Welcome home, honey.

[mumbling]

How was your day?

[coughing]

Dear Neptune, Plankton!

What is that smell?

The aroma you speak of, Karen, my computer wife,

is the stench of failure.

And now the smell of defeat

so deeply penetrates my soul

that my very skin is permeated with its foul stench!

Thanks for asking.

Well, it smells horrible.

You're not coming in here smelling like that!

Hey!

What are you...

[screaming]

Stop that at once, you...

[gasping]

I command you to...

Oh no!

[screaming]

There you go.

Now, don't you feel better?

Although I do look ravishing,

it's not enough to mask the ugliness I feel inside.

Did I miss a spot?

Oh!

Oh good, the lunch rush.

Now, that my chum bot has dropped you into my clutches,

you'll be forced to eat at the Chum Bucket.

[screaming]

What?

You mean you kidnapped us just to sell us your fast food?

Come on.

It's a standard marketing technique.

You little twerp!

Hey!

He's right, you know.

Karen, you think I'm a twerp?

Well, yes, but I was referring to the kidnapping.

Everything I do is always wrong in your eyes.

Maybe it's because you are always wrong.

Fine. I'm wrong.

- You're right. - You said it...

Why did I ever installed that nagging software?

Nagging software? I heard that!

At least I can go home to a wife who understands.

So, tell me what happened.

I don't wanna talk about it.

Talking will make you feel better.

Leave me alone.

That's your problem.

You never let anyone in.

Plankton the wreck Plankton, the loner.

And she's off, ladies and gentlemen.

That's why everything you try ends up like this.

[laughing]

Ooh!

And like this.

[laughing]

And more recently, like this.

[crying]

I'm a failure!

It's not that bad.

You just require a little help.

Maybe some henchman.

Henchmen?

Yes.

What you need to do is surround yourself

with muscular, tough guys who will do whatever you say.

I like the sound of that.

Wait a minute.

What's this?

Karen? My own wife?

Ooh! How Krabs loves me!

Hi, honey.

What's that? A souvenir from your boyfriend, Krabs?

Oh, pipe down. I just went to get you this happy hero box.

Where?

Thanks, babe! You're too good to me.

And after that, we frolicked through the flowers,

and then we...

Sounds like fun.

Well, the really fun part was when...

What did you do with the Krabby Patty?

With the what?

The Krabby Patty.

Remember?

You can't rush these things, you know.

You're forgetting the mission.

What are you talking about?

You're going native, Plankton.

Look at yourself.

What?

Another bag of chum.

Blech!

Now, to shape this into His Highness's dinner request.

[laughing]

Almost done.

Here you go. Eat up.

What's this supposed to be?

Chum seaweed,

chum pot pie, chum con coral and chum tea.

Also known as, dinner.

Karen, your memory bank's are gummed up again.

I did not request chum pot pie.

I requested chum stir fry!

Well, I told you months ago that my memory is full,

but you've been too busy with your latest project.

So tell me, Plankton, how do you plan on

failing to steal the Krabby Patty formula this time?

Computer wife, don't start with me!

This plan is foolproof, I tell you, fool proof!

[laughing]

Not only will I soon grasp the formula,

but I'll be rid of your bad memory as well.

Karen, I want you to meet my new computer wife...

Karen Two!

[gasping]

Karen Two?

I've been ... replaced?

I'm afraid so.

But can you blame me?

She's got triple the processing,

all the latest software, and a sleek space age design.

[laughing]

The whole package!

I can't believe this.

After all I've done for you,

you dump me for this cheap pile of plastic!

Well, I had to cut costs somewhere.

Who are you calling cheap?

At least I don't rust.

You know, you're gonna wish you deleted that comment!

Hey, come on, babe.

Don't take it so hard.

You'll find love again.

Maybe you'll meet a nice uh, adding machine.

Oh, that does it.

Oh. Why did I program her with a jealousy scheduler?

And why did I outfit her with a molecular rearranger ray?

Here's your stir fry, little man!

Uh. Let's not do something we might regret!

You should know,

regret's the one thing you left out of my operating system.

[gasping]

Huh?

What happened?

I accessed the Chum Bucket's power grid,

remotely cutting off Karen's power at the source.

Ha!

Karen Two,

I knew you were special

the moment I laid eye on your motherboard.

Goodbye, Karen Classic.

Hello, Karen Two!

I don't even know her name.

And yet she's stolen my heart.

Plankton!

You've fallen in love with another woman!

I'm your wife!

You're a W-I-F-E!

Oh! You always pull that one out!

You're not a real wife.

You're just a computer!

Ugh!

Why don't you have an off switch?

Plankton, don't you...

So, typical day of failure, I see, huh, darling,

Oh, can it, Computer wife! Can't you see I'm exhausted?

Why don't you go make yourself useful

and synthesize me up some grub?

Yes, your Majesty.

What do we got here?

Oh, goody.

Holographic meatloaf, again.

When am I gonna get some real food?

Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food.