • Now let's get the rest of you cleaned up.

  • Aw, cute.

  • [sneezing] [screaming]

  • [cheering]

  • I'll think I'll just even him out.

  • First, a bigger head.

  • Now his body is too small.

  • Right, too small.

  • Arms are too short.

  • Legs are too short.

  • Other arm. Feet too small.

  • Teeth.

  • Belly button.

  • Perfect.

  • I look horrible!

  • Ew!

  • [coughing]

  • Uh. He inked.

  • Well, pardon my anatomy.

  • What's happening?!

  • Alright!

  • What did you do to me?

  • I know. I know. Uh, made you a monster. Ha.

  • And a giant.

  • A giant monster!

  • Well, it's still Best Friends Day.

  • What would you like your gummy, best-

  • - Yes. - It's yours, buddy.

  • But first you gotta get us out of this.

  • Ha ha. That's easy.

  • [sighing] Told you it was easy.

  • See, Mr. Krabs, she wished for that boat.

  • You mean she stole that boat.

  • Morning, SpongeBob, Krabs. Beautiful day.

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • Is that proof enough for you?

  • That shell of yours looks a little cramped.

  • [meowing]

  • There. Now you've got plenty of space.

  • [meowing]

  • Aha! They went this way.

  • [meowing]

  • Tell me about it.

  • [groaning]

  • [meowing]

  • [groaning]

  • Pearl, what in the name of Neptune's Aunt Nancy is

  • with all this ruckus?

  • Ow!

  • What's happening to me?!

  • Pearl, this is terrible.

  • I paid 30 bucks for that bed!

  • Reboot complete.

  • Oh! Oh! Aha! More puppies?! For Me?

  • Oh, Sheldon, I couldn't be happier.

  • [laughing]

  • Wait, puppy. Whoa, puppy.

  • Huge overload.

  • [groaning]

  • Out of my way, your boobs!

  • Plankton, you're going the wrong way!

  • Turn back or be crushed by a giant monster!

  • I can't hear you! I need to see this!

  • Ooh! Holy mother

  • of all creatures, great and small.

  • It's the largest Krabby Patty the world world has ever seen!

  • It's- It's Gorgeous!

  • Oh, great patty take me! Take me home, daddy!

  • [screaming]

  • [gasping]

  • Do you wanna taste?

  • [SpongeBob] Squidward!

  • What's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?

  • [SpongeBob] No worse!

  • It'll go right to your thighs!

  • My thighs?

  • [SpongeBob] And then you blow up!

  • [siren blaring]

  • Yeah-heh-heh, I remember my first Krabby Patty.

  • [groaning]

  • [snoring]

  • My good man, how you doing?

  • Good.

  • Excellent. Now, let's get down to business.

  • - What's that? - It's your bill.

  • I don't have any money.

  • What?! I thought you said you could pay for it.

  • Oh, I'm paying for it alright. [belching]

  • I see you. Zap.

  • My leg!

  • I see you. Zap.

  • Plankton!

  • I see you. Zap!

  • [screaming]

  • Oh, look, it's the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty.

  • Crush!

  • [unintelligible]

  • Thank you, sir. Enjoy your meal.

  • At last.

  • All right, fine.

  • I'll just steal the secret formula myself.

  • Oh, and Man Ray, this friendship is over!

  • [belching]

  • No, no, no more. Can't eat another.