Name: 13 Year Old Picking Up Girls
Uploaded: 2014-09-14T06:12:46.000Z
Duration: 3 min 45 s
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Are you single? -No, I'm married with three kids

I'd like to have three sons that are my age.

You wanna give me your number? -No, sorry

She's my old lady, so you gotta kick my ass first, that's the rule

Oh...but I'm a little sore, I've been working out

You guys want to have a field trip in my pants

Alright, just go ahead and give me your number

Excuse me, are you single? -I'm not, sorry

If you get your girlfriend to give me her number, I'll just leave

How much does it cost to get your number?

How much does your number cost? -My number?

It's not? -No, it's not, sorry. -I can't order it?

If you're here, then who's running heaven?

Do you want to go to dinner? -No, I don't. -No?

Do you wanna give me your number? -No, I don't

I just want your number. -Now? Oh, I'm sorry

I think it's probably, like, illegal. -I think so

Excuse me. -Yeah? -Did we go to a different school together? -No

Can I have your number? -No, I'm not interested

Go ahead and put it in. Yeah, just put it in

Do you mind if I take this girl out to Chuck E. Cheese's?

If you do you're gonna have to sign a permission slip

You need to, uhm, work on your picking up

You really do, though. -It's been a, it's been a minute

I like the women the way I like peanut butter: chunky

I need to call my mom, can I use your phone, please?

Can I trust you not to take it? -Yeah, you can hold my leg