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  • Tada. A tiny home for my tiny friend.

  • [speaking indistinctly]

  • Oh, I get it!

  • [laughing]

  • Nice work, Patrick. Whoops! Almost forgot.

  • You've got to have a Gare-Bear.

  • Oh, yay!

  • Ohh. Huh? [chuckles]

  • Awe.

  • Whoa. The small ray.

  • Hee...

  • Here's your shake, sir.

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • Hmm.

  • There you go.

  • Come again, sir.

  • SpongeBob, what's going on in here? Huh?

  • Why's everything all tiny?

  • I don't know.

  • - What do you got there? - Nothing.

  • Green cheese! Green cheese! Green cheese!

  • SpongeBob? Patrick?

  • So romantic.

  • Oh.

  • Eugene-ikins, give me some sugar.

  • I'm always a sucker for a good smooch.

  • [grunting]

  • [spitting] Ha ha, I found an action figure.

  • Whoa. I saw it first.

  • - No, I did. - Finders keepers.

  • Whoa!

  • What's the matter with you?

  • Blech.

  • It's got my spit on it!

  • Whoa! You can't catch me.

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • Don't let him get away.

  • [laughing]

  • This is the best action figure ever.

  • [panting]

  • SpongeBob in the corner pocket. Do ink!

  • You brats get back in the play area

  • or I'll 86 your face!

  • Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

  • [laughing]

  • Gary?

  • [gasping]

  • They shrunk!

  • I'm going to need to get new pants.

  • I win.

  • Hot dang!

  • I'm faster than green grass through a goose!

  • Hm, these jumbo dogs are much too big

  • for your baby heads.

  • [grunting]

  • These dinky dogs should do ya.

  • Thank you.

  • You're welcome.

  • I know just the thing to get the spirits up:

  • the official Krusty Krab play set.

  • SpongeBob, I need 20 Krabby Patties

  • on the double, please.

  • Sure thing, Mr. Squidward, sir. 20 Krabby Patties coming up.

  • SpongeBob, what are you doing here?

  • You're going to cost me some loot

  • if you don't get your square keister home.

  • Out, out, out! Until your vacation is over!

  • Oh, what to do on this boring vacation?

  • Hey, I know just the thing to get the ol' spirits up!

  • I need 20 Krabby Patties, please.

  • Sure thing, ol' buddy, ol' Squid.

  • 20 Krabby Patties coming--

  • [meowing]

  • Shrink.

  • I do have a lot of issues.

  • [alarm blaring]

  • Pretty.

  • I'm back, SpongeBob. Uh-oh.

  • [laughing] You're so tiny.

  • [screaming] A giant SpongeBob!

  • Patrick! SpongeBob!

  • [screaming] Sandy's grown to gigantic size!

  • I don't think Sandy grew, Patrick, I think we shrunk.

  • That's silly.

  • Don't you think it's more likely that the entire world grew?

  • [laughing]

  • Life is but a walking shadow.

  • Looby! Looby! Looby! Looby! Looby! Looby!

  • [screaming]

  • Looby! Looby! Looby!

  • Hey. Head Shrinking for Beginners .

  • Mm.

  • [screaming]

  • Hey hoo hey...

  • [chanting]

  • Oh, my goodness, I guess we'll have to live here

  • in the library forever, Gary.

  • [meowing]

  • [laughing]

  • Oh, boo hoo.

  • Let me play a sad song for you and the world's smallest violin.

  • This is serious.

  • I know. This really is the world's smallest violin.

  • See?

  • Hey, speaking of Spot,

  • did you always have a double pupil?

  • A double what?

  • Spot! Thank, entropy, you're safe!

  • You were hiding on my optical cornea

  • the whole time.

  • You sneaky little amoeba, you.

  • [barking]

  • [laughing]

  • Aw, I'm glad you found Spot.

  • Who wants Mini Squidward to dance for our amusement?

  • [cheering]

  • Well, gosh. Okay.

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • What's the big deal? Those are all my moves!

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • Tada!

  • [gasping] Talk about no talent.

  • Maybe Squidward should get size reduction surgery

  • so he'll dance better.

  • [laughing]

  • That Mini Squid.

  • [mooing]

  • Ah, yeehaw! Get along, little amoebas.

  • [mooing]

  • I did it! It's sarsaparilla time!

  • [mooing]

  • [grunting]

  • Holy osmosis! I lived as an amoeba for a whole week.

  • Patrick, you may feel a slight tickle.

  • Oh, I like tickles.

  • Okay, let's get a look at this.

  • [laughing] That was intense.

  • Oop, almost forgot.

  • Ow.

  • You're going on a date with my wife, Karen, Ray Ray.

  • Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink

  • an ordinary mailman down to the size of a grain of sand.

  • - But how? - By using this shrink ray.

  • Mother of mercy! Where'd they go?

  • There. They're headed right for that discarded potato chip.

  • [growling]

  • What's the matter?

  • Potato chips are his favorite snack.

  • Johnson!

  • No!

  • No, no, no.

  • I never will understand these city folk.

  • That's it. Time for the spin cycle.

  • [gasping]

  • Not so fast, Man Ray.

  • Wha?

  • You're all wet. You need to dry out.

  • What? No, my head is dry clean only!

  • But I didn't do anything.

  • Just keep moving.

  • You too, missy.

  • This shrink belt will allow me to walk

  • among those little monkeys.

  • [laughing]

  • Huh?

  • Too small! Too small!

  • Huh? [laughing]

  • Hey, why are you idiots so short?

  • You afraid of me? You gonna cry?

  • [crying]

  • [sizzling]

  • How would you like a Krabby Patty?

  • SpongeBob SquarePants, are you crazy?

  • That's not the right food for a little fella like him.

  • Of course not. I don't know what I was thinking.

  • What he needs is a tiny Krabby Patty.

  • [sniffing] Blegh.