The bubbles are making me bigger.

More bubbles!

What the-?

Thank you, Squidward.

I'm big enough to flip patties again.

Yo, ho ho!

Oh!

[screaming]

[groaning]

Mr. Squidward! Call the fire department!

No need to call 'em, Mr. Krabs.

[grunting]

We'll be there in five minutes depending on traffic.

[laughing]

Turn left at the light!

The poisonous and highly intelligent octopus

can also cut through hard bedrock with its beak.

You don't see that every day!

Squidward, no!

[screaming]

It was you trying to eat my sea chimps

the whole time.

[scoffs]

I can't believe you'd accuse me

of- of- of such a delicious thing.

[belching]

[chattering]

I hear 'em in there.

[chattering]

[sea chimp king] Hey, King,

what's this dialy-doodle-mojig on your belt do?

[Plankton] No, don't touch that!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

[groaning]

I take it back. They weren't that delicious.

You know there is a way out of paying the fine.

I'll do it. What is it?

You can eat up all the chum.

[coughing]

Isn't there anyone that knows the true meaning

of Chum Day?

[groaning]

[groaning]

We ain't got time for that. Hi-yah!

[meowing]

Gary? Where are ya, little guy?

[meowing]

Gary! Gary!

[meowing]

Gary, what happened to you?

[groaning]

Hey, everybody! The light is bad!

Stay away from the light!

License and registration, please.

Hold your breath, critters!

Uh-oh! A whale!

[squawking] Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

[screaming]

[squawking]

Eat the chum!

Right.

[groaning]

[belching]

Mr. Krabs, you did it. You saved the secret formula.

[groaning] And I think I killed me taste for chum too.

See?

I'll never touch another bite of the stuff

as long as I live.

[groaning]

Hey, where'd Plankton go?

Hold still.

This isn't the first time this has happened.

[grunting]

Hmm. Could take him a while to get out.

[coughing]

[meowing]

Now let's get the rest of you cleaned up.

Aw, cute.

[sneezing] [screaming]

[cheering]

I'll think I'll just even him out.

First, a bigger head.

Now his body is too small.

Right, too small.

Arms are too short.

Legs are too short.

Other arm. Feet too small.

Teeth.

Belly button.

Perfect.

I look horrible!

Ew!

[coughing]

Uh. He inked.

Well, pardon my anatomy.

What's happening?!

Alright!

What did you do to me?

I know. I know. Uh, made you a monster. Ha.

And a giant.

A giant monster!

Well, it's still Best Friends Day.

What would you like your gummy, best-

- Yes. - It's yours, buddy.

But first you gotta get us out of this.

Ha ha. That's easy.

[sighing] Told you it was easy.

See, Mr. Krabs, she wished for that boat.

You mean she stole that boat.

Morning, SpongeBob, Krabs. Beautiful day.

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

Is that proof enough for you?

That shell of yours looks a little cramped.

[meowing]

There. Now you've got plenty of space.

[meowing]

Aha! They went this way.

[meowing]

Tell me about it.

[groaning]

[meowing]

[groaning]

Pearl, what in the name of Neptune's Aunt Nancy is

with all this ruckus?

Ow!

What's happening to me?!

Pearl, this is terrible.

I paid 30 bucks for that bed!

Reboot complete.

Oh! Oh! Aha! More puppies?! For Me?

Oh, Sheldon, I couldn't be happier.

[laughing]

Wait, puppy. Whoa, puppy.

Huge overload.

[groaning]

Out of my way, your boobs!

Plankton, you're going the wrong way!

Turn back or be crushed by a giant monster!

I can't hear you! I need to see this!

Ooh! Holy mother

of all creatures, great and small.

It's the largest Krabby Patty the world world has ever seen!

It's- It's Gorgeous!

Oh, great patty take me! Take me home, daddy!

[screaming]

[gasping]

Do you wanna taste?

[SpongeBob] Squidward!

What's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?

[SpongeBob] No worse!

It'll go right to your thighs!

My thighs?

[SpongeBob] And then you blow up!

[siren blaring]

Yeah-heh-heh, I remember my first Krabby Patty.

[groaning]

[snoring]

My good man, how you doing?

Good.

Excellent. Now, let's get down to business.

- What's that? - It's your bill.

I don't have any money.

What?! I thought you said you could pay for it.

Oh, I'm paying for it alright. [belching]

I see you. Zap.

My leg!

I see you. Zap.

Plankton!

I see you. Zap!

[screaming]

Oh, look, it's the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty.

Crush!

[unintelligible]

Thank you, sir. Enjoy your meal.

At last.

All right, fine.

I'll just steal the secret formula myself.

Oh, and Man Ray, this friendship is over!

[belching]

No, no, no more. Can't eat another.

There he is.

All right, Man Ray, lunch time's over!

What? How did you two know I was here?

A little sponge told us.

This wasn't supposed to happen.

[Sandy] Good word, guys. Mission accomplished.

Now all you have to is--

Get out of my body! Go!

Grow?

No!

[Mr. Krabs] Almost ready to open.

There.

Good morning, Mr. Krabs.

Hello, Squidward. Neptune's trousers!

What's gotten into you?

Reporting for duty, Mr. Krabs. [toilet flushing]

Squidward! You toilet's backed up again!

Well, I guess it's just you and me.

Wait. What was I supposed to do again?!

Just make direct contact!

Direct contact. You mean like this?

It's working!

Keep going, SpongeBob! You can do it!

My body filling with Krabby Patty.

Enormous strain.

Never absorbed this much Krabby Patty

into my body before.

In fact, never absorbed any Krabby Patties

into my body. Come to think of it.

Okay, what do I do now?

What the-?

Since our last kindness didn't go so well,

we brought you a new one.

A giant clarinet?

[squeaking]

[gasping] And it sounds divine.

Now I'm too small to play my giant clarinet.

[crying]

[grunting]

SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.

Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?

Um, one Monster Krabby Patty.

Huh? Monster Krabby Patty?

Monster Krabby Patty?

Monster Krabby Patty?!

Oh, dear Neptune.

Oh, boy.

We can do this.

At the count of three, we flip.

Ready? One, two, three.

Spat?

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

What is that thing, SpongeBob?

It looks like a giant pencil.

Go touch it.

It is a giant pencil, Patrick.

And to my beloved pet, Gary, I bequeath my pineapple,

my tool shed and my mailbox, and Patrick.

[whimpering]

What? Wow. Sometimes I forget just how absorbent I am.

What? No!

Stop spinning you sponge!

You're stealing my grunge!

Uh, uh, stuff that rhymes! [screaming]

[grunting]

[belching]

Oh, go, Patrick! Get those words!

Get 'em good!

[grumbling]

Stop reading words!

[grumbling]

Wow! What a bookworm! Whoa.

Yeah, SpongeBob.

Uh, Patrick, I think that's enough knowledge

for one day. Looks like you're full.

Nonsense, dear boy,

one can never accumulate too much information.

Where's me mustard?

Um.

Your mustard is coming right up.

When?!

Now.

Wow! Yee-ha! Yeah!

Oh, hey, Squidward.

[grumbling]

What are you saying?

[grumbling]

[cheering]

I can't hear you over the hose noise!

Hold on, I'll turn it off.

[groaning]

Patrick, There's something weird

about these frozen Krabby Patties.

Looks like you've been hitting the patties pretty hard there.

Speak for yourself.

How'd I do?

Please hold this end.

35 feet, record broken.

Ouch.

Take a picture.

Say, "Cheese".

Cheese.

Ah, that's gonna come out of my paycheck.

[grunting]

My legs!

I'm okay.

Slightly less okay.

SpongeBob!

Yeah?

What are you- Whoa. You been working out.

Yeah, I hope you got some grill for me,

because I am ripped.

[grunting]

[grunting]

Oh, I'm late for the gym.

Can you cover for me in the kitchen, Squidward?

Yes. Anything, you meathead,

just go before you destroy the place.