-I am Robert Lewandowski. -That's great, Robert, but we're a little busy

-Could I just give some tips now or? -No. -Afterwards then? -I would love that

Let me get this going again, we're almost done. -We'll be happy to have a chat with you

Let's introduce Robert Lewandowski, professional player, plays for Borussia Dortmund

He said he had a couple words of wisdom for you, so I figured I'd let him share

Yo do not score... until you score

Excuse me. Hi, I'm Robert... Lewandoski

-What was that? -Lewandowski

What is your name?

Listen, I'm here for brief time. Perhaps, I could grab your numbers and we could, you know, get together

All of three of us? -Well, perhaps seperately

What is your number?

273

Number? -530

-Would you like to kiss? -No. -No?

I fly you to one of my games. -Okay

What is your number? -909

Good meeting you. Kiss?

-No, I mean like make out. -Oh, like a real kiss? -Yes

That is it?

I can get your number?

-No, I don't think so. -Why is this?

I'm Robert... Lewandowski

I find you very attractive

No, but this is why I talk to you. So perhaps, I've much money and we could go out

Nice dinner. Can I grab your number?

I have a boyfriend

You can see me play. I get you free tickets

-Where at? -In Europe. -Shut up. -Really

Really really? How do you do that?

Take a plane. Lufthansa. What is your number? -909

Nice to meet you

What is your number? -209

Get, get

-You play soccer? -Yeah -What position do you play? -Defense

What is your favorite position? -I like all positions

All positions... What is your number? -818

-You play soccer? -Yes, I play soccer -...I want to take you on a date. -I have a boyfriend

What does he have to do with me?

What is your number? -951

-Hi, how's it going? -Good. -I'm famous soccer player. -Oh, really? -Yes

-What is your name? -Meg -My name is Robert... Lewandowski

Listen, I am new here, to this country

-Perhaps I can grab your number -Sure

What is your number? -559

-I'm Robert... Lewandowski -Can I have your autograph? Yes

What do you want me to autograph?

This might not be the best pen... Oh, there you go