[speaking indistinctly]

Oh, I get it!

[laughing]

Nice work, Patrick. Whoops! Almost forgot.

You've got to have a Gare-Bear.

Oh, yay!

Ohh. Huh? [chuckles]

Awe.

Whoa. The small ray.

Hee...

Here's your shake, sir.

[laughing]

[laughing]

Hmm.

There you go.

Come again, sir.

SpongeBob, what's going on in here? Huh?

Why's everything all tiny?

I don't know.

- What do you got there? - Nothing.

Green cheese! Green cheese! Green cheese!

SpongeBob? Patrick?

So romantic.

Oh.

Eugene-ikins, give me some sugar.

I'm always a sucker for a good smooch.

[grunting]

[spitting] Ha ha, I found an action figure.

Whoa. I saw it first.

- No, I did. - Finders keepers.

Whoa!

What's the matter with you?

Blech.

It's got my spit on it!

Whoa! You can't catch me.

[laughing]

[laughing]

Don't let him get away.

[laughing]

This is the best action figure ever.

[panting]

SpongeBob in the corner pocket. Do ink!

You brats get back in the play area

or I'll 86 your face!

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

[laughing]

Gary?

[gasping]

They shrunk!

I'm going to need to get new pants.

I win.

Hot dang!

I'm faster than green grass through a goose!

Hm, these jumbo dogs are much too big

for your baby heads.

[grunting]

These dinky dogs should do ya.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

I know just the thing to get the spirits up:

the official Krusty Krab play set.

SpongeBob, I need 20 Krabby Patties

on the double, please.

Sure thing, Mr. Squidward, sir. 20 Krabby Patties coming up.

SpongeBob, what are you doing here?

You're going to cost me some loot

if you don't get your square keister home.

Out, out, out! Until your vacation is over!

Oh, what to do on this boring vacation?

Hey, I know just the thing to get the ol' spirits up!

I need 20 Krabby Patties, please.

Sure thing, ol' buddy, ol' Squid.

20 Krabby Patties coming--

[meowing]

Shrink.

I do have a lot of issues.

[alarm blaring]

Pretty.

I'm back, SpongeBob. Uh-oh.

[laughing] You're so tiny.

[screaming] A giant SpongeBob!

Patrick! SpongeBob!

[screaming] Sandy's grown to gigantic size!

I don't think Sandy grew, Patrick, I think we shrunk.

That's silly.

Don't you think it's more likely that the entire world grew?

[laughing]

Life is but a walking shadow.

Looby! Looby! Looby! Looby! Looby! Looby!

[screaming]

Looby! Looby! Looby!

Hey. Head Shrinking for Beginners .

Mm.

[screaming]

Hey hoo hey...

[chanting]

Oh, my goodness, I guess we'll have to live here

in the library forever, Gary.

[meowing]

[laughing]

Oh, boo hoo.

Let me play a sad song for you and the world's smallest violin.

This is serious.

I know. This really is the world's smallest violin.

See?

Hey, speaking of Spot,

did you always have a double pupil?

A double what?

Spot! Thank, entropy, you're safe!

You were hiding on my optical cornea

the whole time.

You sneaky little amoeba, you.

[barking]

[laughing]

Aw, I'm glad you found Spot.

Who wants Mini Squidward to dance for our amusement?

[cheering]

Well, gosh. Okay.

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

What's the big deal? Those are all my moves!

[music playing]

[music playing]

Tada!

[gasping] Talk about no talent.

Maybe Squidward should get size reduction surgery

so he'll dance better.

[laughing]

That Mini Squid.

[mooing]

Ah, yeehaw! Get along, little amoebas.

[mooing]

I did it! It's sarsaparilla time!

[mooing]

[grunting]

Holy osmosis! I lived as an amoeba for a whole week.

Patrick, you may feel a slight tickle.

Oh, I like tickles.

Okay, let's get a look at this.

[laughing] That was intense.

Oop, almost forgot.

Ow.

You're going on a date with my wife, Karen, Ray Ray.

Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink

an ordinary mailman down to the size of a grain of sand.

- But how? - By using this shrink ray.

Mother of mercy! Where'd they go?

There. They're headed right for that discarded potato chip.

[growling]

What's the matter?

Potato chips are his favorite snack.

Johnson!

No!

No, no, no.

I never will understand these city folk.

That's it. Time for the spin cycle.

[gasping]

Not so fast, Man Ray.

Wha?

You're all wet. You need to dry out.

What? No, my head is dry clean only!

But I didn't do anything.

Just keep moving.

You too, missy.

This shrink belt will allow me to walk

among those little monkeys.

[laughing]

Huh?

Too small! Too small!

Huh? [laughing]

Hey, why are you idiots so short?

You afraid of me? You gonna cry?

[crying]

[sizzling]

How would you like a Krabby Patty?

SpongeBob SquarePants, are you crazy?

That's not the right food for a little fella like him.

Of course not. I don't know what I was thinking.

What he needs is a tiny Krabby Patty.

[sniffing] Blegh.

Huh? No one's ever turned down one of these before.

This is my life from now on, huh?

[laughing]

Just call me SpongeBob WormPants cause that's all I am,

just an apartment for worms.

[laughing]

[snoring]

[meowing]

[horn blowing]

Hooray, Gary, we're finally huge.

[meowing] Huh?

Wait a minute. Oh, no!

[meowing]

Ow.

Squidward, help me! My house is shrinking.

I woke up this morning and it was getting smaller

[speaking indistinctly]

[dial tone]

Oh, no!

Patrick, if you want to win an award,

you have to do something.

Mm.

I want to defeat the giant monkey men

and save the ninth dimension!

Me, too! But that sounds a little hard.

Why don't we start smaller?

I want to defeat the little monkey men

and save the eighth dimension!

- Smaller. - Doctor.

- Smaller. - Fireman?

The smallest you can think of.

A job at the Krusty Krab?

Yeah!

[baby crying]

What the?

Puppies? [barking]

You did it, boy! Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.

Wait. Is that my good dinner jacket?

Oh, who cares about a dinner jacket?

Aw, look at the little puppies!

Yeesh. Calm down, Karen.

You don't want to blow out your motherboard.

Oh, I'm gonna name you Steven and Karen

and Clayton and Vincent and- cute overload.

You wanna tussle?! Well, let's tussle it up!

[screaming]

Cousin BlackJack?

In the living flesh.

[laughing] That tickles.

Just like the old days, eh, cousin?

Yeah, BlackJack, you haven't changed a bit.

[laughing]

Attention, beach-goers! You are trespassing!

You have exactly 17 minutes to haul your caucuses off

of the future site of the Chum Bucket Mega bucket!

Do you hear something?

[squeaking]

Okay, have it your way!

I don't mind bulldozing over each and every--

Mommy, look.

Somebody left his toy tractor here.

Put that down, Billy. That has germs on it.

Ah, Mom.

[squeaking]

Ya don't see that everyday.

[both] Jinx! Buy me a patty!

[laughing]

[squeaking]

Excuse me! I can't reach my silverware!

Terribly sorry, sir.

Will there be anything else?

Is my tie on straight?

You look fabulous.

Your gentleman caller awaits.

Hello, my dear.

I must say you look ravishing tonight.

Oh, my, you're a tiny thing, but awfully cute.

Give it here, you big, stupid baby.

Ow!

[laughing]

[groaning]

I got it!

Just like taking candy from a baby!

Get it, Krabs?

Like taking candy from you!

Hey, what are you doing?

[laughing]

Ooh.

Uh-oh.

[clearing throat]

Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!

Oh, yes, the unshrink ray.

Let's see, uh... uh... Did you set it to wumbo?

[everyone] What?!

Get SpongeBob!

[screaming]

Get 'em!

Now, I have to drive five miles

to go to the bathroom in my own home!

And I need an elevator to climb one stair!

Hi-yah!

We've been shrinking for years!

But this is ridiculous.

Everything's too big!

I've got it.

Tada.

Since I couldn't make you big, I made the city small.

And now only one more thing to shrink.

Cheese.

I guess this is okay.

Yeah, what's the difference?

Good idea, SpongeBob.

[cheering]

Well, it's great to be back.

Oh?