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- GUESS WHAT. - WHAT?
- YOU KNOW WHAT I DID IN MY HOTEL ROOM?
- TELL ME. - I JUMPED BED TO BED.
THERE WAS, LIKE, THIS ONE GUY WHO FILMED ME...
- YEAH?
- IN SLOW-MOTION JUMPING ONTO THE OTHER BED,
DOING A BARREL ROLL.
- YEAH. - BARREL ROLL!
- YEAH.
- AND THEY FILMED ME JUMPING ON THE BED,
JUST SLAMMING DOWN ON THE BED.
- WOW. YOU JUST REALLY LOVE--
YOU JUST LOVE LIFE, DON'T YOU?
- YEAH, AND BY THE WAY, I WANT ALL OF YOU
TO JUMP ONTO BEDS.
- YEAH.
WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO IN HOTEL ROOMS.
I THINK EVERYBODY HERE GETS IN A HOTEL ROOM,
AND YOU JUMP ON BEDS, DON'T YOU?
[cheers and applause]
EVERYBODY DOES.
- YEAH, BUT MY GRANDPA, HE DOESN'T LIKE ME
JUMPING FROM BED TO BED.
THIS IS WHY I WOULD JUMP FROM THIS BED
TO THE OTHER BED.
- THAT'S PRETTY FAR. - YEAH, BUT I MADE IT.
I CAN'T MAKE IT. I FALL.
- WOW. - I GO LIKE...
[shouting]
- WOW.
- AND THEN I FALL, LIKE-- - YEAH.
SO WHEN YOU'RE DOING THIS,
IS YOUR GRANDPA OPENING THE MINI BAR,
OR WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- IT'S MY MOM'S BOYFRIEND. HE OPENED--
[laughter and applause]
THIS GUY, GRANDPA, RIGHT HERE...
- YEAH.
NOW WE'RE GETTING TO THE GOOD STUFF.
- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE TO PAY.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE TO PAY TO GET INTO THE BAR,
BUT IT'S KIND OF A BAR.
SO YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A DRINK.
- YUP. - I MEAN--
I MEAN, THERE'S SO MANY-- I HAVE--HE HAS SO MANY.
- YEAH, HEY, I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT DINOSAURS.
I HEARD YOU LIKE DINOSAURS A LOT, RIGHT?
- YEAH, I DO. - OKAY.
WHAT KIND OF DINOSAURS DO YOU LIKE?
- CROCODON. - I NEVER HEARD OF THAT ONE.
- WELL, HE-- HE WASN'T ACTUALLY
JUST THIS NORMAL MEAT-EATING DINOSAUR.
- NOW, THAT'S YOU.
- NO, I'M NOT THE CROCODON.
- NO? - CROCODON IS RED.
HE HAS GREEN EYES,
AND HE CAMOUFLAGED THEM TO THE SIGHT OF BLOOD EYES.
- OH, OH.
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE HAD A DINOSAUR HERE TODAY?
- THAT'S ME.
- NO. NO, IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S A DINOSAUR THAT CAME TO SAY HELLO TO YOU.
DO YOU WANT TO MEET IT? - YUP.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S-- IS THE DINOSAUR HERE?
IT'S A FRIENDLY DINOSAUR TOO. I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.
LOOK.
- WHOA!
WHOA!
[cheers and applause]
WHOA!
[dinosaur squeaking]
- OKAY.
- I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S A GUY IN A COSTUME.
- OH, IS THAT A FURRY T REX?
YOU KNOW, WITH THE TWO CLAWS.
- RIGHT. - AND THE SHORT ARMS.
- RIGHT, YEAH.
HE'S ANGRY. NOW YOU'VE MADE HIM MAD.
LISTEN, GUESS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO.
YOU'RE GONNA GET TO GO SEE "WALKING WITH DINOSAURS,
THE ARENA SPECTACULAR."
YOU'RE GONNA GET VIP TICKETS
AND GO SEE ALL THE DINOSAURS.
- OH, YEAH!
- AND BECAUSE YOUR GRANDPA LIKES TO WATCH THE NEWS
FOR THE POWERBALL,
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE AND YOUR GRANDPA
IS GOING HOME WITH POWERBALL TICKETS.
- NO, IT'S A REAL DINOSAUR.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK-- - I CAN SEE HIM!
I CAN SEE--
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Ellen Meets the ‘Apparently’ Kid, Part 2

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Halu Hsieh published on September 22, 2014    Sunny Hsu translated    朱朱 reviewed
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