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  • - GUESS WHAT. - WHAT?

  • - YOU KNOW WHAT I DID IN MY HOTEL ROOM?

  • - TELL ME. - I JUMPED BED TO BED.

  • THERE WAS, LIKE, THIS ONE GUY WHO FILMED ME...

  • - YEAH?

  • - IN SLOW-MOTION JUMPING ONTO THE OTHER BED,

  • DOING A BARREL ROLL.

  • - YEAH. - BARREL ROLL!

  • - YEAH.

  • - AND THEY FILMED ME JUMPING ON THE BED,

  • JUST SLAMMING DOWN ON THE BED.

  • - WOW. YOU JUST REALLY LOVE--

  • YOU JUST LOVE LIFE, DON'T YOU?

  • - YEAH, AND BY THE WAY, I WANT ALL OF YOU

  • TO JUMP ONTO BEDS.

  • - YEAH.

  • WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO IN HOTEL ROOMS.

  • I THINK EVERYBODY HERE GETS IN A HOTEL ROOM,

  • AND YOU JUMP ON BEDS, DON'T YOU?

  • [cheers and applause]

  • EVERYBODY DOES.

  • - YEAH, BUT MY GRANDPA, HE DOESN'T LIKE ME

  • JUMPING FROM BED TO BED.

  • THIS IS WHY I WOULD JUMP FROM THIS BED

  • TO THE OTHER BED.

  • - THAT'S PRETTY FAR. - YEAH, BUT I MADE IT.

  • I CAN'T MAKE IT. I FALL.

  • - WOW. - I GO LIKE...

  • [shouting]

  • - WOW.

  • - AND THEN I FALL, LIKE-- - YEAH.

  • SO WHEN YOU'RE DOING THIS,

  • IS YOUR GRANDPA OPENING THE MINI BAR,

  • OR WHAT'S HAPPENING?

  • - IT'S MY MOM'S BOYFRIEND. HE OPENED--

  • [laughter and applause]

  • THIS GUY, GRANDPA, RIGHT HERE...

  • - YEAH.

  • NOW WE'RE GETTING TO THE GOOD STUFF.

  • - I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE TO PAY.

  • I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE TO PAY TO GET INTO THE BAR,

  • BUT IT'S KIND OF A BAR.

  • SO YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A DRINK.

  • - YUP. - I MEAN--

  • I MEAN, THERE'S SO MANY-- I HAVE--HE HAS SO MANY.

  • - YEAH, HEY, I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT DINOSAURS.

  • I HEARD YOU LIKE DINOSAURS A LOT, RIGHT?

  • - YEAH, I DO. - OKAY.

  • WHAT KIND OF DINOSAURS DO YOU LIKE?

  • - CROCODON. - I NEVER HEARD OF THAT ONE.

  • - WELL, HE-- HE WASN'T ACTUALLY

  • JUST THIS NORMAL MEAT-EATING DINOSAUR.

  • - NOW, THAT'S YOU.

  • - NO, I'M NOT THE CROCODON.

  • - NO? - CROCODON IS RED.

  • HE HAS GREEN EYES,

  • AND HE CAMOUFLAGED THEM TO THE SIGHT OF BLOOD EYES.

  • - OH, OH.

  • WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE HAD A DINOSAUR HERE TODAY?

  • - THAT'S ME.

  • - NO. NO, IT'S NOT YOU.

  • IT'S A DINOSAUR THAT CAME TO SAY HELLO TO YOU.

  • DO YOU WANT TO MEET IT? - YUP.

  • - ALL RIGHT, LET'S-- IS THE DINOSAUR HERE?

  • IT'S A FRIENDLY DINOSAUR TOO. I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.

  • LOOK.

  • - WHOA!

  • WHOA!

  • [cheers and applause]

  • WHOA!

  • [dinosaur squeaking]

  • - OKAY.

  • - I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S A GUY IN A COSTUME.

  • - OH, IS THAT A FURRY T REX?

  • YOU KNOW, WITH THE TWO CLAWS.

  • - RIGHT. - AND THE SHORT ARMS.

  • - RIGHT, YEAH.

  • HE'S ANGRY. NOW YOU'VE MADE HIM MAD.

  • LISTEN, GUESS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO.

  • YOU'RE GONNA GET TO GO SEE "WALKING WITH DINOSAURS,

  • THE ARENA SPECTACULAR."

  • YOU'RE GONNA GET VIP TICKETS

  • AND GO SEE ALL THE DINOSAURS.

  • - OH, YEAH!

  • - AND BECAUSE YOUR GRANDPA LIKES TO WATCH THE NEWS

  • FOR THE POWERBALL,

  • EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE AND YOUR GRANDPA

  • IS GOING HOME WITH POWERBALL TICKETS.

  • - NO, IT'S A REAL DINOSAUR.

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK-- - I CAN SEE HIM!

  • I CAN SEE--

- GUESS WHAT. - WHAT?

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