Or something a bit more manly, perhaps.

[grunting]

Upturn might be good too.

Ah, the sanctity of my bathroom.

The only place in the world where I can...

let it all hang out.

[sighing]

I had no idea you were such a success.

That's right.

And I would be honored

if you would allow me to come to your restaurant tonight.

T-T-T-Tonight?

Hey! Watch where you're swinging that!

SpongeBob, be careful with-

[screaming]

Okay, I've had enough.

[laughing]

Oh, Squidward, ya gotta lighten up.

Squidward, help! Help!

- Ow! Ow! Ow! - Help!

Squidward, you have to help me!

There's a g-g- a ghost in my house!

SpongeBob, how many times do I have to tell you?

I don't believe in ghosts and I never liked you.

Look, we forgot to switch the closed sign to open.

It's almost like we could've taken

the whole day off.

[laughing]

I'm not picking my nose, SpongeBob.

I'm on the way to the hospital for a nose job.

Plastic surgery.

I'm finally gonna get the nose I should have been born with.

[gasping] But Squidward,

you're a beautiful flower, you don't need to change-

[screaming]

[siren blaring]

You can't dump your garbage here, sir.

Oh, that's not garbage, that's my friend, Squidward.

We're here to check in.

Oh, I can't quite reach it.

[groaning]

[groaning]

I can do it.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Everything sure looks delicious.

Oh, smoked sausage is my favorite.

[sniffing]

[grunting]

[sighing]

I thought I told that kid not to put

the organic sea cucumber on top of a free range of anemones.

At least my flowers survived the trip.

[sniffing]

[screaming]

Fall in for inspection!

Alright, you two...

hat and uniform seem to be in order.

Mmm.

Promise me you'll shave tonight and you pass.

Hoo-rah.

I can't look. I'm afraid to see.

Please no.

[gasping]

May I help you, young man?

[screaming]

All right, I am gonna- I don't know what I'm gonna do!

♪ She'll be coming Round the Krabby Patty ♪

♪ When she comes ♪

[screaming]

SpongeBob, you nincompoop, you broke my face!

Don't just stand there, help me!

I need a doctor.

Um, okay, let me just memo- [screaming]

Hey, I wasn't ready.

Would you mind waiting till I-

Hang on.

You're starting to look like your old self again.

Nope, still too handsome.

It's still not working.

Maybe I'm not doing it hard enough.

Hang on a second.

Let me-

[groaning]

[shrieking]

Squidward, you're even more handsome now.

[cheering]

There. Now I'll have to stay here

and enjoy myself. [chuckles]

I'm not even gonna think about you know who

at the you know what doing I don't care.

[chuckles]

Just gonna relax.

Give me that.

But you said you didn't want it.

Fine. Why don't you two use it for your good deeds?

That's a great idea, Squidward.

Yeah, I'll go first.

[shrieking]

What did you do?

Ooh.

Quite an improvement, don't you think?

Oh, yes, I agree completely.

Come on, Patrick. Let's do some good deeding.

Yay.

Hey, get back here and fix my nose!

- Uh. - Uh.

SpongeBob. [panting]

Hey! Look at what you did to me.

You better fix my nose or you'll hear from my lawyer.

Are you sure?

Yeah, you'll be ugly again.

Yes, I'm sure.

Hmm. How to fix his nose?

Why don't you turn the bottle upside down,

maybe it will shrink it.

Patrick, that's brilliant!

No, wait, don't.

- [shrieking] - Didn't work.

Eee.

He's, uh, really going to pieces over this nose job.

[cheering, laughing]

Oh. [chuckles] Thank you.

Let's try again, shall we?

[whistling]

Order up.

[cheering, laughing]

Whoa! That shouldn't be in there.

Ooh.

What?

Oh.

Ta-da!

[cheering]

Nurse, Sponge.

[shrieking]

Thank you, nurse.

I can't see! I can't see! I wanna see!

[grunting]

I still can't see.

[shrieking]

Ta-da!

[cheering]

[humming]

There we go. You can wake him up now, nurse.

[groaning]

What happened?

I finished your nose job, you silly goose.

Take a look.

SpongeBob, you idiot.

This isn't even close to what I wanted.

Why didn't you say so? Oh, nurse.

Wait. No, no, no, no. I want a different doctor. I-

No.

No.

[trumpeting] No.

No. No. No. No!

No! No! No!

No-o-o.

Stop. I don't want to change my nose anymore.

SpongeBob, I'll do anything, anything at-

How's about the Squidward Classic?

Hey, not bad.

This looks even better than my old nose.

Well, I did have to use a few

of your other body parts to resculpt it.